Penname: sherlockelly Real name: Kelly
Member Since: October 29, 2006

Bio:

I'm a senior at a liberal arts college in Southern California, but I'm originally from small-town Maryland. I'm a Media Studies major with a focus on Television Screenwriting.

And I'm kind of in love with Karen. And by kind of, I mean a lot.

Yay!


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Reviews by sherlockelly
Summary: "So, Jim," she started, setting the empty can back down on the table as she returned his cup to him. "Have you ever done drugs?" She leaned in towards him for even more emphasis. She grinned widely at him before sitting back in her chair. [Spoilers up to and including Drug Testing for part one. Part two and beyond set in an AU-version of season 4.]
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Drug Use/Abuse, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7511 Read Count: 15213 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 28, 2007 Updated: July 13, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: June 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: 11:30 on a Saturday night

MARY!!! YOU ARE MY HERO!!! MORE!

Author's Response: OMG RLY?? UNPOSSIBLE! BECAUSE YOU, CO-WRITER OF THE ANAL, ARE MY HERO!!

(this means write me more kinky fic. :} kthx)

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: July 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The lack of clothing hints at an ulterior motive

So... I had a dream about getting stoned and having lots of sex after reading this.... aaaaaaaand, I love you.

Author's Response: F.T.W. :DDDD *rulez*

Summary: Post 'the Job.' Jim/Pam. Supposed to be for the 55 challenge, buuuut ended up having 59 words and didn't want to take out anymore. So I suppose now it's just a really short drabble of sorts.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 59 Read Count: 2041 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 30, 2007 Updated: June 30, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 9
Date: June 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

A++

 One day UI will pay you to write everything for me and sign my name.

I hope that you are right and that he did tell her.

Flaccid by time4moxie Rated: K+ [Reviews - 24] 7
Summary: A revealing conversation in response to the 55 challenge.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 3343 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 30, 2007 Updated: June 30, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed
Date: June 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

:(

 I LOVE KAREN!!! She'd look good in that.

Also, you're an amazing writer, but I CANNOT see Pam saying Heavens no. :

I seems too.... 60 years old for her.



Author's Response: sorry if I stepped on any toes; I am evil and I couldn't resist.  :-)  Thanks for the review.

All The Way Back by pamcasso Rated: MA [Reviews - 9] 1
Summary:

Jim comes all the way back


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Other
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6224 Read Count: 18665 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 04, 2007 Updated: August 03, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed
Date: July 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 Old Friends

poor karen. :(

Summary: Past Featured Story

While MTT was down for a brief time one night, I wrote a couple 55 word fics in the TWOP thread about Jim and Pam reading fanfic. I will likely continue this as a long running series, referencing my favorite stories and also newer stories as they come about.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1180 Read Count: 49458 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2007 Updated: October 04, 2013
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed
Date: July 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Pam's Mistakes

ALRIGHT! <3

Author's Response: Thanks!

Summary:

Jim is worried that Pam can't get no satisfaction.

Smut.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5248 Read Count: 16404 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2007 Updated: July 19, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: July 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One Hand and My Pocket

djkfhdsajfhsadlkjfh!!!!

 bethany, you are the master. the sweet sweet smut master.



Author's Response: OMG NO YOU ARE!

P.S. THIS KIND OF GOES ALONG THE LINES OF OUR NEW IDEA. :D

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: July 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Rings and Things

kdjfhskjdfhadskfjhsadlkfjhsadkfhh.

 

it was good for me. was it good for you?

I missed.. by Jammer Rated: M [Reviews - 7] 2
Summary: Pam missed everything about Jim's body...

Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 891 Read Count: 1917 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 16, 2007 Updated: August 16, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed
Date: August 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Your legs, your chest, your...

...?

Author's Response: Ha ha, caught u off guard didn't it? If you'd like me to change the ending I will.

Names by EmilyHalpert Rated: K [Reviews - 83] 17
Summary:

55 words on choosing a name.

(all stand alone pieces) 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Kids/Family, Married, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 886 Read Count: 38027 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 23, 2007 Updated: January 31, 2010
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed
Date: August 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Angela

If Angela is Catholic, she would know that NO baby is born innocent.

Author's Response: *bad catholic raises hand* oops, minor detail... totally forgot about that. apparently sleeping through church isn't the greatest thing in the world

Eclipse by NeverEnoughJam Rated: T [Reviews - 14] 8
Summary: The moon, Pam, Jim and a sudden decision reached between them. Pure, unadulterated fluff inspired by last night's lunar eclipse.

Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2518 Read Count: 3153 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 28, 2007 Updated: August 28, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed
Date: August 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Eclipse

The plot is very original, but the thing that bothers me about this is that Pam comes off really very kind of... stupid?

I don't know, it just seems like Jim is doing an awful lot of correcting and explaining (and the chapter notes about the enlightening didn't sit well) that I know if a guy were doing that for my benefit, I'd be rubbed the wrong way.

Just something I noticed.



Author's Response: Ah, well, maybe Pam is just sleepy. :) Thanks for commenting!

Summary: Your body gets much closer/I fumble for the clock, alarmed by/The seduction/I wish that it would stop. Squeeze.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1432 Read Count: 8139 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 28, 2007 Updated: August 28, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: August 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Fruit

THIS??? REALLY?? THIS??!??! OMG! I LOVE IT TO PIECES! (immediately favorites)

 not nearly enough people are so poignant when it comes to exploring the dark side of relationships, especially in this fandom. Kudos!!!



Author's Response: Ohhh thank you kindly! Actually - I believe you inspired the subtitle with your fierce icons awhile back (Jim Halpert [Fill in the blank with something crass and hilarious]). \r\nI\'m pretty new to the fandom, and I love it, but I do agree that finding complex, dark stories is a challenge. I am happy to hang out and contribute something depressing but real to the community :) Thanks again!

Summary:

she doesn't watch him walk away

VAGUES SPOILERS FROM THE NEW FOURTH SEASON PROMO


Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Karen
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 370 Read Count: 1671 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: September 02, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: September 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: to see you at last

Oh! POOR KAREN! Ugh! I just want her to have some dignity, you know? That's all I want.

Thank you for making her a person and not a coniving monster! This is really quite amazing. And I think we've all given ourselves a talk like that after a breakup.

 



Author's Response:

thanks for the review!

not to go off topic in an author response or anything, but your fic was some of the first Office fic that I read, and it's safe to say I love it... 

Summary: Post "The Job." Karen learns love comes in many different shades.  Ch 8 added: Anal virginity is lost... kinky sex happens.  Don't let the kids read this.
Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12888 Read Count: 12582 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: November 29, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed
Date: September 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Very Bottom

LKJSDFH!!! YES! THIS IS JUST... YES!!! SO MUCH!!! People forget so often that hey, Karen is not made of stone, she has feelings and they were probably ROYALLY crushed when Jim broke up with her. (And I guess it's just ALL her fault for not seeing the true and clear beauty that is Jam [eyeroll]) Thank you for taking her seriously!!!

That might be the one request that I have for all of fanfic: PLZ TAKE KAREN SERIOUSLY AND DON'T KILL HER SO OFTEN. ESPECIALLY WITH A BUS BECAUSE IT IS JUST TACKY!

And, I have a part of my heart reserved for Karen/Andy, friendship or otherwise.

I cannot WAIT for more of this story! If I could rate it more than 10, I would.



Author's Response: Thanks a lot Kelly, I think we really get eachother.  Thus far most of my time in fandom has been spent over on the message boards defending the girl (or screaming at those who attack her).  And I HATE the bus joke too. 

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed
Date: September 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Ride

ugh!!! I LOVE THIS STORY SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU!

The friendship and the longing and the hurt, it's so palpable. There's SO MUCH good in this that I can't even express.

Jim was such a user in season 3 and it was starting to feel like no one saw it! Just because he was nice to Pam doesn't mean that he is a nice guy and I love that your Andy knows that and your Karen now knows that and just. Ugh. I love this so so much.

Team Karen, baby! WOO!



Author's Response: Thanks a lot Kelly.  You're so right about Jim.  I have to leave him out of my story to fight off the temptation to give him the "bus" treatment.  

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed
Date: September 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Very Bottom

I think I forgot to star-vote. So, yay second review!

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: September 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Initial Blast of Cold

Everything about this story is seductive and heartbreaking and painful and beautiful.

 I always look forward to updates and I am completely dreading when it finally ends because it's SUCH a raw cross-section of the Jim/Karen dynamic and I love the lines about her chasing that breakthrough where he will actually love her and how willing she was to be vulnerable and submissive for him and ugh, god.

It's so deliciously hurtful and gorgeous. I love it.



Author's Response: Kelly you're the best.  It's like we see the girl through the same set of eyes.

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: September 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Someone to Carry Your Pain

OH NO!!! THE END?!? Ugh!!! I consistantly drop EVERYTHING to read this story (at the moment I have an open window with a documentary about igenous rock formations paused because you updated this).

