Penname: uglyscientist Real name:
Member Since: December 10, 2008

Bio:
i love everything jim and pam.

that's all i or anyone ever needed to know.

i'm hoping to start writing soon...everyone on here has inspired me and i've got some ideas, but i have no idea where to start.


in the meantime, i'll just keep reading. :)

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Reviews by uglyscientist
Baby Talk by LoveFool Rated: K [Reviews - 438] 122
Summary:

More Jim and Pam and their adventures in raising baby Jill!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Baby Talk
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 96586 Read Count: 203281 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: November 19, 2006 Updated: March 03, 2010
Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: March 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 14: The Family That Pranks Together...

i just found this, hunting around for old treasures on MTT, and it is f***ing brilliant.

i'm thinking that in all seriousness, you need to send this chapter to the writers of the show. if it runs long enough (and if it doesn't, i'll die) to include Jim/Pam babies, they could use this. They WOULD use this. it was absolutely flawless. this is better than most of the pranks they've come up with.

Fireworks by Sharipep Rated: MA [Reviews - 18] 14
Summary: Its the Fourth of July and they want to spend it together. Alone. Post The Job. These characters are not not not not mine. Jam Sex to follow. That's What she Said.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8803 Read Count: 18176 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 17, 2007 Updated: August 31, 2007
Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: December 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Final Part

brilliantly done. i am incredulous that this is your FIRST.

One Day by Wendy Blue Rated: T [Reviews - 353] 141
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam have 24 hours together before he leaves for Stamford. A lot can happen when you're on borrowed time.

Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 28467 Read Count: 153445 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: September 16, 2007 Updated: July 06, 2009
Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: January 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 23: 7:00 PM

okay, ummm...i'm going to need the last chapter, like, right now. please.

Author's Response: Can't give that to you right at this moment, but it's hopefully coming soon!

Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: January 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: 5:00 AM

I wonder if they have sunrises as good as these in Connecticut. I wonder if they’re better when she’s next to me.

that is an absolutely brilliant line.
it sounds like it's from some cutesy song that i would probably listen to on Repeat in iTunes for hours.

Summary: Pam gets the nerve to call Jim after she breaks off the wedding, and gets invited along on an impromptu road trip across the country.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Road Trip
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 25535 Read Count: 66347 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: December 20, 2007 Updated: February 25, 2008
Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: January 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 11: Hotel Rooms and Beaches

hey, where's the end of this!?!?!??!

This by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 24] 16
Summary:

Just a little one-shot I actually started a long time ago.  It's set immediately post DM Infinity and is a shameless bit of fluff with a pinch of steam.  :o)

As always, feedback is much appreciated!  


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1234 Read Count: 5156 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: January 18, 2008 Updated: January 18, 2008
Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: January 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

what an incredibly brilliant last line.

Summary: First Date!! All the parts they didn't show us during "The Job". Shows both points of view from the interview on. Get ready to grin and sigh a lot;-)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: David Wallace, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: First Dates
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9830 Read Count: 101214 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: January 20, 2008 Updated: January 28, 2008
Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: January 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 17: Goodnight

i am truly and utterly speechless.

this is exactly, in every way imaginable, how i pictured their first date.

a little nervous, but not awkward, and containing a reemergence of their playfulness and jokes.

this was, in a word, perfect.

i'm off to go see what other brilliant things you've written.

Summary: Sweet and funny moments between Jim and Pam, including the first time they say 'I Love You'. Part of Date series part 3. Everyone returns monday morning to find that Karen's left. Jim and Pam meet up again for the first time since Friday night. Desks and dynamics change as they're Karen and Ryan free.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: First Dates
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8121 Read Count: 36385 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: February 10, 2008 Updated: February 19, 2008
Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: January 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Dad's Recipe

this is one of about five fanfics i've read (probably out of more than 100) that has made me cry.

thank you.

Summary: Cross over with the West Wing. In WW universe, set during Welcome to Wherever You Are. In Office universe, set in a general season two time. Jim Halpert and Donna Moss have coffee.
Categories: Other, Crossover
Characters: Jim, Other
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2381 Read Count: 1863 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 15, 2008 Updated: February 15, 2008
Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: December 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

MY TWO FAVORITE TV SHOWS!!!!

