Penname: darjeelingandcoke Real name: Joe
Member Since: October 01, 2011

Bio:

Just a guy with Jim and Pam on the brain, trying to get the song out of his head by singing it.

Author of the Month June 2021


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Summary: Pam's wedding, kind of. She knows that she will still sit at her desk at work, looking out over Jim's empty chair, and wonder what she will say to him when he walks through the door.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1369 Read Count: 2863 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 07, 2006 Updated: September 07, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: December 21, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: The Wedding That Wasn't

Couple things I really liked about this:

You correctly identifying a BIG part of Pam's thinking about the wedding which I think goes unrecognized, which is that she believes the wedding will change things with her and Roy and hasn't really thought through how.

And I love the idea of Jim sticking around for one final shot before leaving.

Unsaid by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 22] 21
Summary:

There are secrets even the closest couples don't share.


Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Married
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 262 Read Count: 3048 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2006 Updated: September 10, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: October 15, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ooooof. The darkness you've added to Jim's story is hard, but the doubts that Pam still has years after their marriage - that's definitely the right call on her part not to share that.

Author's Response: Right? I think when I wrote this we didn't know the struggles the show was going to put in their relationship, but it also seemed real that no couple gets 100% happily ever after, even my fictional OTP. Heh.  At this point in your massive deep-dive, you can see that I tend to skew fluffy, but every once in a while I had to give them a dose of reality!

Summary: Post-Basketball; When she was still in college and Roy wasn't, she had thought about ending things with him.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2642 Read Count: 2285 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 11, 2006 Updated: September 11, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: December 19, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Damn Toaster Oven

HE BOUGHT HER THE DRESS. Awesome. This scene in the dressing room is magnificent.

Summary:

What happened before and after the little scene in Jim's bedroom in "E-Mail Surveillance"?


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1225 Read Count: 2730 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 12, 2006 Updated: September 12, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: November 16, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ooooh, I really love the way you've gotten into Pam’s head here as she confronts the sides of Jim she doesn’t know and how much she'd like to.

Summary: Written for the Five Things meme. Julia Roberts always had a getaway car.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1509 Read Count: 1635 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 14, 2006 Updated: September 14, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: December 19, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

These are lovely little vignettes.

Summary: Past Featured StoryHe lets her in. Post-Casino Night.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2384 Read Count: 4382 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 15, 2006 Updated: September 15, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: September 20, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is quite lovely, from the quote on down, and would have been a really interesting direction for the story to go that would simply not have been possible for the show itself.

Summary:

Toby smiled. His daughter was clearly a genius.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Toby/Other
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 655 Read Count: 1742 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 16, 2006 Updated: September 16, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: October 06, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I'm not sure which one of these I like best - Kevin as a Teddy Ruxpin (and "should have been cute and cuddly but are instead oddly creepy" is incredibly apt description for both Kevin and Teddy Ruxpin) and Kelly as Chatty Cathy are fighting it out in a battle royale.

Author's Response:

I vote Teddy Ruxpin. 😁 It was fun to try to see the office folks through the eyes of a bright little kid.

 

thank you, again!! 

Infinity by nqllisi Rated: K+ [Reviews - 26] 21
Summary: Past Featured StoryIn the eternity between The Kiss and what comes next lay infinite possibilities.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 354 Read Count: 2104 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2006 Updated: September 18, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: November 28, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Man, this must have been... really quite a moment.

Author's Response: It is hard to describe what the energy was like around here the summer after Casino Night. Hundreds of fics were about to be made canon(ish) or AU. 


I loved writing this one, to sum it all up. 

Summary: Jim needs a ride; he's feeling drunk and honest.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1826 Read Count: 3091 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 20, 2006 Updated: September 20, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: September 22, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oooooof. This is brutal and lovely.

No Idea by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 22] 20
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim's past comes back to haunt him in a way he never expected.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Star-Crossed Lovers
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 238 Read Count: 3624 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 25, 2006 Updated: September 25, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: November 28, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is hilarious. Strange to think that by the end of the series the most implausible part of this was Dwight refusing to let his kids interact with the Halperts. It's also lovely... Jamie has inherited so much from Jim.

