Summary: Everyone in the office has relationship advice. What would each of their colleagues say to Pam and Jim about love?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Josh Porter, Karen, Kelly, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 16105 Read Count: 13542 ePub Downloads: 1
Penname: Amalia Kensington Real name: Lex
Member Since: October 14, 2006
Bio:
Bio:
I've recently become an avid lover of The Office, and Jim/Pam in particular.
I'm interested in pretty much anything that has to do with them. ^_^
I do write, but only after I've done extensive reading in the fandom first, so don't expect anything from me for a while.
Other fandoms include (but not exclusive to) Alias; Veronica Mars; House MD; Lost, and other general televised debaucheries.
Also, TWoP rocks my socks (marry me, Sars!).
cheers.
--Lex
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[Report This] Published: October 02, 2006 Updated: March 21, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Kelly
Date: March 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Kelly
KELLY!!!
She's is so totally smarter than people give her credit for.
EE!! I can't wait for more!!
thx.
cheers.
--Lex
Author's Response: Thanks lex! I think there's a lot going on in that head of hers (besides Brad and Angelina!) if she'd slow down for a minute.
Summary: 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 38 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 96362 Read Count: 257425 ePub Downloads: 81
This picks up pre-merger and is spoiler free, a bit AU as well. I began this back in October (maybe even September), and obviously the show has deviated quite a bit from what I speculated here.
This begins with angst, but there is a great deal of fluff, steam, smut, and silly...for several, several chapters. My idea was to go beyond the happy ending, so to speak.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 38 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 96362 Read Count: 257425 ePub Downloads: 81
[Report This] Published: October 05, 2006 Updated: May 17, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 28, 2006 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27
Date: December 28, 2006 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27
*blows her nose in hanky*
okay, I'm seriously crying. I love the Halperts.
Thank you SO much for this update.
cheers.
--Lex
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37
Date: March 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37
Seriously, how is it that you manage to make this better and better??
And, could I please please please marry your version of Jim? Because I REALLY want to.
It's sad and pathetic, I know.
*sigh*
Also, I wanted to say that I totally agree that the hard times that these two went through are making the outcome so much sweeter.
Do you watch Veronica Mars? Because one of the characters last season said one of the truest things about love: "They don't write love songs about the ones that come easy."
Guh. I love it.
Thanks so much for this.
cheers.
--Lex
Author's Response:
Hah - if I could bring him to life a la Shelley's Frankenstein, you'd better believe I would. And since I'm already married, I'd totally let the hussies/fanfic readers just pass him around. (Whoa - nice way to objectify the guy, eh? Heh.) I don't watch VM, but I've heard a lot of good things about it - and that quote is really great.
Thanks for reviewing, as always!
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 36
Date: March 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 36
"Best Outcome of a Home Wrecking?"
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Oh, Dwight. That's PERFECT. Absolutely perfect.
I'm seriously laughing and crying at the same time. Wedding speeches by Larissa and Jon were just so wonderful.
And Michael's gift? Oh my gosh, that just kills me.
I can't even begin to thank you.
cheers.
--Lex
Author's Response: Wow! So glad you liked this - laughing and crying at the same time? Yep, that's what I want to hear. :o) Thanks, as always, for being such an awesome reviewer; you rock!
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: January 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35
Date: January 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35
Damn! Poor Jim!! Foiled by his mother!
And the scene with Michael and Toby was just SO spot on. Really wonderful.
Thanks.
cheers.
--Lex
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 31, 2006 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33
Date: December 31, 2006 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33
oh my GOD.
okay, I'm seriously bawling right now. it's a painful thing to see a strong man break down, and this is not an easy situation. I like that Pam is trying to be as fair as she can to Roy, even in her thoughts, and struggling not to lean on Jim for everything.
This chapter was absolutely heartbreaking (again).
Thanks.
cheers.
--Lex
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: January 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34
Date: January 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34
Awww. I kinda wanted to see Jim dance.
*giggles*
Thanks for this.
cheers.
--Lex
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30
Date: December 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30
Oh My GOD!!! The engagement!!!!
and poor Roy...they're gonna have to break it to him eventually. DAMN.
and I'm playing Coldplay as I'm reading this, and YES, I can see how that song just kind of takes over. It's that sharp repeated note.
Thanks for this. Can't wait for the next chapters!
cheers.