This is gorgeous as always: Andy meaning so well but not really getting the vocal expression of it down, but he can do the physical part. And Karen, still trying to rebuild what she probably sees as shattered dignity and Andy letting her know that she's still got a ton of herself left and Jim's an asshole but he didn't break her.

I seriously have LOVED every moment of this so completely, the prospect of sequel delights me to much that I can't even tell you.

Completely completely completely amazing.



Author's Response: Thanks a lot Kelly.  You're comments about their interaction are so spot on as always.  I really want to try to re-open this story and add to it but I'm not sure I can do that without wrecking the semi-closure.  I've grown attached to this story, and I don't want to take it too far off course (like a Karen/Andy hookup a few months down the road, or Andy getting payback on Jim, etc.  Those sound more like sequels).  Thanks so much for all the support.

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: October 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Something We Both Need to Happen

Seriously!!! HOW DID I MISS THIS?! I have no idea how you manage to do it but your Karen and your Andy are SO INCREDIBLY IN CHARACTER that it's painful almost because now I have to actually imagine them BOTH hurting this bad and Andy and he wants to fix her so badly but not if she doesn't need/want to be fixed and he's so intuitive and just... ugh.

I can't wait for them to finally be happy!!! I LOVE THIS SO MUCH AND I'M SO RELIEVED THAT THERE IS MORE!!!! <3



Author's Response: Thanks so much.  You've been so supportive!  I find more genuine emotion in really hurting for someone else than just about anything... so Andy's earned all the goodness thats coming his way...  What is it about these characters?  They're so in my head it's not funny.  I'm know you understand. <3 

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: October 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Naked

kjshdfkjsdhf!!! FINALLY!!!

I was FINALLY able to fully enjoy this story and THEN I FOUND OUT THAT MORE WAS COMING (pun much?) AND IT WAS GLORIOUS!!!

I don't know HOW YOU MANAGE TO MAKE THEM SO PERFECTLY IN CHARACTER ALL THETIME!!! And OMG SO HOT!

I wish I could favorite this story again, honestly. MORE! OMG! MORE!



Author's Response: Kelly!  I'm so happy you're healed enough for some readin'  :)  I'm especially glad you like my Andy, since he's the harder of the two (yeah, I pun much.)  I sometimes worry I tone him down too much or make him too chivalrous, but then I keep reminding myself, "It's Karen...  Any man with any sack at all would find a special gear for her."  I'm working on more now. I can crank out the angst but the porn... I tend to go slow (and then fast).

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: November 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Suffocating Warmth

YAY!!! OMG!!! THIS IS THE HOTTEST THING OF ALL FUCKING TIME!!! (and I'm totally not just saying that because a certain busy bf of mine has not been around for 8 nights in a row)

WRITER'S NICHE!!! I'm so excited for this next chapter that you have NO IDEA WHATSOEVER!!! JOIN OUR SIDE! We have confetti and cake and buttsex and AWESOMENESS!!



Author's Response:

I knew about your awesomeness/buttsex but cake too!?  It's fudgy cake, I hope?  And for your sake, tell Hal to saddle up!

 

 

Summary:

 

"He approached her desk with a look that she had seen in his eyes a thousand times before. Though somehow, this time, she knew that it was going to be more trouble than usual for her."


This story has nothing to do with the poem by Christopher Marlowe. In case you were worried. ;)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1214 Read Count: 2466 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 16, 2007 Updated: September 16, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: September 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

i keep meaning to tell you how much i ADORE this story. You have no idea!

the realism in it is just genius! <3



Author's Response:

Thank you SO much! :D It was just one of those ideas that I couldn't quite put to rest. I'm kind of sad that I didn't write more (because I do think that there's more I could have written...), but meh. Whatever! As long as a couple of people like it (and it's out of my head!), that's all that matters! 

Thank you again!!! :) 

Somebody Loved by beruco Rated: MA [Reviews - 11] 7
Summary: Some explanation as to Jim and Pam's actions/demeanor in Fun Run. Some spoilers, obvs. SMUT.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3044 Read Count: 8979 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2007 Updated: September 30, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: September 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Fun Run Redux

You were right. This was terrible. Ruined sex for me forever.

i'm jealous that you've actually written something lately. that is good terrible.



Author's Response: Terrible is what I aim for. Thanks bay-bee! <3

Summary: Karen's side of things post-The Job, and pre-Fun Run.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1010 Read Count: 2326 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2007 Updated: September 30, 2007
Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed
Date: September 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Part One

Should I beta your title too?

Author's Response: WOW. I AM ALSO A TOO. D:

Reviewer: sherlockelly Signed 10
Date: September 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Part One

I heart Karen. And this. And you.