Author's Response: Yes, this one didn’t age well! But thank you for liking it anyway— I loved the idea that Jim was going to use his Dwight pranking skills on behalf of his son. Also loved the thought of a horrified Jim and Pam realizing their son was in love with a Schrute.

Summary: Jim is homesick, but he harbors a secret.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: In Stamford, Romance
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1098 Read Count: 2524 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2006 Updated: September 27, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: October 01, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: The letter

Gawd. I love this, and I love the idea of a Season 3 playing out in which Jim and Pam are actually together and are playing cat and mouse with the cameras.

Author's Response: I liked that idea, too. I wasn't 100% happy with this one-- too wordy, not Pam enough. But I still like the thought behind it, especially the idea that Jim was filling so many holes in Pam's life that she didn't fully realize her relationship with Roy was swiss cheese. 

Summary: Past Featured StoryAn average day at the office. For the September Five Elements challenge. Takes place prior to "Casino Night"
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Five-Element Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1821 Read Count: 1564 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2006 Updated: September 30, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: October 17, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Okay, ouch at that ending. But this is a really good slice of life at Dunder Mifflin! You're hitting all the beats - Michael being ridiculous but somehow endearing, Roy letting Pam down, Jim supporting Pam wholeheartedly and still not quite connecting with her, the weird Pam-Dwight connection, Kelly being Kelly and Ryan being the woooooooooooooorst.

Author's Response: Oh, thanks! I didn't do it often, but I enjoyed writing snippets for everybody (or almost everybody) in the office. The joy of fanfic for this show was that the characters were all so distinct and well-developed that you could borrow the show's characterization and just tap into it as needed. I feel like this one was for some sort of challenge but I don't remember exactly. Maybe I needed to feature a zebra? Something like that. 

Canary by Kate Andrews Rated: MA [Reviews - 30] 42
Summary: Past Featured Story "There wasn't enough punch in the world to turn her into that sort of girl, and he wasn't that sort of boy."
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces, Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3442 Read Count: 11107 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2006 Updated: September 30, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: October 09, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Canary

LEGENDARY.

Good Advice by Par5 Rated: M [Reviews - 119] 77
Summary: Everyone in the office has relationship advice. What would each of their colleagues say to Pam and Jim about love?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Josh Porter, Karen, Kelly, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16105 Read Count: 13542 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 02, 2006 Updated: March 21, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: April 22, 2021 Title: Chapter 6: Toby

*sigh* I liked this one a lot. And I miss the days when Toby was just sad and strange and not horrifically creepy.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Sometimes his life would be easier if he didn't have to look at her all day.


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 721 Read Count: 2432 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 04, 2006 Updated: October 04, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: September 29, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Five Times Jim Almost Wishes He and Pam Didn't Work Together

Man, the transition between #1 and #2 would be life-giving if it weren't also so ridiculously painful.

Again by PuffingNoise Rated: K [Reviews - 9] 8
Summary: "There’s a chemistry there that had almost been gone before, and it makes her shiver."
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 606 Read Count: 3416 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 07, 2006 Updated: October 07, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: September 12, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is a fun story, but mainly I'm genuinely impressed by how clearly you saw what the writers were foreshadowing here. Nice work.

Summary: Past Featured StoryWith apologies to Charles Dickens, here's the real story of what finally prompted Pam to call off the wedding.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Dream/Fantasy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3758 Read Count: 8171 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 10, 2006 Updated: October 10, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: November 28, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

A CHRISTMAS STORY AU. Yes. Here for it - and the choice for Michael to be the one carrying the heavy weight of regret is perfect. As is his insistence, even as a manifestation, to be mildly inappropriate.

Author's Response:

I loved writing this. I had so much fun with it, and I remember really having to think about how to balance which characters played which part, and how much they needed to stay in-character.  I think a lot of them were dragging around regret (I mean, they worked full-time at a paper company in Pennsylvania...) but Michael was my first choice for Marley. 

 I'm so pleased you've arrived at this one. 'Tis the season! 

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: November 28, 2020 Title: Chapter 2: Present

Kevin as Ghost of Christmas Present is also pretty inspired - and I love his appreciation of the strip club. Thank you for leaving what he was doing in the vicinity of that redhead undefined, though.