--Lex
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 31, 2006 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32
Date: December 31, 2006 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32
Okay, this is just so...so sweet. i can't thank you enough for this little introspective, because I don't think that enough writers focus on why Pam was even with Roy in the first place and why she stayed with him for so long.
But I love that you've added another little dimension to it (whether intentional or not). Jim sounds like this Todd guy and Pam probably spent a lot of time denying what she and Jim had because of what happened with Todd. The parallel is a little eerie (at least to me).
well, just thanks.
cheers.
--Lex
Summary: When gods want to punish us, they grant us our wishes.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13048 Read Count: 17985 ePub Downloads: 3
When gods want to punish us, they grant us our wishes.Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13048 Read Count: 17985 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2006 Updated: April 14, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
OMG AN UPDATE!!!!!!!!
I'm so happy to see this!! I honestly am. I can't wait for Jim and Pam to meet again!
Thanks.
cheers.
--Lex
Author's Response: Thank you:)
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3982 Read Count: 12377 ePub Downloads: 0
A collection of limericks about the show and characters we all love. Or in Todd Packer's case, the characters we love to hate.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3982 Read Count: 12377 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 28, 2006 Updated: February 07, 2012
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Season 2, Episodes 9-12
Date: March 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Season 2, Episodes 9-12
HEEE!!!
Oh my god, this is great.
And that just reminds me that I have the sound clips of Jim saying "Dwight, you forgot your bumper" and "Dunder Mifflin, this is Jim" on my phone.
I'm going to have to make icons again (now that I have photoshop).
^_^
thanks!
cheers.
--Lex
Author's Response: Yay for photoshop! I thought maybe you forgot about me with your icons! I know I'm going slow as molasses so no rush on your part. "Dwight, you forgot your bumper" is cracking me up now just thinking about it! I think The Injury is probably the most laugh out loud episode of the series so I hope I did it justice. Thanks Lex!
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 28, 2006 Title: Chapter 4: Season Two, Episodes 1-4
Date: December 28, 2006 Title: Chapter 4: Season Two, Episodes 1-4
WOW.
Just....WOW.
I can't tell you how impressed I am. But then again, coming from you it's not surprising at all. I now really want to make icons (for LJ) with this. Would that be okay?
Because, again, WOW. My hat's off to you.
Thanks for this.
cheers.
--Lex
Author's Response: Thanks so much, Lex! Really, I'm flattered 'cause I'm just having all kinds of fun with this. And I would LOVE for you to make the icons. Please, please do and let me know when you have them. I'm all giddy now - this is like second Christmas or something! ;)
Summary: Pam meets her sister for a drink.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1077 Read Count: 1834 ePub Downloads: 2
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1077 Read Count: 1834 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 17, 2006 Updated: November 17, 2006
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed 
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Date: December 07, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: December 07, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This is the perfect reason why Pam didn't call Jim! I love it. And I like Pam's sister too. Is there more to this? Because I'd really like to see more.
cheers.
--Lex
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Baby Talk
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 96586 Read Count: 203851 ePub Downloads: 12
More Jim and Pam and their adventures in raising baby Jill!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Baby Talk
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 96586 Read Count: 203851 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: November 19, 2006 Updated: March 03, 2010
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed 10
Date: December 07, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Labor Relations
Author's Response: My goal is making people happy when real life is dreary! Glad I could help out!
10 Date: December 07, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Labor Relations
Michael stayed! Wow, that really made me tear up. I love this. Fluff makes me very happy.
And yes, labor is very scary.
Thanks for sharing.
cheers.
--Lex
Author's Response: My goal is making people happy when real life is dreary! Glad I could help out!
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: February 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Cry Baby
Date: February 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Cry Baby
why is it that every chapter of this is just better than the last?
i love that you're exploring Pam's post-partum anxiety and that things are generally not rose-colored.
Thanks so much.
cheers.
--Lex
Author's Response: Oh thank you so much! That's so kind of you to say. I'm always a little afraid when I send out anything that's kind of "angsty" just because it's not usually what I do. So glad you enjoyed it so much!
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: February 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Do Not Pass Go
Date: February 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Do Not Pass Go
I LOVE that he's literally counting down. Just...so Jim.
Hee. This wasa great chapter. I love that they call it Monopoly. I wouldn't be surprised if Jill grew to just be traumatized by the game. All her little kindergarten friends will ask her if she's played and she'll answer that she never has because her parents keep the game hidden in the bedroom...
oh yes. I love it.
