Penname: bebitched Real name: Mary
Member Since: July 02, 2007

Bio:

I've been writing fanfic for about four and a half years, and in this fandom for about three. Usually I ship Jim/Pam, Dwight/Angela, Kelly/Andy, Pam/Karen, though occasionally Ryan/Karen and anything femslash. My pen name on LiveJournal and fanfiction.net is the same as it is here, for clarity's sake.

I run a LiveJournal community called officegirlslash, which you should definitely check out if you haven't already / end pimping. 

I hope you enjoy reading my fanfic as much as I enjoy writing it!


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Reviews by bebitched
Baby Talk by LoveFool Rated: K [Reviews - 438] 122
Summary:

More Jim and Pam and their adventures in raising baby Jill!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Baby Talk
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 96586 Read Count: 203283 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: November 19, 2006 Updated: March 03, 2010
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Date: February 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 18: Happy Birthday

Yay! I was so happy to see this updated. This was hilarious and adorable, per usual.

Summary: Past Featured StoryPost-Merger. A little angsty, a little triangular, but fear not - it doesn't end there.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Phyllis
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2195 Read Count: 11493 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 20, 2006 Updated: November 20, 2006
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Date: November 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Those crazy kids and their misconceptions! I thoroughly enjoyed this, especially: The knife is hot and swift and cuts progressively deeper. She’s not even sure she’s entitled to bleed. What a great metaphor!

Author's Response: Crazy kids is right. Glad you liked this and thought that metaphor worked - I love that kind of stuff, but you never know if it's going to 'play' for anyone else, lol. Thanks so much for reading and reviewing, bebitched!

Summary: Jim and Pam redefine some things they thought they knew as they find their way to one another. Spoilers through The Return.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 42984 Read Count: 69745 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: February 15, 2007 Updated: May 19, 2008
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Date: November 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 21: Heartbroken

I loved the dream sequence :) And realistic is okay in my book.

Summary: Pam finds her breakthrough. Art supplies as personal growth. Spoilers through "Business School," but AU from there.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1920 Read Count: 2962 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 26, 2007 Updated: March 26, 2007
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Date: August 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

You know, this is quite possibly the best Office fic I've ever read. It has soul and captures the transition of Pam's life in symbolism with her art flawlessly. It was an absolute joy to read!

Author's Response: Wow, thank you so much!  I'm so glad you liked it!

Summary: Past Featured Story

"It seems odd, in the ironic, slap-in-the-face kind of way that since her incident, it’s been easier to let him go."

Something bad happens to Pam. Very Dark.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35653 Read Count: 100213 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: January 26, 2008
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Date: January 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: Patience

Aww, yay, progress!

Author's Response: Yay! Thanks for the review.  Oh! And I also wanted to tell you that you're a really great writer!!  Of the stories I've read, you do a great job.

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Date: November 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Confusion

Yay hope. Hope is good. I can't wait for the next update!

Summary:

The title pretty much says it all: the fantasies of Jim and Pam and the naughty actings out of those fantasies.

This story will go as long as you, the readers, want it to.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 54206 Read Count: 148898 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: May 08, 2007 Updated: January 31, 2008
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Date: July 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: The First Initiation

Wowza, this story is amazing! (especially the pager chapter) So I was thinking... you know that photoshoot with John Krasinski standing behind Jenna Fischer teaching her how to play golf? Do you think there's a way that you could work that into either of their fantasies? I would be forever in your debt!

Author's Response:

Well, I wrote a fic about the picture of John from GQ playing pool, so I might be able to do a story revolving around he and Jenna playing golf.

I'll put it on my to-do list of chapters to write for this story. :) I should have another chapter or two coming up before too long. I just have to sit down, get in the right state of mind and write it. Thank you for the suggestion, and the review! :) 

Summary: Past Featured Story

"'Jiiiiiiiiim. Come to beeeed,' Pam’s voice is light, and it mistily floats down the empty staircase as it swirls about the room, echoing like a siren’s song."

A series of one-shots. There are times when Jim and Pam's relationship seem a little supernatural. 


Categories: Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Horror, Humor, Married, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16713 Read Count: 13688 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 21, 2007 Updated: February 12, 2008
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Date: February 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Somnio

Wow.

This is extremely intriguing. The idea that Jim and Pam knew each other in another life, that they just knew they were meant to be together, makes a lot of sense. The past life story was sooo depressing, but the present life made up for it.

All in all, I loved it!

Summary:

Ok, all us Jammers are happy about "The Job", and we know that in truth, it was good for Pam to "Grow a pair" (in Michael's terms) and have some time to figure stuff out on her own. But what if we just sped things up a bit? What if she gained that boldness sonner rather than later?

Spoilers through Casino Night, and (soon... when I finish...) through all of Season 3, including The Job!!! intrigued? Good. Come back soon to see the completion...

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, In Stamford, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 37236 Read Count: 108280 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2007 Updated: July 16, 2007
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Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: I've had enough of this parade

So mean! This story was just the bit of fluff but substance that I needed. I'm hoping you're going to continue in the fall?

Summary: Pam changes outfits- and herself. Speculative post-The Job.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10447 Read Count: 61790 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: June 07, 2007 Updated: March 15, 2017
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Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: I am very special

I just actually recently had to explain what that meant to my mom and my grandmother, so this is especially funny.