AND JIM AND DONNA ARE RESPECTIVELY MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM EACH SHOW!!!!

BRILLIANT!!!

Summary: Past Featured StoryTotally finished! Feel-good and gooey. The build up to, and actually including, Jim and Pam's first time together.
I added one more chapter for a letter on Monday morning, following their date.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Angela, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: First Dates
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8495 Read Count: 59525 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: February 28, 2008 Updated: April 22, 2008
Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: January 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: Envelopes and Food Poisoning

this was nothing short of phenomenal.

holy crap.

40 Weeks by absolutelyido Rated: MA [Reviews - 22] 9
Summary: A week-by-week journey through Pam's first pregnancy.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Married
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: A Life Together
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11101 Read Count: 19537 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 18, 2008 Updated: July 16, 2008
Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed
Date: December 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Week 1

PLEASE KEEP WRITING

Summary: "Oh, mister, wait until you see/What I'm gonna be/I've got a plan, a demand and it just began/And if you're right, you'll agree..." Let's have a bit of fun with our dear girl before TPTB let us know what she really did with her summer vacation, shall we?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: Week Days
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7471 Read Count: 21554 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: June 02, 2008 Updated: June 08, 2008
Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: February 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: The Third Month

Like goofy and geeky and you'd never expect it, but if you think about it a little, you're, like, sure he knows how to mess. you. up. He does, right?

this might possibly be one of my favorite lines EVER in the history of MTT fanfics.

Summary: The end of Jim and Pam's first date.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 646 Read Count: 3432 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2008 Updated: June 14, 2008
Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: February 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

He draped his arm around her shoulders, and she settled against him, and he checked off an item on his mental list, Things I Desperately Want to Do.

i love that line.

Love, Translated by beruco Rated: K+ [Reviews - 10] 17
Summary: A phone call. Post-Weight Loss.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 336 Read Count: 3359 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 28, 2008 Updated: September 28, 2008
Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: January 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

wow, this was brilliantly sweet. it shows so clearly how everything between them, the little jokes and playful banter, means more than real words in their relationship.

Bite Me by Morine , BSan Rated: T [Reviews - 25] 5
Summary: Twilight/The Office crossover. The Cullens have decided to join the Dunder Mifflin crew. But Jim is still pretending to be a vampire. How will the Cullens play in this prank? Fluff, both JAM and Edward/Bella. AU.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10132 Read Count: 11901 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2008 Updated: January 11, 2009
Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: January 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

MORE, PLEASE!!!

Summary: The first morning after. Takes place between "The Job" and "Fun Run."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 748 Read Count: 5320 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 20, 2008 Updated: October 20, 2008
Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: July 17, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

so i just rewatched Fun Run today and it made me want to find corresponding fanfics for a little light evening reading, and i absolutely LOVED this.

This might possibly be my favorite line, ever:

" And it’s strange to see each other that way in the yellow light of day, but it’s kind of beautiful too."

Gawk. Amazing.

Australia by Erileen Rated: T [Reviews - 25] 18
Summary: Past Featured Story"It takes eight hours to escape her, seven hours to come back, and two steps to reach her."

Jim tries to run. Slight spoilers for Casino Night.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1395 Read Count: 4002 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 20, 2008 Updated: December 21, 2008
Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: January 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i hate that this ends!! haha.

it was beautifully written, though.

Summary: Spoilers for Season 3, Pam's relationships with Roy and Jim take surprising turns.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Suspense
Warnings: Explicit sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 29976 Read Count: 98499 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: January 08, 2009 Updated: April 08, 2009
Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: January 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 12: It's Never Going To Change

i'm not sure which i enjoy more, the story itself, or the hilarious end notes.
hee hee.

Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: January 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 13: She Needed To Do This

wow these last few chapters were superb!!

i can't wait for more!

Summary: Post 'The Dundies' Jim is wallowing only to be interrupted.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1813 Read Count: 5936 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: January 16, 2009 Updated: January 16, 2009
Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: January 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: One.

this.was.incredible.

SO BEAUTIFUL!

