Penname: emxgoldstars Real name: Emily
Member Since: January 25, 2019

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Hi there! My name is Emily and I'm a late bloomer to The Office. Found the show in 2018 after being shown it by my now step-niece, and my now husband's persistence in watching it. Jam caught my eye right away.

I'm a special education teacher, and a HUGE music fanatic.

Married my Jim on 04.16.2021.


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Reviews by emxgoldstars
Summary: Just a little smutcake before the April 10th re-premiere! Enjoy!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4064 Read Count: 24152 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: April 10, 2008 Updated: April 11, 2008
Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed
Date: April 29, 2022 Title: Chapter 2: ...with Icing on Top

Hi so, fourteen years later and your fic still resonates!

Oh my god, this was just EVERYTHING! I absolutely loved this! You write incredible smut, and the story of this was absolutely perfect!

Author's Response: Thank you so much for taking the time to read this guy so many years after I posted! How fun for me to get the notification! If you enjoyed it, you might like my debut novel, which was published in 2017: ZENN DIAGRAM. (Author name is Wendy Brant) It?s available on Amazon, etc. It?s not super smutty but ? definitely has some romance. Thanks again! Thanks again!

Homecoming by CallieJames Rated: MA [Reviews - 14] 24
Summary: Pam surprises Jim and gets the best "Welcome Home" present she could have expected.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1409 Read Count: 19828 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2008 Updated: November 14, 2008
Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed 1
Date: May 21, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hi, you are probably long gone from MTT, but I needed you to know how AMAZING this OS is! I've been DYING to read a post-Business trip smutty fic! And BOY did you deliver! This was everything!

Summary: Past Featured Story

stories/406/images/mtad.jpgPam Beesly really likes Valentine's Day. Well, mostly.
A look at Valentine's Days through the years with Jim and Pam (from Pam's POV).


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Inner Monologue, Kids/Family, Married, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 25931 Read Count: 47246 ePub Downloads: 17
[Report This] Published: December 09, 2015 Updated: February 20, 2019
Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed 1
Date: May 21, 2021 Title: Chapter 2: Koi no yokan - 2003

Yes, mini-golf pencil context!!

Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed 1
Date: May 21, 2021 Title: Chapter 3: Cwtch - 2004

"You're allowed to be upset about that," something I absolutely LOVED reading that Jim says, and something that needs to be more normalized.

I LOVED THIS CHAPTER, NLM!!!

Poor Roy... and POOR PAM!!

Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed 1
Date: May 21, 2021 Title: Chapter 4: Mamihlapinatapei - 2005

UGH! Poor Jim!

Dammit Roy, ruining everything

Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed 1
Date: May 21, 2021 Title: Chapter 5: Manabamate - 2006

That "best sex of your life" line always makes me CRINGE. Roy has *SUCH* a way with words!

Not.

Another great chapter, NLM! The tension between these two is just so real here. I love it!

Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed
Date: May 21, 2021 Title: Chapter 6: Dor - 2007

Ugh, Pam! Girl!

I love that you're happy, but like, I know you're really not! UGH!

Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed
Date: May 21, 2021 Title: Chapter 7: Forelsket - 2008

Sigh, finally!

FINALLY her first Valentine's Day with Jim!

And BOY this did not disappoint!

Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed
Date: May 21, 2021 Title: Chapter 8: Viraha - 2009

THIS IS SO FLUFFY AND CUTE, OMG!!!!!!!

Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed
Date: May 21, 2021 Title: Chapter 9: Mo chuisle mo chroi - 2010

Aw, the waiting story!!

This one's so fluffy and adorable too! My goodness! I love it!

Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed
Date: May 21, 2021 Title: Chapter 10: Cheiro no Cangote - 2011

"I believed I was promised car sex, not car handjob." ~ That line will never *not* be iconic.

This little bet was adorable! And of course, Jim came out on top on this one (TWSS)!

Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed
Date: May 21, 2021 Title: Chapter 11: Cafune - 2012

This artistic license is perfectly fine!

I love the love he has for her so much! He has such the right words to make her feel better.

And Florida? Booooo!
Although distance makes the heart grow fonder...

Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed
Date: May 21, 2021 Title: Chapter 12: Onsra - 2013

OOF way to tug at my heartstrings again, NLM!

Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed
Date: May 21, 2021 Title: Chapter 13: Odnoliub - 2014

This was one of the first fics I read on the platform back when I first joined. I didn't know how to review or give jellybeans back then, because I just read everything on my phone and all.

But NLM, you deserve ALL of the jellybeans and reviews you get on your fics. Always.

