Penname: MrsLloyderineHalpert Real name: Melissa
Member Since: October 31, 2006

Bio:
Oh wow, so I'm back here after over a year of getting caught up in real life.  Hoping to get back into writing now.  I can't wait for the new season!
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Reviews by MrsLloyderineHalpert
Summary:

From a prompt by starblossom56 over at LiveJournal!

Title is pretty self-explanitory.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Other, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1419 Read Count: 2131 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2007 Updated: May 02, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 8
Date: May 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I knew there was something going on between those two!  lol. This was interesting.  I like the last line (okay, and the second to last too!)

Summary:

Pam wakes up feeling not quite herself...


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Humor, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 819 Read Count: 2695 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 07, 2007 Updated: May 07, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 8
Date: May 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love the way Pam reacts to this; and the way Jim reacts to her reaction.  I really hope you do keep this up, I'd like to see where this goes.

Pam Who? by Alex Wert Rated: T [Reviews - 12] 2
Summary:

In which Alex Wert attempts to generate hate mail and death threats. Karen wins. Pam loses. Jim is happy.


Categories: Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1162 Read Count: 3363 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 07, 2007 Updated: May 07, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: May 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

this is so sad!  I hate to even think that Jim would ever forget who Pam was.  This really made me want to cry.

There were a few lines I really loved.  "First-name-to-be-decided-later Danger Halpert" was probably the favorite.  I've already decided my firstborn son's name will be Jakob Danger, so that was really cool.  

Also, "Never once had he called her Beesly".  That was so sad! 



Author's Response:

So I take it you thought this was sad?

I don't think so much forgot, as wasn't expecting it so wasn't on his first list of people who it could have been.  I wanted to make it so that Jim could totally crush Pam's spirits while not intending to or realizing he had done so.

MrsLloyderineHalpert, you are so cool for deciding to give your son the middle name Danger.  (I thought I was the only one who really wanted to do that).  Awesome.

Summary:

The Ladies' Restroom has always been the place for the "official" parties. Here's a behind the scenes look at one of those parties. No men allowed.


Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1969 Read Count: 1782 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 08, 2007 Updated: May 08, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 9
Date: May 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The "official" bridal shower

aw, such fun!  I love all your stories about the Ladies of Dunder-Mifflin and how they have this whole secret office life away from the guys.  I like the stuff about Karen, too.

Author's Response: Thank you! I had to do something to make me like the episode "Phyllis' Wedding". This is what I came up with!

Summary:

Something I came up with on the fly... my take on what everyone was thinking during Pam's speech in Beach Games.

SEMI- SPOILERS FOR BEACH GAMES


Categories: Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1415 Read Count: 3425 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 11, 2007 Updated: May 11, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: May 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Just thinking...

loved them all...except JIM! I mean, I know he probably WAS thinking "I can't" but still...karma sucks.

Summary: Jim and his older sister exchange tape recorded messages while she travels with the Peace Corps.  Post "Beach Day," so spoilers through that.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim
Genres: Angst, Childhood
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 973 Read Count: 1232 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 15, 2007 Updated: May 15, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 7
Date: May 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Just so I know for darn sure...this is Jim's sister he's talking to, right?

Okay, that said.  I love this; I love Jim's conversational ramblings, and I really hope you continue with this soon! 



Author's Response: Ha, yes, it's Jim's sister, though it didn't start that way. Originally she was just a friend, but I didn't want to have to set up a whole backstory for him with some girl that he seems oddly close to. Thanks for the encouragement; I'm glad you like the story.

Summary:

This is about Angela and her thoughts during Beach Day


Categories: Episode Related
Characters: Angela
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2165 Read Count: 2004 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 19, 2007 Updated: May 19, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 7
Date: May 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Campfire

wow.  Such interesting thoughts from Angela.  My favorite part has to be when she's talking about going to hell, and how dwight would fight the devil for her.  Very nice.

