Penname: Nard Dogg Real name: sam
Member Since: February 12, 2009

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Faking It by nomadshan Rated: MA [Reviews - 86] 79
Summary: Past Featured Story

Pam's been faking it. Roy asks Jim how to fix it.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Humor, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3125 Read Count: 36496 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: August 25, 2006 Updated: January 08, 2007
Reviewer: Nard Dogg Signed
Date: February 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Awsome 3rd chapter!

Author's Response: Thanks, Nard Dogg :)

Summary: Past Featured StoryResponse to the Overheard challenge. A couple has an important conversation at the bank.
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Overheard
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 785 Read Count: 3484 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 04, 2006 Updated: September 04, 2006
Reviewer: Nard Dogg Signed
Date: February 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Nice ending, unexpected.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim is not successful in stealing Pam's Christmas card back.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Challenges: Injury, The Five-Element Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2376 Read Count: 6368 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2006 Updated: September 30, 2006
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Date: March 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Teapots Make the Best Christmas Presents

Fun read & well written

Only by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 366] 169
Summary: Past Featured Story

This picks up pre-merger and is spoiler free, a bit AU as well.  I began this back in October (maybe even September), and obviously the show has deviated quite a bit from what I speculated here.

This begins with angst, but there is a great deal of fluff, steam, smut, and silly...for several, several chapters.  My idea was to go beyond the happy ending, so to speak.  

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 38 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 96362 Read Count: 257589 ePub Downloads: 81
[Report This] Published: October 05, 2006 Updated: May 17, 2007
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Date: October 14, 2010 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32

Does Pam cry in every chapter of this story? Seems like it.

Promiscuous by bloomsgirl Rated: T [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Lets have some fun with Karaoke! 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Married
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 793 Read Count: 2027 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 16, 2006 Updated: October 16, 2006
Reviewer: Nard Dogg Signed
Date: November 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I dont even know what you were trying to accomplish with this... If anything

Summary: What happens when Jim gets a call from Pam as he's sitting in the back seat of Karen's car.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1159 Read Count: 3162 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2006 Updated: November 03, 2006
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Date: September 29, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: In the Back Seat

"You seem to do that to alot of guys,"

I definitely laughed out loud here at work when I read that, nice!

Summary: Jim compares. [Spoilers through Benihana Christmas]

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: None
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1433 Read Count: 3151 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 30, 2006 Updated: December 30, 2006
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Date: December 29, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Different Names (For the Same Thing)

I think the writers really missed an oppertunity in season 3 to show that A: Jim can date two people at once and B: it would be awesome.

Summary: What if Jim had never told Pam how he felt?

Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4552 Read Count: 7392 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 21, 2007 Updated: January 24, 2007
Reviewer: Nard Dogg Signed
Date: December 21, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 2: So That The Mouth Can Barely Speak

Too bad this will probably never get finished.

Summary: Pam finally grows a pair.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Karen
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1703 Read Count: 3761 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 21, 2007 Updated: March 13, 2007
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Date: December 24, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Stepping Forward

"TO BE CONTINUED..."

Really?

Summary:

(Chapter 1 )Jim's been feeling like his & Karen's relationship is getting rocky. He looks to his best friend for some laughs.

(Chapter 2) But before he knows it, his relationship with Karen dies, but a spark rekindles with someone else.


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2684 Read Count: 8927 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 11, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
Reviewer: Nard Dogg Signed
Date: December 28, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: She never wanted 'Just friends'

Would have been nice to be able to read that next chapter

Summary: I did Bad! Fluff, and then Bad! Smut. All that was left for today was Bad! Angst.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 274 Read Count: 2744 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2007
Reviewer: Nard Dogg Signed
Date: October 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

nice, LOL

Summary: Past Featured Story

Anywhere But Here cover

Role Reversal Challenge: It's May 2006. Jim's wedding is approaching and a lovelorn Pam can't take much more. Starts during Casino Night (or an AU version of it).


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Role Reversal
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 44755 Read Count: 80715 ePub Downloads: 23
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: February 27, 2018
Reviewer: Nard Dogg Signed
Date: October 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Now That You're Gone

Great work, I feel like you capture how all the characters would be if the roles were reversed. Please update!

The Nothing by injoy Rated: T [Reviews - 37] 10
Summary: Jim and Pam have a lot to learn about hitting the bottom.  Spoilers through the Negotiation.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8732 Read Count: 48076 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2007 Updated: July 26, 2007
Reviewer: Nard Dogg Signed
Date: January 29, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I like it so far.

That line form Mark "We always did feel the same, we just saw it from a different point of view" is from "Tangled up in Blue" by Bob Dylan... But you probably already knew that.

Reviewer: Nard Dogg Signed
Date: January 29, 2010 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13

Do you completed any of the stories you poseted!?

