Penname: darjeelingandcoke Real name: Joe
Member Since: October 01, 2011

Bio:

Just a guy with Jim and Pam on the brain, trying to get the song out of his head by singing it.

Author of the Month June 2021


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Alpha Male by sundancekid Rated: T [Reviews - 5] 1
Summary: Everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes.  Jim tries to cheer Dwight up.
Categories: Episode Related, Other
Characters: Dwight, Jim
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 756 Read Count: 2038 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: March 27, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: September 17, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Very solid Dwight voice!

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhen her mom gets sick, it seems like it'll be alright. Set sometime in the future with Jim and Pam married.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2778 Read Count: 6791 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: August 31, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: follow the light over

This is brilliant and gorgeous and DEVASTATING.

Summary: The Supreme Being gives his take on the JimPam relationship and other Officeites. I think he likes JAM. Spoilers through The Job.  I know this looks like a WIP but it really is a bunch of epidode related vignettes.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14430 Read Count: 38454 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2007 Updated: October 08, 2009
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: April 25, 2021 Title: Chapter 7: Christmas is the Time for A Lot of Things

Jfc you're a good writer.

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: April 25, 2021 Title: Chapter 13: Unanswered Prayers

This is genuinely lovely.

Summary:

 

You’re an idiot. . 

It’s still strange, to share these moments with Michael.

Ok. Thanks


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Angela, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam, Roy, Toby
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 482 Read Count: 2500 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 06, 2007 Updated: April 06, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: July 10, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Five Conversations Jim Halpert Never Had

Oooooof. You did a really good job getting inside Jim's head here, and in that difficult to access time in Season Three, too.

Peeps by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 19] 10
Summary: A discussion of Easter candy leads Karen to a discovery.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Karen, Pam
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 378 Read Count: 2537 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 07, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: December 03, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This just makes me feel for both of them - Karen, desperately trying to be strong and make a no-win situation work for her and being confronted with the fact that it is in fact a no-win situation; and Pam, with her front row seat to someone else living the life she wants and being faced with the horrible prospect of actually helping Karen live it. What a horrifically unhappy time this part of Season 3 was for everyone.

Author's Response:

It was miserable! The worst part, I think, was that it took Karen a long time to realize that Jim was using her as a human shield. So sad for everyone. 

 

Thank you for reading! These notifications make my day. 

Summary:

Karen decides to see what all the fuss is about when it comes to Pam Beesly. Jim/Pam/Karen smut!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2947 Read Count: 6546 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 08, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: December 22, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hot. Too hot.

Summary: It takes Pam two weeks to work up her courage. Total PWP, and fluff.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3253 Read Count: 8214 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: September 17, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Okay, this is VERY CUTE SMUT.

Summary: Post Safety Training. Moon bounce fic.

Categories: Past, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1790 Read Count: 4265 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2007 Updated: April 13, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: April 14, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ugh. This feels like such a missed opportunity - the idea of the moon bounce being the sort of the thing the two of them in their very it's-okay-to-be-immature-and-enjoy-it-sometimes way would have really been into as a team. I liked this A LOT.

Summary: The Office documentary airs each Thursday night and some of its fans are compelled to write fan fiction. Some of them have more insight than others........
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10455 Read Count: 17638 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: October 09, 2020 Title: Chapter 11: Epilogue

This is just brilliant and creative and I really don't have the words for it.

Wherever you are, I hope you're still writing.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Anywhere But Here cover

Role Reversal Challenge: It's May 2006. Jim's wedding is approaching and a lovelorn Pam can't take much more. Starts during Casino Night (or an AU version of it).


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Role Reversal
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 44755 Read Count: 80692 ePub Downloads: 23
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: February 27, 2018
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: July 18, 2020 Title: Chapter 20: You're floating on a cloud that's beautiful and then

I still desperately want to see how this all turns out.

Summary: Past Featured StoryGould won't... communicate with Jan. Five conversations that answer the question: Why Michael?

Categories: Other
Characters: Michael/Jan
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 662 Read Count: 2241 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: November 22, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I like this - it accomplishes its goal of setting out exactly what Jan might find genuinely appealing about Michael. Whatever his considerable faults, you never have to guess what he's thinking, or try to maneuver him into a conversation about kids, or worry that he's going to make you feel sexually unappealing.

This also reminds me of how *bad* I felt for early seasons Jan, and how much potential there was with that character before they decided to have her totally melt down instead.

Author's Response: Thanks so much for leaving  this review! Poor Jan, she had so much potential. 

Summary: Grrlpower, Pamela.

Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1331 Read Count: 1870 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: September 17, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ah, in a better world...

The Nothing by injoy Rated: T [Reviews - 37] 10
Summary: Jim and Pam have a lot to learn about hitting the bottom.  Spoilers through the Negotiation.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8732 Read Count: 48073 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2007 Updated: July 26, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: September 26, 2020 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13

Disappointed this stops here - I first read it on FFN and I was thrilled to find it was a) posted here and b) extended. Darker than my usual tastes, but the prose here is excellent.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Member's Choice - “My father died, so I’ll need a few days.” She explained in an unaffected sounding voice that surprised even herself. The three other parties in the room were stunned into silence. Jim spoke first. “Jesus, Pam…” She stood with her back to him and addressed Michael as if Jim had not made a sound…as if Jim did not exist. It was the only way.


