Penname: MrsLloyderineHalpert Real name: Melissa
Member Since: October 31, 2006

Bio:
Oh wow, so I'm back here after over a year of getting caught up in real life.  Hoping to get back into writing now.  I can't wait for the new season!
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Reviews by MrsLloyderineHalpert
Summary:

Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 109602 Read Count: 338348 ePub Downloads: 39
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 9
Date: April 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 60: Chapter 60 - Pam's sketch of Meredith

Yay!  I love that Jim thinks Pam was talking about them. It's like when Jim was telling Michael about rebounding, you know?  I don't think I've ever actually reviewed this story before, but I've been reading it from the beginning, and I love it o much!  Can't wait to see what comes next.

Author's Response: Why MrsLloyderineHalpert, thank you so much for reviewing! Always nice to see a new face in the reviews. I'm glad you're enjoying it...the next chapter will be posted soon for your viewing pleasure.

Voicemail by LindsayLeigh Rated: T [Reviews - 28] 7
Summary:

Jim checks his voicemail after the cocktail party.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Episode Related, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2671 Read Count: 7201 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 23, 2007 Updated: February 26, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 8
Date: February 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

oohhh....Jim's in trouble...from more than just Roy.  I can't wait to see what happens.  I love this story;great job!

Summary:

things happen and he can't stop wishing he could stop them

Spoilers for Cocktails


Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Pam, Toby
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 411 Read Count: 2147 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 06, 2007 Updated: March 06, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: March 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: not a chapter

I love Toby fics.  You have to feel for the guy!

I love the "Toby is awkward Vol 2" part.



Author's Response:

Thanks!

I will always love Toby, poor guy.

Summary: For Christmas 2005, Jim got Pam in Secret Santa for the first time in three years. His gift? A teapot containing little insides jokes between the two of them. However, what is the story about each item?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 52 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10493 Read Count: 104058 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: March 10, 2007 Updated: March 26, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 7
Date: March 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 44: Chapter 44

ooh!!! I just read all 44 chapters in one sitting.  Hurry up and post more!  I've been waiting for something like this.  I love the mixed tape story.

Author's Response: I'm glad you liked this so far. I wasn't quite sure what to do with the mixed tape so I'm glad that you liked the end result.

Summary: It's time for Karen to go. But how?
Categories: Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Michael, Todd Packer
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1695 Read Count: 3661 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 20, 2007 Updated: March 20, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: March 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

wow.  Bizarre, yet oddly funny.  And...bizarre.

Jigsaw by Night Swept Rated: MA [Reviews - 48] 21
Summary:

Crossover between the Saw movies and The Office. The Jigsaw killer kidnaps Jim and puts him to a horrific test. Like all games with this deranged killer, however, there are cruel twists waiting at every juncture. Updated CH4 -- Everyone is in a tough spot-- How does it all end?


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4163 Read Count: 6909 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2007 Updated: April 14, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Test

woah.  creepy.  Please, god, let him choose Pam!  I haven't read the second chapter yet, but just had to review right now.  dang.  This is a crossover of the most twisted kind, but I like it.

Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Choice

Andy.  My guess has to be Andy.  Well, it's just a guess...

 HURRY AND POST THE NEXT CHAPTER!



Author's Response: New chapter is up! Thanks for the comments!

Summary: Not everything that Michael sends out is spam...

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2233 Read Count: 3955 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 12, 2007 Updated: April 12, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: 25 (actually 23) Relationship Questions

Aw!  The perfect little pick-me-up!  This was so sweet.  Of course, I may be a little biased because me and "my Jim" got together in a stunningly similar way.   Except that he sent it to me on purpose.  Dork.  Anyway, I loved the story.  And I loved that Michael edited the questionairre before sending it.  That is so Michael!

Author's Response: Really?! Wow. That's soooooo adorable. Heh... I'm glad that you liked the story.

Practical jokes by invis Rated: K+ [Reviews - 128] 30
Summary: Past Featured StoryHe should've been happy that Karen had finally warmed up to his joking ways. He wasn't.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9136 Read Count: 45675 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2007 Updated: April 28, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: April 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Percussive maintenance

I like the balance you've struck with Karen.  She's perfect amounts upset, frustrated, and witchy.  :)  And I love Pam!  I can't wait to read more!

Author's Response: Thanks for the review.  I'm glad you're enjoying it.  And who doesn't love Pam?  She's too cute not to love.  :)

Summary: Past Featured Story

"It seems odd, in the ironic, slap-in-the-face kind of way that since her incident, it’s been easier to let him go."

Something bad happens to Pam. Very Dark.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35653 Read Count: 100410 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: January 26, 2008
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: April 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Pain

poor pam.  Sorry, but that's all I can think to say. I desperately need you to continue this story, and quick!

Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 8
Date: April 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Weak

Wow.  Poor Pam.  Seriously.  That sucks for her.  I can only hope Jim will come in an make it all better.  Very nicely written.