Summary:

Summer is here.  Jim and Pam have another Beach Day planned.  JAM future fic. S3 spoilers.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 564 Read Count: 2521 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 20, 2007 Updated: May 20, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 7
Date: May 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

simple, but adorable. :D

Insults by BigFatty Rated: K [Reviews - 4] 1
Summary: Three drabbles I did for a challenge with prompts comprising of insults and endearments. These were my first steps into the world of The Office fanfic, and I hope you enjoy.
Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 284 Read Count: 1221 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2007 Updated: May 23, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 8
Date: May 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

oh my gosh i love that last one!!!


Author's Response: Thank you!!!

Summary: Past Featured Story

I don’t get to kiss you again until our second date, which is three weeks after our first date, which is a year and a half after our other first date.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1172 Read Count: 7935 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 25, 2007 Updated: May 25, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 8
Date: May 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

so happy and...smiley.  I love this:

which is three weeks after our first date, which is a year and a half after our other first date

Summary: This idea has def. already been done but I just wanted to rehash it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1611 Read Count: 15109 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2007 Updated: May 31, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: June 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Casino Night

whew.  You totally just blew away my version of this story.  I like yours.  :P  I think my favorite, though, has to be Roof Date.

Summary:

Impulse - (n) -  Sudden spontaneous inclination or incitement to some usually unpremeditated action.

Jim's crappy taste in movies leads Pam to a sudden and spontaneous inclination.   


Categories: Present, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Travel
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 728 Read Count: 4131 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 01, 2007 Updated: June 01, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 9
Date: June 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i like this a lot so far and i'm dying to see what impulsive thing ms. beesly is up to.  hurry and get to marathon-writing!

Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: September 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Holy crap I love this.  I love Jim's version of "The Game".  Just another way he's the total opposite of Roy. :)

The Wedding by Azlin Rated: K [Reviews - 18] 8
Summary: The Halperts attend a wedding and fluffety-fluff-fluff of the sweetest variety ensues.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Fluff, Married
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Pigtails, Tickle Fights, and Secret Recipes
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1888 Read Count: 3745 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 01, 2007 Updated: June 01, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: June 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Love You This Much

awww.  I love married Jim and Pam.  I love the cat ring-bearer.  And I really love the name "mackenzie halpert"


Author's Response: Thank you! I spent a little longer than I thought I would picking out names, so I'm glad you like it!

Summary:

From the fertile minds of BitterPill, LiberryLady, and TooLateKev come sixteen nouns.
Karen. Dwight. Farm tools. Jewelry. Pleated polyester pants. Legal pads. Jar of pickled beets. Giant pandas at the zoo. Hair curlers. 70s AM radio. "Agree to disagree." Toby/Darryl story based on The Negotiation, a playground, evening, Buckaroo Banzai and... Laffy Taffy.
Honestly, the story just writes itself.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Karen, Kelly, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3342 Read Count: 2110 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 02, 2007 Updated: June 02, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 9
Date: June 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: How Karen fell out of love with Jim

ohhhh!  I think this is my favorite Post-Job story yet!  I love Jim and Dwight working together.  And of course, all the beet stories are fantastic.

Summary: Written for the fraternizing community ficathon on LJ for the prompt of “To die will be an awfully big adventure” - James M Barrie. Five funerals that never happened.

Categories: Other, Present, Past, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Michael, Pam, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3208 Read Count: 2173 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 02, 2007 Updated: June 02, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 8
Date: June 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: five funerals and an interview segment

*sniff* that was so sad; even dwight's and especially pam's.


Author's Response: Thanks - sorry for making you sniffly!

Summary:

“God, Angela would have made an excellent Puritan.”


Categories: Other, Past, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Carol, Creed, Darryl, David Wallace, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Kevin, Madge, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Roy, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7605 Read Count: 22816 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 12, 2007 Updated: June 16, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 6
Date: June 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Unusual Suspects

very interesting...it's been a while since I read "The Crucible".  I like this version better, anyway.  Can't wait to read more!