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 40335 Read Count: 157464 ePub Downloads: 42
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2007 Updated: June 03, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: September 16, 2020 Title: Chapter 6: Fathers, be good to your daughters.

I've always liked this take on Pam's relationship with her father - it seems to be a far stronger explanation for why she sticks with Roy than the plucked-out-of-high-school-obscurity-and-never-really-got-over-it theory.

LUNCH THEFT by kgreene Rated: K [Reviews - 21] 11
Summary: When Michael's mom-made lunch disappears he turns the office upside down to find the person responsible. Meanwhile, Jim plans a day trip to New York with Pam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7417 Read Count: 7056 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 24, 2007 Updated: May 10, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: December 13, 2020 Title: Chapter 3: LUNCH THEFT - ACT THREE

This would fit so neatly in Season 2 canon - Michael is perfectly written, complete with wild overreactions and totally screwing up his attempts to cover his ass, and this is perfect JAM angst.

Summary: Five times Creed has hit on various members of the office, with varying levels of success.
Categories: Other
Characters: Creed
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1357 Read Count: 2483 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 26, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: September 17, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is perfectly, hilariously Creed. And it makes me remember how *bad* I always felt for early seasons Jan. No wonder she went nuts.

Fluff by nqllisi Rated: K+ [Reviews - 19] 9
Summary: “Just because something is fluffy doesn’t mean it’s without substance,” Oscar said. General season 3 vignettes about the couples of Dunder Mifflin.
Categories: Other
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Phyllis, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1726 Read Count: 3081 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 26, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: September 29, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Fluffy bits o' love

Much as I love the Jim/Pam scene, what really gets me about this one is the rare Bob Vance/Phyllis fic, combined with the not-quite-as-rare-but-still-not-often-seen in-character Dwangela fluff. Thank you for using your talent to shine a little light on these folks!

Author's Response: I was obsessed with JAM, obviously, but it was always fun to branch out and explore the rest of the fabulous characters. I'm pretty sure this is my only Phyllis/Bob Vance scene, though. I had some fun with Dwangela here and there. Thank you, thank you! 

Summary:

This is a 5-Things story based on my favorite game show.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Crossover
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2011 Read Count: 3416 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 26, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: January 19, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Why can't cardstock be a category?

The Jim and Pam ending is magnificent.

Summary: A fluffy little one-shot inspired by the cold open of Product Recall. Who knew being Dwight wasn't really that bad?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4133 Read Count: 6049 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 27, 2007 Updated: April 27, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: March 26, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: A Prankster Master Class

Oooooh, I love this, because we definitely needed to get Pam's reaction to this prank, and this would have been beautiful.

Summary: Past Featured StorySummer picnics, maps, rain...things change year to year. (No spoilers.)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3974 Read Count: 24286 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2007 Updated: May 04, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: October 10, 2020 Title: Chapter 4: Summer Picnic 2008

I love this, and the existence of Company Picnic in the future makes it even better in retrospect.

Summary: Past Featured StoryThis is a transcript of The Newlywed Show, taped in December 2009.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan, Ryan/Kelly, Todd Packer
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7859 Read Count: 12315 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2007 Updated: May 13, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: November 02, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Part I: Five point questions

This is hilarious. You've got a spot-on Michael voice, and the Jim-Dwight banter is a lot of fun. Plus Ryan is quite properly obnoxious here. Poor Kelly.

Dwight correctly predicting Angela won't answer an improper question is a great Dwangela moment.

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: November 02, 2021 Title: Chapter 3: Part 3: Bonus Question and Aftermath

"Well, something good came out of this. The mystery of the strange noise we would sometimes hear coming from the roof has been solved." Angela presumably should have known.

But honestly, this moment with Jim and Pam at the end is incredibly sweet. What a nice note to end a funny fic!

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: November 02, 2021 Title: Chapter 2: Part II: Ten-point Questions

"I had sex with Michael Scott in the bathroom of a Chili’s restaurant. Specific enough for you? Are you happy now? Did you hear that, mom?" I love this. And Angela being turned on by Dwight's suit of armor is... very Angela.

Summary: Past Featured Story

She had to finish this conversation now that she’d started it. Pam finally speaks up. No spoilers; takes place sometime after Product Recall, season 3.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1022 Read Count: 3651 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2007 Updated: May 03, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: September 22, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I wish I had an intelligent review to leave here, particularly since this story is a decade plus old. Instead, a squeeing noise. *squee*

Author's Response: A squee is a perfectly wonderful review, thank you! I had to actually re-read this before I could respond to remember which story it was. I think I make Pam a little too chatty here; her first long dialogue could have been cut a lot and still got the point across. But I am so happy you liked it! Wouldn't it have been fun for her to just....say something! (But I'm happy with how it worked out).