Summary: A companion piece to Indie Rock & Keds that follows an AU Jim and Pam while they deal with the everyday squabbles that come with living together as they struggle through the daunting beginnings of their careers, and eventually try to find a place to permanently settle down.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Holly, Jim, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Romance, Travel, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Indie Rock & Keds
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 136759 Read Count: 78598 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: January 19, 2009 Updated: May 13, 2009
Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: March 25, 2009 Title: Chapter 20: Postcards from California

AHHHH FRIENDS REFERENCE!!! as if this story was not incredible enough as it is.

Jim is DEFINITELY a Chandler. I don't know about Pam. I think she's more of a Monica than a Rachel, but she's got some of both.

Funnily enough, there's a Friends deleted scene where Monica and Chandler banter at the airport security. I don't know if you knew that or not.

oohhhh my gawd this was just spilling with cuteness. i can't help but smile like a dork...at my monitor.

as always, i will close by begging you to never ever end this.

Author's Response: I love me some Friends- sad to admit I have all ten seasons on DVD because it definitely shows my inner-nerd but still, a proud accomplishment and expensive investment nonetheless. I have seen that deleted scene (season 8, right?) and I would be lying if I didn\'t say that somewhat inspired Jim and Pam\'s bantering at the security checkpoint. There may be a few other Friends references tossed around in previous chapters, too. Just saying. I\'ve watched too much of that show. ;)

I\'m glad that you enjoyed this chapter, and I hate to say that this story will in fact be coming to an end soon. It saddens me to bring it all to a close, but I hope you will be satisfied with the end result. Thank you for the review!

Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: February 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 17: Take Out Some Insurance On Me

first off, i have to say THANK YOU for giving a mini shout-out to Petfinder. I do a lot of volunteer work w/ rescues and every mention of that website gets one more person to adopt instead of buy a pet. so MUCHOS KUDOS!! i also hope that if/when Real Jim and Pam get a dog on the show (i so hope they do...that would make me almost as happy as if they have a kid) that they get one from a shelter. They seem like compassionate people, so I have faith that maybe they will.

also, i am totally and completely in love with this story. i tend to stay away from AUs just because...i don't know. i prefer the real stuff, i guess. but this one is just perfect because you do such a fabulous job staying true to the characters' personalities and are somehow to produce lines and actions that might as well be real, so it doesn't feel awkward or fake.

i CANNOT wait for the wedding.

Author's Response: Kudos for the volunteer work- I love Petfinder and encourage people to adopt, adopt, adopt!! The actual Jim and Pam (as in, on the show- haha) soo need to introduce a dog into their lives. Witnessing those two bringing a little puppy home- too adorable for words.

Thank you for taking a chance on my story, even though it is AU. I\'ve always been wary of those type of stories myself, but something just kept nagging me to write and I can\'t seem to stop. Oy! Thank you so much for the review.

Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed
Date: March 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 19: Blame it on Dopamine, Norepinephrine, Oxytocin and Phenylethylamine

HAHA DWIGHT!! that was a very nice touch.

The man-whore tidbit was also awesome.

I'm terrified that this might be over soon and then I won't have a reason to run madly for the computer every day. So keep writing!! Yay!

Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed
Date: January 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Revolutionary Tea (The Chicago Tea Party Song)

i prefer dress 2.

great story so far. i loved indie rock and keds.

Author's Response: Thank you! I\'m so glad to have you sticking with me through another lengthy story. Let\'s have some fun with this, shall we? :P

Reviewer: uglyscientist Signed 10
Date: April 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 22: This Weekend at the Dane County Farmers' Market, I Found Something More Than Great Cheese...

AWWWWWWWW!! that dog is ADORABLE. just like this STORY.

and once again, yay for adoption and petfinder making a place in this story! kind of irrelevant, but this cheered me up after hearing this morning that Obama is getting his dog from a breeder after announcing he would rescue. Grr.

Aw. I love this story.

Author's Response: So disappointing, President Obama, even though their puppy is a cutie. I just wish, as the America\'s First Family and all, they would have set an example and gone about the adoption process a different way. Oh well. Thanks for leaving a review! Glad that you\'re still enjoying this story. :)