Author's Response: yeah, I haven't read the Crucible in forever either...because it is boring.  Although I quite enjoy Winona Ryder and Daniel Day Lewis.  Good stuff. ....Be on the look out for more chapters v v soon!

Summary: Set two weeks after "The Job." Ryan returns to Scranton. Will he command respect or just demand it?  Bonus plotline: a post-dumping Jim/Pam vs. Karen storyline gets revealed.
Categories: Present
Characters: Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5645 Read Count: 7978 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 12, 2007 Updated: June 16, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 7
Date: June 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Parking Lot and the Elevator

woah. someone seriously has some resentment towards ryan, and it's not necessarily any of the show's characters.  :)  I want to feel bad for him, but you just won't let me!

Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim blogs on Livejournal...This will be an ongoing story, for as long as I have the patience and inspiration to sustain it.

To try make it more of an interactive experience, any and all comments will be responded to in character as if it is in fact, Jim's Livejournal (from the 8th entry on.)


Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Jim
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: First Days
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5512 Read Count: 28809 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 28, 2007 Updated: September 18, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 6
Date: September 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Day…I don’t know what fucking day it is and I don’t care…

woah.  Jim is scary without Pam in his life.  Hurry, Pamela.  Hurry!


Author's Response: Pamela? She sounds nice...Yeah. I guess I shouldn\'t post drunk. I\'m really a nice guy. A little pathetic, maybe. God, I need a girlfriend. Is this Pam chick a friend of yours?

Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Day 526...

Oh good lord, if UrkelGruie can throw herself at you, I can too, right? Forget this "Pam" person I referred to before...hang in there Jim!  *I'm* a-coming for you!


Author's Response: Okay, maybe I shouldn't get counseling. Here I am, on the verge of throwing myself in front of a train and all of a sudden women are throwing themselves in front of me!  What the hell is going on?!

Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: September 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: Day 528

Better watch it with that robot voice...what goes around comes around (even if it does take several years...)


Author's Response: KIll, Crush, Destroy. Kill, Crush, Destroy...

Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: September 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: Day 530 (Pam Beesly Day)

*sigh*

Even though it basically means I am out of the running to become Mrs. Jim Halpert, I'm happy that you finally found someone you like more than alcohol, Jim.



Author's Response: *Blush* I have to say, I don\'t know what I would have done without your support and encouragement, though. Thanks. Really.

Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 17: Day 1, A.P. (After Pam)

Oh poor Jim.  Fate is a cruel mistress.  If I may give a word of advice.  Engaged ain't married.  Never, ever, ever give up. =D

Author's Response: I think I might have gotten a little carried away. My cousin calls me a "drama queen" which never ceases to amuse him, as he is gay and always teasing me about what a big homo I am...Sigh. He's kind of right, really.

Summary: Past Featured Story

How Jim became a 28-year-old virgin.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11710 Read Count: 22822 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 02, 2007 Updated: August 18, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: August 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Finally

That was ah-may-zing.  Not just the smutty ending (thought that was good too), but everything.  I love the idea of Jim's being a virgin.  While I had never thought of it before, reading this story, I can really see it.  And you did a great job of coming up with various reasons why he never did the deed before his night with Pam.  Karen's I especially liked; her trust issues worked perfectly with it.

Author's Response: Aww, thaks so much for the awesome review!!

Summary: Feature

A glimpse into the instant messaging history of Jim and Pam. Written with the intention of expanding on what we see on the show, as well as to tie up some loose ends. There will be a conversation for each episode through Season 3.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Larissa Halpert, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Challenges: Instant Messaging
Series: None
Chapters: 54 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16909 Read Count: 312451 ePub Downloads: 22
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: December 27, 2016
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: August 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Health Care

oh my gosh.  i love this story.  I love cumulonimbitus of the eye.  Okay, there's a phrase I never thought I'd use.

Author's Response: Yeah, not really in everyday vernacular. Thanks for reviewing!