Penname: sherlockelly Real name: Kelly
Member Since: October 29, 2006

Bio:

I'm a senior at a liberal arts college in Southern California, but I'm originally from small-town Maryland. I'm a Media Studies major with a focus on Television Screenwriting.

And I'm kind of in love with Karen. And by kind of, I mean a lot.

Yay!


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Summary:

Some might say he finally got a lucky break. He's not so sure. Toby gets what he wanted, but it's not what he envisioned. Toby/Pam with a little Jim/Karen.

Dark.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam, Toby
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1209 Read Count: 888 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 10, 2007 Updated: February 10, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 9
Date: May 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I also am skeeved by Pam/Toby.

So... WHY IS THIS SO GOOD???

I swear, you are one my favorite writers on here because you fear not the wrath of JAM. highfive!



Author's Response:

Thanks.  The praise means so much coming from you, who I adore for the kinky, yet extremely funny, entertaining, and enjoyable in its own right smut that you write.

*highfive* right back at ya.

I put a lot of myself into this one, so I think it comes across as more honest and real and tangible.  Because of that, it's my favourite thing I've written in this fandom, so I'm glad that you like it too.

Summary:

Karen has her heart broken by Jim and then... KaPAM!

We interrupt our regularly scheduled chapter to bring you gratuitous smut and cheap laughs.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9954 Read Count: 5668 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 17, 2007 Updated: July 08, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: February 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: FU Jim Halpert!

This better not be done yet. ::pouty face::

And, for the record, your intro sounds exactly like something my boyfriend has told me, so...

But, more importantly, on behalf of us women-folk, "Niiiiiiice."



Author's Response:

I also hope this isn't done yet.  I have a few scenes in this interaction that I want to further explore, but I have no idea where I want to take the plot of this, so we'll see.

Judging from your writings, you would be the perfect woman to explain this conundrum.  So what answer did you give your boyfriend (if any)?  And how do you keep him from getting overexcited if he knows of your kink (likely an impossible task)?

Summary: Past Featured StoryPam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288869 ePub Downloads: 114
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 7
Date: March 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells

I love this story! (The only thing that is throwing me is, I'm assuming Karen's parents are from CT, but you keep mentioning her parents driving up to dinner, or Jim wanting to drive down to CT to see his friends, ...from PA makes no sense.)

But, other than that (and that I am a firm DENIER in the existence of Krazy!Karen) I love this story.



Author's Response: you know - it's a quirk of mine.  Even though I lived in NE PA for a while, I always feel like CT, NYC, etc was down - not over.  Sorry if that threw you!!  Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Summary: Sometime post Return. Jim drives Pam home and smuttiness ensues.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2290 Read Count: 13874 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 11, 2007 Updated: March 11, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: March 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: born on a desert floor, you've the deepest thirst

I loved this!!! It can get so boring with the same plots over and over, and even when they are different, they're the same.

And as much as other people (and reluctantly me) are all about the Jam, I still find this so completely possible in the real world!!!

You for the win! (Also, Jim did totally warn her, so... Pam should've seen it coming.) ;)

If my MTT favoriting tool wasn't all wonky, I would totally favorite this. :)

Summary:

A shockingly accurate post-cocktails fic written during the hainous. Jim rebuffs Pam's apologies and while distraught at the grocery store she meets a handsome stranger who catches Karen's eye too.

EPILOGUE ADDED :) STORY FINISHED! I had to change it to Explicit Sexual Content so avoid the epilogue if that isn't really your thing.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Karen, Other
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15365 Read Count: 50671 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2007 Updated: May 16, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: May 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: Epilogue- You Wanted to Take Things Slow...

I just read this the whole way through. In one sitting.

And it was TOTALLY AWESOME AND WORTH IT.

I loved the epilogue. Fanfic Karen needs to get some more often. She has needs to! Thanks for helping the girl out some. :)

Summary: Past Featured StoryMichael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.
Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129795 ePub Downloads: 45
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: April 17, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: April 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: I just don't want it to be weird... you know?

OMG, Jim seeing them in the hallway!!!

My reaction: Throw my arms in the air a la Pam in The Fire and yell out "OH! FUCK!" much to my roommate's surprise. Good times.

You win. More. Seriously. More. Now.



Author's Response: Hahah, did you really do that?? That just made my night, you have no idea.  Thank you!

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: April 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: I did not do that. That sounds disgusting.

Oh, God. That couldn't have been hotter even if it was happening right in front of me... (thinks about it) or maybe not. Does that make me twisted?

I don't even care. That more than exceeded my expectations. Except now I'm bothered in the pants and my face is BRIGHT RED and I have to go to class. Yikes.

This story is the best story of all the stories. And I'm not just saying that because I want you in my pants.

Am I rambling? Well, it's your fault. Good God this was amazing.



Author's Response: Hee!  Thank you!  What a fantastic review to read :) You rock!

Dark by falldownmore Rated: MA [Reviews - 25] 16
Summary:

By the time her breathing had returned to normal, he was gone.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1817 Read Count: 5439 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: April 18, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: June 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One

I read this during the hiatus. :(

Emily!!!! MOOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!! You're so mean to me.

Summary:

The title is self-explanatory and these are in no particular order. Mostly just one-shots that popped into my head.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Karen
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2145 Read Count: 6011 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2007 Updated: April 30, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: April 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Agreement

I can't wait for more of this.