Summary: Past Featured StorySummer picnics, maps, rain...things change year to year. (No spoilers.)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3974 Read Count: 24286 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2007 Updated: May 04, 2007
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Date: October 11, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Summer Picnic 2006

"You trust they know the way, because you’re not sure how to get home from here."
- THat is really well said

Summary: Past Featured Story"Can’t we just take a moment to celebrate the fact that we’ve reached the six month mark rather than analyzing how we got here?" A nice quiet anniversary dinner turns into something more than that.
Categories: Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Karen
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1711 Read Count: 2625 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 07, 2007 Updated: May 07, 2007
Reviewer: Nard Dogg Signed
Date: December 15, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

If they were to have broken up mutually I would think this is exactly how it would sound. Good piece.

Reviewer: Nard Dogg Signed
Date: December 15, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

If they were to have broken up mutually I would think this is exactly how it would sound. Good piece.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Pre “The Job”… actually, pre a lot of stuff. Set sometime in Season Three, I guess.

Pam decides to take matters into her own hands.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6290 Read Count: 43680 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2007 Updated: September 08, 2007
Reviewer: Nard Dogg Signed
Date: October 21, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Confrontation

In my opinion I think this is the most realistic description of how that conversation would go down that I've read here. I think its a little more realistic that yelling would be involved.

Author's Response: Thanks so much for the review. I didn't see it until now. I'm glad you thought it was realisitic. It probably should have had more yelling, but I suck at writing fights!

Summary:

WYDM is Scranton's local radio station, with our favorite paper-pushers as DJs. Kelly gossips, Angela gives advice, Toby does traffic, and there's a new guy doing the morning show that's causing quite a stir...


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11802 Read Count: 25014 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 06, 2007 Updated: September 14, 2007
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Date: October 21, 2010 Title: Chapter 8: God Bless America

"It’s time to four-score"

Wow... just wow

Summary: Past Featured StoryA series of vignettes inspired by random song clips from the iPod.  No chronological order, so sit tight.  It might be a bumpy ride through time.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13152 Read Count: 78976 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2007 Updated: November 11, 2007
Reviewer: Nard Dogg Signed
Date: March 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 15: Steady As We Go

These were a lot of fun. I didnt like series that didnt have a linking storyline before reading this. Awesome last chapter, I'm sure a lot of people can Identify with it myself included.

Author's Response: Thank you so much, ND!  I just listened to "Steady As We Go" on the way home tonight. So glad you enjoyed these and thanks for letting me know!

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if Pam had gone along with Michael and Dwight to the convention? Was she ready to see Jim? Was Jim ready to face Pam?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 29494 Read Count: 130712 ePub Downloads: 35
[Report This] Published: September 04, 2007 Updated: September 29, 2007
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Date: April 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 13: How Long, How Long, Woman Will You Weep?

I HATE cliffhanger endings.... wait no I love them... no I...
Anyway, although its tough to read something and have it end so abruptly its clear this was the best way to finish the story. Good description everywhere.

Summary:

What if Pam had been much stronger - bolder - throughout season three? AU because I'm not following much of the S3 storyline, but that's when this is basically taking place. Some spoilers (S3).


Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kevin, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Other, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12857 Read Count: 73168 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: September 11, 2007 Updated: April 22, 2008
Reviewer: Nard Dogg Signed
Date: October 22, 2010 Title: Chapter 18: It Had to be You

I dont get it. Somehow I feel like its written well but at the same time it seems like you've got Pam going in a million different directions. Maybe that was the point? I guess its another way of thinking but instead of having them be together or sepreate in the end you put them in some kind of limbo. Weird stuff. I honestly think I would have liked this better if they went their sepreate ways. (of course this is all personal opinion)

Wunderkind by larrymcg Rated: M [Reviews - 5] 2
Summary:

This is a 55 word fic based on a scene in the season 4 premiere "Fun Run".

I don't own any of these characters.


Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Ryan
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 49 Read Count: 877 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 01, 2007 Updated: October 01, 2007
Reviewer: Nard Dogg Signed
Date: October 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Nice! Ryan is such a douch, especially in that talking head.

Summary: Past Featured Story

With every choice we don't make, we create a universe...

WARNING: This is like, angst, to the tenth power, but I can promise a happy ending, if not exactly the one you might have in mind...

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9339 Read Count: 49866 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 17, 2007 Updated: June 30, 2008
Reviewer: Nard Dogg Signed
Date: July 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: Into the Rocks...

"The law of unintended consequences has a way of turning even the smallest wish into a nightmare."

I really like that phrase. Did you write this line or is it a quote from somewhere else.

Summary: Past Featured StoryEleven years of Pam Beesly's life. Some are better than others.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19612 Read Count: 14793 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2007 Updated: November 25, 2007
Reviewer: Nard Dogg Signed
Date: February 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

But we cant have the perfect 20/20 hindsight that Our fate enjoys

I havent read this, I will, but F***ING awsome Barenaked Ladies lyrics referance. This is one of my favorite BNL songs of all times & I'm psyched to see it here!