Author's Response:

Oh, heee. I'm sure that wasn't awkward at all! Well, I'm glad to make you smile- thanks for reading!!

Thirty-Five by PamPongChamp Rated: K+ [Reviews - 18] 7
Summary: A series of vignettes exploring the different ways Jim might celebrate his 35th birthday based on the choices he made earlier in life.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Future
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2117 Read Count: 10470 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 11, 2007 Updated: February 18, 2008
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Date: February 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Two

I'm glad you didn't make Jim miserable. I think I probably would have cried. Great job! I can't wait for the next installment.

Summary: Pam and Jim learn why sex in the shower can be dangerous.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Married, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: The Sexual Misadventures of Pam and Jim
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5680 Read Count: 8027 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: June 20, 2007 Updated: July 30, 2007
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Date: July 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Truth About Trips to the ER

“I was playing basketball in the shower.”

I think I nearly died of laughter.



Author's Response: No dying!  Laughing is ok, but be sure to keep breathing.  Course reading JAM fanfic isn't such a bad way to go.  I'm really glad you liked it.  It just seemed like something that Jim might say when he was high as a kite.  :-) Thanks for the review.


Author's Response: ps - if girl7 kills me with her lovely amazing angst, I may right there with you....

Summary: Past Featured StoryTandem Writing. A die-hard Jammer and a not-so-Jammer write alternating paragraphs to write a coherent story...
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 846 Read Count: 2115 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2007 Updated: July 10, 2007
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Date: July 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Tandem writing: Pamatosis and Night Swept

Wow. This made me laugh so hard, especially since I did this once with a friend and we ended up contradicting each other, just like here. Excellent job!

Summary:

What would have happened if Jim had been a little later getting back to the office?


Categories: Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: David Wallace, Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15236 Read Count: 48503 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2007 Updated: January 29, 2008
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Date: January 30, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Can't wait for more!

Summary:

Someone is dead in The Office, and everyone is a suspect.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Suspense
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36808 Read Count: 27509 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2007 Updated: August 06, 2007
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Date: July 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - A Killer's Plot

Hoooly crap! I'm actually nervous for a fictional character. Poor Jim!

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Date: August 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - A Killer's Plot

Aaaa! Bloody scissors are not of the good. Unless it is? I want to know who it is so badly my head might explode. I hope Pam doesn't get hurt!

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Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - A Killer's Plot

Yee gods. I cannot wait until the next chapter!

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Date: August 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - A Killer's Plot

OMG Angela?!? This story was absolutely riveting and my jaw hit the floor with the first line of this chapter and stayed there for the duration. Amazing job!

Summary: Past Featured Story

What if Jim and Pam erased all memories of each other? Would they be able to start again? How would Roy and Karen react? Set post-Season Two and loosely based off ideas from the film "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind."


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent
Series: The Inequalities of Memory
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36120 Read Count: 33851 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: July 13, 2007 Updated: August 19, 2007
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Date: July 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Erasure

Ooo, intriguing! Can't wait for you to continue.

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Date: July 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: I've Been Thinking

Ugh, Roy you bastard. I love this concept, by the way, and I can't wait for you to continue!

Summary: Past Featured Story

This will just be a series of short vignettes about Jim and Pam getting to know one another as they start their adventure into true coupledom. Embarrassing moments, phobias, guilty pleasures....the truth comes out.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8782 Read Count: 69011 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 02, 2007 Updated: February 24, 2008
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Date: January 31, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: I Love...Everything

Sooooo cute!!! I'm pretty sure I could read this fifty times and still giggle.

Summary: Feature

A glimpse into the instant messaging history of Jim and Pam. Written with the intention of expanding on what we see on the show, as well as to tie up some loose ends. There will be a conversation for each episode through Season 3.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Larissa Halpert, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Challenges: Instant Messaging
Series: None
Chapters: 54 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16909 Read Count: 312457 ePub Downloads: 22
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: December 27, 2016
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Date: September 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 49: Product Recall

Oh please please please don't stop! I am in love with this series and I would hate for the premiere to throw it out :)

Summary: The goings on in the Halpert house as their teenage sons Jon and Ben clash.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Future
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Married
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31703 Read Count: 35848 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: December 16, 2008
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Date: October 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: I never PLAN on using paper--EVER.

Oh wow, lol. "We're vigilantes of paper." Kelly/Andy daughter! Crazy funny and all sorts of awesome.

Summary: Glimpses into what happens when Kelly and Andy get together.

Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 508 Read Count: 6161 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 11, 2007
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Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Kandyland

"It might offend Ryan, anyway."

"Pick me up at seven tomorrow."

*snorts* Great job! I love the little scenes, kind of formatted like the show.

Summary: Another death in the Office.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Suspense
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17485 Read Count: 8524 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 10, 2007 Updated: December 12, 2007
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Date: August 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Some Killer Coffee!

Oh, yay, another one! I absolutely loved the first and this one already has me intrigued. Although it's sad because even though Ryan could be a dick, he didn't deserve that. But Kelly is love. Stripping off her clothes and being slapped by Angela? Priceless.