SERVICE CALL by kgreene Rated: K [Reviews - 11] 10
Summary: The handsome Hewlett-Packard guy comes in to service the machines. But while he unintentinally turns the office upside-down, he only has eyes for... Pam?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5405 Read Count: 6305 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 9
Date: May 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Service Call-ACT III

Good Lord.  I swear, if I didn't know better, I would say that one of the shows writers was on here posting the scripts to long lost episodes.  Wait, I don't know better.  BJ Novak, is that you?  :P

Author's Response: LOL...God, you're sweet. I wish, I really wish... Thanks SO much for the high praise...

Summary:

My Mom wants Jim and Pam together right now. If you are Pro-Karen, DO NOT READ! Mom’s so JAMMY she’s suggested they have hot sex on Karen’s casket…

There may be spoilers. My Mom knows all, sees all.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Karen
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1772 Read Count: 4201 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 19, 2007 Updated: April 19, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 8
Date: May 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....

so many favorites, I can't pick just one...too bad we can't see them all happen on the show...

Sweet and Sour by Wendy Blue Rated: K+ [Reviews - 7] 8
Summary: A hospital visit puts a few things in prospective for Jim.  
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1494 Read Count: 3031 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2007 Updated: April 20, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 7
Date: April 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: grasping at air

aw, the title really does fit it.  I like these characters, and I love the way Jim interacts with Samantha.

Author's Response: Thanks for reading!

Summary: When the building has to be evacuated, Pam takes the initiative to start another round of games with everyone from the office, bringing laughs, confessions, and some much needed bonding between herself and Jim.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4122 Read Count: 9294 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2007 Updated: April 25, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 8
Date: April 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Dodging Bullets

Very nicely done.  Funny AND awkward.  Or in other words, perfectly "The Office".

Summary:

5 chapters tell 50 Ways that Pam seduces Jim.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4786 Read Count: 22374 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2007 Updated: April 28, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: April 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - First week of dating

I adore number 7.  *sigh*

Summary:

“Ladies and Gentlemen! Blacks and Whites!  Straights and Homosexuals!”  Michael makes sure to make eye contact with Stanley and Oscar during his last two exclamations.  “It gives me great pleasure to announce that this Friday will be our second annual Dunder Mifflin….Casino Night!”

 

 It’s simply instinctive; at the two words, Jim’s eyes slide automatically toward Pam, only to find hers had done the same, and as a result they’re staring at each other for the briefest of moments.

 

Alternate season three finale


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1542 Read Count: 2751 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 22, 2007 Updated: April 22, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: April 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Announcement and Dresses

Oooh.  I love this idea.  Let's hope they can get it right the second time around.  :D  Please continue, and quick!

Summary: Angela has this friend.

Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Angela, Dwight/Angela, Ryan
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1149 Read Count: 2928 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2007 Updated: April 23, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: April 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: beneath the sheets of paper lies my truth

aw.  Very insightful look into Angela and Dwight's relationship.

Why Jim? by OneSongGlory Rated: K+ [Reviews - 4] 1
Summary: Pam asks Jim why he chose to go by that as opposed to other nicknames for James.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Childhood
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 431 Read Count: 1861 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2007 Updated: April 23, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: April 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

aww...so sweet!  Nice idea.

Disclaimer by Maybe Once Rated: M Round robin [Reviews - 34] 5
Summary:

In the interest of honesty, I humbly propose some new warnings and disclaimers for rated MA fanfic.

ROUND ROBIN: any writer can add a chapter! What do YOU think our readers should be warned about?  Oh, and remember to put your name on your chapter so we can offer you appropriate adulation.

 


Categories: Other
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 926 Read Count: 7959 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: April 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Do Not Try This At Home

Hee hee.  I like that last one.

Summary: Why are there no Meredith talking heads? Couple of reasons.
Categories: Episode Related
Characters: Meredith
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1693 Read Count: 897 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 26, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: May 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Meredith speaks her mind

I KNEW Meredith was the mastermind behind the downfall of the Stamford Branch.  Who else could it have been?  Haha.  Very funny stuff.

Summary:

This is a 5-Things story based on my favorite game show.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Crossover
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2011 Read Count: 3416 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 26, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 8
Date: April 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Why can't cardstock be a category?

wow, you got to be on jeopardy?  Okay, I'm officially jealous of you.  And, of course, Pam, because that last one was too perfect.

Author's Response: I'm jealous of Pam too.....lucky gal!

Summary: A fluffy little one-shot inspired by the cold open of Product Recall. Who knew being Dwight wasn't really that bad?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4133 Read Count: 6049 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 27, 2007 Updated: April 27, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 9
Date: April 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A Prankster Master Class

okay so i'm sitting here at my desk, at work, simply...gooshing with fluffy jamness.  And every once in a while I let out a giggle or a squee of delight, and I thank god no one else is here right now.  Thank you.

Summary: Past Featured StoryThis is a transcript of The Newlywed Show, taped in December 2009.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan, Ryan/Kelly, Todd Packer
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7859 Read Count: 12315 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2007 Updated: May 13, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 8
Date: May 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Part I: Five point questions

ooh I love this idea!  Nice job with all the characters.  Very fun.

Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: May 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Part II: Ten-point Questions

love the COPS commercial!