Penname: shortlatte Real name:
Member Since: August 18, 2009

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Primae Noctis by neotantrika Rated: MA 6 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: First Date Fic.  But with the usual neotantrika steam.  NC-17

Recommended by: lisahoo
Recommender's comments: Nice interior monologue from Jim.  Beautifully written steaminess.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Completed: Yes
[Report This] Added: August 02, 2007
Reviewer: shortlatte Signed
Date: August 19, 2009 Title: Primae Noctis

This was the first JAM fic I read, and it inspired me to write my own. Beautifully worded, and pretty much exactly as I would have pictured their first intimate moments to be.

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim dies of boredom, yes, again. Takes place after "Booze Cruise".
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Confined Spaces, Rain
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1894 Read Count: 4317 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 18, 2006 Updated: July 18, 2006
Reviewer: shortlatte Signed 8
Date: August 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Revival of the Fittest

"Thanks for saving the jelly beans."

Haha, so great. I love how you portrayed Jim's confusion at suddenly getting everything he wants, without preamble or explanation. Also, yay for giving Pam such a strong voice. Good job!

Held by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 12] 10
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam makes a choice.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Pam/Roy
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 217 Read Count: 1958 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2006 Updated: September 02, 2006
Reviewer: shortlatte Signed 9
Date: August 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yes yes yes. Great metaphor. Simplistic writing at its best.

Author's Response: Wow, shortlatte, you commented on this a year ago! I don't get notifications and I'm not around here much anymore, so I didn't see it. I am very, very pleased that you liked this and that you thought the metaphor worked. Thank you so  much!

Canary by Kate Andrews Rated: MA [Reviews - 30] 42
Summary: Past Featured Story "There wasn't enough punch in the world to turn her into that sort of girl, and he wasn't that sort of boy."
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces, Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3442 Read Count: 11098 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2006 Updated: September 30, 2006
Reviewer: shortlatte Signed 10
Date: August 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Canary

So many good parts in here. I especially love the bit about Jim being careful of her barrette- it's the little things like that that often let you know how someone feels, even moreso than grand gestures.

Summary: Past Featured Storywhen he stepped into the dressing room, it shrunk
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 549 Read Count: 4005 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 02, 2006 Updated: October 02, 2006
Reviewer: shortlatte Signed 9
Date: August 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is one of those perfect little moments. Love the last sentence-it says so much.

Summary: Pam remembers everything about The Day.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 487 Read Count: 10312 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2007 Updated: May 23, 2007
Reviewer: shortlatte Signed 8
Date: November 07, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Really sweet. Can't get enough first date fics.

Summary: When their personal lives become office gossip, what will Jim and Pam do to end all the talk?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6146 Read Count: 4831 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 16, 2007 Updated: September 16, 2007
Reviewer: shortlatte Signed 9
Date: August 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Kiss and Tell

Yay! My favorite kind of fluff- the unabashedly public kind. I sort of wish the actual announcement to their coworkers had gone more like this.

Summary:

Ideas for Cold Openings (the pre-title gags) always pop into my head. So these will be just a bunch of teasers that, hopefully, you will find funny. I don't know how many I will post but I'll keep putting them up as they occur to me.

 


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 74 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 43087 Read Count: 271251 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2007 Updated: August 20, 2010
Reviewer: shortlatte Signed 10
Date: August 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Dummies

Your ideas are so funny, and your grasp of the characters is spot-on. I can see so many of these being used for the show- the writers should be listening!

Author's Response: Thanks so much! Boy, I would LOVE that!

Summary: Remember when Jim and Pam went to Dwight's bed and breakfast? Here's a little bit more of the story of what happened that night, and why everyone was yawning the next day.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Mose
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3818 Read Count: 4698 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 15, 2008 Updated: February 15, 2008
Reviewer: shortlatte Signed 10
Date: August 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Lullaby

"I love you, Pam," he said passionately. "Don't ever leave me."

"What? Why would I? What was that noise?"

"Dwight."

"Oh, my God." Pam looked at him, stricken. "Crying? About..."

"Yeah." He didn't wait for her answer, but gathered her up in his arms, kissing her mouth, her hair, anything he could reach.

She pushed him away, very gently. "Jim. Oh, Jim, I'm so sorry. All those years..."
...She came into his arms, her head under his chin, holding him close. They lay silently together in the darkness, his head stroking her hair over and over. They listened to the moaning sounds, saying nothing. The cocoon of sheets began to warm a little.
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So good. Hands down my favorite post-Job fic. You managed to mix spot-on humor with moments of real tenderness. Well done.

Summary: Toby is dead! Secrets are revealed. Sex tapes. Blackmails. Office romances. A hidden motive and a suspect no one saw coming.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Fluff, Horror, Humor, Romance, Suspense, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8981 Read Count: 27435 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: August 19, 2009 Updated: November 03, 2009
Reviewer: shortlatte Signed
Date: August 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Is he really dead?

This is really fun! Great idea, especially with the new game coming out. I'm gonna take a stab at this (har har, I know) and say it was...Toby. Yes, Toby himself. Maybe he tripped while using the letter opener?

Author's Response: Holy crap, shortlatte, your review cracked me up! That\'s actually quite brilliant: Toby tripped & killed himself. Where were you when I started writing this story? Unfortunately, it\'s someone else who did the deed (TWSS?). Thank you! :D

Reviewer: shortlatte Signed 9
Date: September 03, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Could it be.....?

"I have the memory of ten elephants combined." Ahh! I laughed so hard at that line. I'm enjoying this story so much, the characters are really starting to come alive. More please : )

Author's Response: Awww....thanks, shortlatte, for letting me know how much you're enjoying this story! I'm so happy you think the characters are coming alive (except Toby cuz he's dead ;o) Hopefully the rest won't disappoint :D