This is solid Roy-work, I think - just awful enough for you to want to shake Pam, not quite awful enough that Pam can't easily be like "oh, he's just saying he's already committed to me and he's just kidding about the other thing."

Author's Response: Thank you! I needed to make sure Pam saw what she needed to see, without making the choice too easy for her. And Kevin is hard to write, even as a vision!

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: November 28, 2020 Title: Chapter 3: Future

This actually feels like a pretty fair glimpse of Jim's future with Karen - probably fine (provided he isn't forced to build it while Pam sits six feet from them), but definitely not the love of his life.

Author's Response: Yes, I think the show did a good job of showing that Karen was pretty great. Roy was a disaster, there was no good future there, but there was nothing wrong with Karen. She just...wasn't Pam. I'd have to look at the dates to see when I wrote this vs. what was going on in the show at the time (did I write this before season 3 started? Had we seen Karen promos yet?). I don't remember how much I knew or suspected about Karen at this point, but regardless, Jim would have found someone and been happy. But nobody would have eclipsed Pam. 

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: November 28, 2020 Title: Chapter 4: Past...and maybe future

Oh, the choice to end this with just an ordinary day that's better because they get to spend it together is LOVELY.

Author's Response:

This is why I had to juggle the order around from the original story-- because I think seeing what she had lost, like this, was the thing to send her over the tipping point. 

 Oh, I really enjoyed revisiting this one with you. Thank you! 

Surprise by nqllisi Rated: T [Reviews - 28] 25
Summary: Past Featured StoryFive ways Jim finds out about Dwight & Angela.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 771 Read Count: 2092 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2006 Updated: October 11, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: August 19, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This manages to be both adorable and hilarious.

Author's Response: Aww, thanks! I remember having a lot of fun writing this one. I'm so pleased that you came across it! Thank you for taking the time to comment, it made my day. 

Summary: Post The Secret. Pam's thoughts oscillate between Roy and Jim.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2485 Read Count: 1548 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 21, 2006 Updated: October 21, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: September 28, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This just feels very accurate to Pam's mindset at that time.

Summary: Past Featured StoryAn unexpected conversation with Karen gives Jim some perspective.  Based on unspoiled speculation for season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 980 Read Count: 4879 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 21, 2006 Updated: October 21, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: December 15, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yikes. Rough day for Karen - although admittedly here one she brought on herself by being wildly judgmental. (Although for the most part not necessarily unfairly so, which is interesting - with the exception of Pam, this does feel a lot like how a normal person suddenly dropped into Dunder Mifflin Scranton might react.)

It is nice to see even S3 Jim at one of his less pro-Pam moments still being willing to stand up for her. *sigh* This would've saved us all a lot of pain.

Author's Response:

I obviously wrote this one before the branches merged, and I really didn't have a sense of Karen at all (I think I did her justice in subsequent fics). I think you've picked up on what my intention was, though-- that someone coming in cold to the Scranton branch might really have been put off by all of the shenanigans. Also, Jim was never as aloof from all of it as he tried to pretend.

 It would have been nice to dispatch Karen so easily, but in hindsight I guess

I am content with what we really got.  

Consolation by nqllisi Rated: T [Reviews - 24] 19
Summary: When the person you love is marrying someone else, sometimes you need someone to drink with.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 462 Read Count: 2269 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2006 Updated: October 24, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: July 10, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I've always really liked this one - you did a really good job making the twist clear on second read without cheating. It's clever!

Author's Response: Ah, thank you! It was a fun scenario to play with. I have a number of those “really about something else” pieces and I tried to to cheat! 

Five Hundred by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 18] 16
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam's been counting the days.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 341 Read Count: 2545 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2006 Updated: October 26, 2006
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: November 28, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ooooof. This feels like a pretty good snapshot of Pam's Beach Games mindset, actually - I'm sure glad she got to the point of taking her risk sooner than she did in this piece!

Author's Response: The fans would have rioted had they strung us along much more. I remember thinking a lot about how they were just as distant in the same office as they had been when he was away. And how Pam needed to say something!