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: April 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Agreement

I've read this, seriously, like 20 times already. I don't know why I can't stop!

Update soon before I can cite this by heart. That would scare the roommate.

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: May 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Accident

Your threat of my hating the next chapter puts a bit of a damper on me loving this. :

*takes it with a grain of salt* I can handle it.

ANYWAY! I love how everyone so far as ended up being so completely okay with Karen's seductions. I mean, I would be. For seriousness.

I want more. My Karen-Love be damned!

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: May 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Agreement

MORE!!!! Pweeeeease?

Summary:

Sometimes you just have to try new things. A Pam/Ryan story that is more about Pam/Jim than you would think.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33752 Read Count: 58441 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: June 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Candy Bars in the Parking Lot

Pam/Ryan is my not-so-secret OTP.

I love this dynamic between them! I think they really could have been/could be? really good friends in cannon.

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: June 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chips, Veal, Happy Meals and a can of Coke

This chapter makes me want to punch Jim in his fucktard face. >:(

 MORE!!!!!

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: June 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Twix, Snapple, Yogurt Parfait

HA HA HA! GO RYAN!!

This story is so much amazingness that I just can't even! Everytime it updates I squee.

And, hi, the sex is hot.   MOOOOOOOORE!!! :D

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: June 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Kung Pao Chicken and Neopolitan Ice Cream

kjhflkjszdhfclsakjdhf!!!!! FUCKING... FUCK!!!!

OMG, I both love and hate you right now. Love, for the obvious, hate for competely different reasons that have nothing to do with this fic and just... hi, I'm babbling because this is just... kjhfkjdshfldkjshahfkljdhsf!!!!

 UGH!!! I wish I hadn't already favorited this because I want to do it again!

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 8
Date: August 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: Yogurt Parfait, Cheese Fries and a Bag of French Onion Sun Chips

I'm a little disappointed. I was rooting for Ryan.

I still think Jim was being a huge fucktard. ;)

The Ring by sorano916 Rated: T [Reviews - 9] 2
Summary:

Part of my MASH series (build-your-own-story)... not completed yet, so don't start reading until I say so... :) I'm putting all the pieces in place so that it's work properly. Not that some of you followed my directions... ;) It's finished now, so have at it! (TWSS)


Categories: Future
Characters: Jim
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: MASH
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1127 Read Count: 20426 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2007 Updated: May 04, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 8
Date: May 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Choose the ring!

I got Karen! XD

I love Karen! Thanks for including her. ;)



Author's Response:

*looks at the other reviews*

LOL! Apparently, you're the only one who liked their choice. Heh... I had to give people options, including Karen. :) I'm happy that you enjoyed it. 

Stolen by oypoodle Rated: M [Reviews - 11] 5
Summary: Inspired by Jim's comment about a specific type of fantasy in the last episode, minor spoilers. Smutty smutty smut.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1436 Read Count: 4300 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2007 Updated: May 04, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed
Date: May 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This last line makes me want to marry you, because YES. Just, YES. YES. (that's what she said)

I loved this. :)

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: May 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

a second review because I forgot to vote!

Equilibrium by moray_wheels Rated: MA [Reviews - 13] 6
Summary:

Roy and Darryl come out of the little side office with towels slung over their shoulders, nod once each at him and walk on. Then Darryl turns back and looks at Ryan and says, “What’re you doing here?”

 

What happens in the warehouse, stays in the warehouse.


Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Darryl, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Summit
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4518 Read Count: 3967 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 06, 2007 Updated: May 09, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 6
Date: May 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: 1

oh. my god.

 wow.

Pam Who? by Alex Wert Rated: T [Reviews - 12] 2
Summary:

In which Alex Wert attempts to generate hate mail and death threats. Karen wins. Pam loses. Jim is happy.


Categories: Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1162 Read Count: 3380 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 07, 2007 Updated: May 07, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 9
Date: May 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Is it wrong I don't hate this?

Is it wrong I want Jim to be happy with Karen?

I don't want Pam to die or anything, but, it's nice to get a new spin on something.

And I'd pick Karen, too. She *is* hotter.

I've said my peace. May you not get too much hatemail, unless you want it. :-)



Author's Response:

We all know what YOU think.

Keep the KaPam! coming.

Summary:

The title pretty much says it all: the fantasies of Jim and Pam and the naughty actings out of those fantasies.

This story will go as long as you, the readers, want it to.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 54206 Read Count: 148957 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: May 08, 2007 Updated: January 31, 2008
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: May 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12: Silk Ties and a Couple Apples

hlkdjfhldsakjhfvlkajsh!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Pam and I have something in common.

You? WIN AT ALL OF LIFE FOREVER. jdhkjfdhs!!!!



Author's Response: Haha, you seriously make my head and ego swell up to the size of a hot air balloon. :)
Thanks!!

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: May 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11: The Phone Fantasy

kjfhdskjafh!!!!! THE ENDING!!!!

Be mine forever, okay? Okay. ;)

I have no ideas right now, though... I'll get back to you.



Author's Response: Okay, I will. :D

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: May 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: The First Initiation

You certainly have a fan in me. Is all that I feel comfortable saying here. But rest assured... yes. A big fan.

 And I saw that movie, too, so I knew what was coming, and it didn't ruin the surprise one bit.

the "How was it" killed me just about dead.