Thanks!
cheers.
--Lex
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Tickled Pink
Date: March 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Tickled Pink
Is it possible to overdose on cuteness?
Because this fic would totally qualify for that program.
Words cannot express my love for this.
Seriously.
Thanks.
cheers.
--Lex
Summary: "She looks away, and gives the start button on the copy machine a good smack as she wonders why she feels guilty spying on the man she’s sleeping with comfort another woman."
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1829 Read Count: 4621 ePub Downloads: 3
"She looks away, and gives the start button on the copy machine a good smack as she wonders why she feels guilty spying on the man she’s sleeping with comfort another woman."Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1829 Read Count: 4621 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: November 21, 2006 Updated: November 21, 2006
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed 9
Date: December 07, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
9 Date: December 07, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Karen!! poor thing. It's not her fault that she walked right into THE ship that is Jim and Pam.
And can I say that the scene of Phyllis asking Jim to help Pam was just...perfect. Thanks so much for that.
cheers.
--Lex
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed 9
Date: December 07, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
9 Date: December 07, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Karen!! poor thing. It's not her fault that she walked right into THE ship that is Jim and Pam.
And can I say that the scene of Phyllis asking Jim to help Pam was just...perfect. Thanks so much for that.
cheers.
--Lex
Summary: “I made an ass out of myself.” Michael taps his fingers against the oak kitchen table. “Take some advice from a man a little older and much more experienced than yourself, Jim. Never fall for two women at the same time.”
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1472 Read Count: 2571 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1472 Read Count: 2571 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 27, 2006 Updated: November 27, 2006
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed 10
Date: December 07, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: December 07, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
WHA? Andy??
Where's Dwight?
Dude, I love this. The dynamics of all of them in this story is like a dream. It's awesome. Please tell me there's more.
cheers.
--Lex
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed 10
Date: December 07, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: December 07, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
WHA? Andy??
Where's Dwight?
Dude, I love this. The dynamics of all of them in this story is like a dream. It's awesome. Please tell me there's more.
cheers.
--Lex
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Pam, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Inner Monologue, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 77 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14640 Read Count: 70492 ePub Downloads: 4
A series of related drabbles that begin prior to The Merger and continue on from there.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Pam, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Inner Monologue, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 77 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14640 Read Count: 70492 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: November 30, 2006 Updated: March 23, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: January 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 48: Jim - 9 Crimes
Date: January 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 48: Jim - 9 Crimes
Oh, WOW.
This is such a wonderful set of drabbles. And the sound track is just awesome.
I love that Toby and Pam are getting to be friends, real friends, and that both Jim and Pam are admitting that "just friends" is something that they never were.
I think you've presented the interludes in a wonderful way without making it too A/U. I can't wait for the next part.
Thanks.
cheers.
--Lex
Author's Response: Thank you! The soundtrack is infinitely helpful in its inspiration.
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: January 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 58: Pam - I Wish You Love
Date: January 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 58: Pam - I Wish You Love
Again, this last batch was absolutely, heartbreakingly wonderful.
Expect that part where Karen thinks Jim might be comparing her to his mother. *snorts* That was awesome.
Thanks so much.
cheers.
--Lex
Summary: Separated by distance and circumstance
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1229 Read Count: 2880 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1229 Read Count: 2880 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 02, 2006 Updated: February 22, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: February 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Date: February 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Oh WOW.
This is seriously just impressive. I'm intrigued with these types of stories because they're chalked full of just all kinds of emotional upheaval.
And the title. We're not superstitious people, but my mom still uses that phrase sometimes (so does Grandma).
cheers.
--Lex
Author's Response: I'm delighted that someone is familiar with the title. "Emotional upheaval"...yes, never let it be said that I don't enjoy the drama.
Summary:
Categories: Crossover, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3570 Read Count: 3120 ePub Downloads: 1
“Oh great.” Michael muttered. “Another Captain Jack.”
My attempt at a crossover...
Categories: Crossover, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3570 Read Count: 3120 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 04, 2006 Updated: December 04, 2006
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed 9
Date: December 04, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
9 Date: December 04, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
THIS IS SO WRONG.
but also, it's like crack. I want more!! *dies of laughter*
I can't wait for Kelly to figure out that Cap Jack kind reminds her of Johnny Depp. *cackles*
cheers.
--Lex