Especially this one. Thank you for all that you do!

Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed 1
Date: May 21, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Yuanfen - 2002

Aw Pam!

Even sans Jim in this chapter, her happiness is SO important (even if it changes later on).

PLUS her starting her new job? Yes!

Summary:

Pam finds herself solo on Valentine's Day and attends a "Singles Only" party with Jim. Set pre-cameras.

singles awareness day banner


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7547 Read Count: 7425 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: February 15, 2018 Updated: February 20, 2021
Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed 1
Date: May 21, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Poor Darryl! That man deserves a hug; of ALL days for your wife to just up-and-leave you, it's Valentine's Day?
I don't blame Pam either. If I had the chance to go and hang with my best co-worker friend (who you lowkey have feelings for), I'd do the same!

Great chapter, NLM!

Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed 1
Date: May 21, 2021 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Ah, a chapter from DM's most accomplished bullshitter (LOVED that line!)
This warmed my heart, but tugged at mine at the same time! Pam removing her engagement ring, having a ball, over to Roy's drunken self and not listening to Pam.

Another great chapter!

Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed 1
Date: May 21, 2021 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Ah, I love me some drunk Jam!

"I liked the way you looked at me when I took off my coat." ~ OOF the feels were strong with this one!

I loved this, loved this, LOVED THIS! I need to know MORE!

Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed 1
Date: May 21, 2021 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

What a great way to end this fic!

The not-so-but-almost sex dream made me GASP. LOUDLY.
"I want you to be happy" Jim, why don't you just shoot me now? That was so PERFECT!

The ending, with her comparing Roy to Jim?? AMAZING!

Yes, Pam. TALK TO HIM!

10/10, NLM. You did it again!

Slow by agian18 Rated: MA [Reviews - 147] 157
Summary: Pam said she wanted to take things slow. So this is how it all goes down (in some cases, quite literally). The aforementioned, multi-chapter, essentially plotless smut-fest that I've been promising. Essentially smut for smut's sake, since we really saw next to nothing on air. Enjoy ;)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 124215 Read Count: 146437 ePub Downloads: 127
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2018 Updated: April 29, 2021
Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed 1
Date: June 19, 2020 Title: Chapter 28: The One With The Proposal

So, I was at work today when Beth messaged me, telling me you posted this. So...allow me to state my exact response to this chapter: "EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME?!"

I've been WAITING for some after-proposal sex that answered why Jim was SOAKED when returning to DM after the "lunch." Come on, we ALL knew it happened.
Yas to dingy gas station bathroom sex!
And EVERYTHING from Jim's POV was *chef's kiss*

And also any mention of "I'm marrying you" or "you're my fiance" AND "I can't wait" literal perfection. Best lines ever.

1000/10

Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed 1
Date: February 22, 2021 Title: Chapter 30: The One with the Tiramisu

This was, without a doubt, SO worth waiting for. I’m honestly speechless by this chapter, and a reread of it will probably not help me to form words.

Amazing. Just, amazing!

And nobody will throw garbage at you for this, can promise you that!

Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed
Date: June 21, 2020 Title: Chapter 29: The One Where Jim is Afraid of Vibrators

Alright so......I’d be afraid of vibrators too if someone tried forcing it up my butt. Dammit, Katy. But this was just asdfghjkl.... Great chapter, AG. Can’t wait for the next one (and it’s alright, I’d be burning my computer after my browser history became nothing but vibrators. you’re not alone)

Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed 1
Date: June 19, 2020 Title: Chapter 27: The One With the Summer Vacation Pt. 3

asdfghjkl.... that's how I'm starting off this review.
1. Apple picking is the cutest summer/fall couple activity ever. I just sat here and swooned over the idea of Jim and Pam at an orchard in the gorgeous late summer weather.
2. Short sundresses. Best thing ever invented, for women to wear in the heat, for men to get ideas of...
3. I highkey thought "Oh God, not in the corn maze" while reading. But also thought, "YAS in the corn maze!"
4. Shower sex. Shower sex. Shower sex. Literally the best sex scenes ever.
5. Loved these summer blurbs. I wish we knew more of what happened canonly during this time.
Great update!

Summary: AU. Pam moves from Scranton to Philly because she scored a new job at a new rising company called Athlead! While out one night celebrating in Philly Pam decides to let lose and enjoy herself only to realize the next day that was with her new boss, President and CEO Jim Halpert.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 71978 Read Count: 46511 ePub Downloads: 18
[Report This] Published: August 28, 2018 Updated: February 04, 2020
Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed 1
Date: October 11, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hi so, this is SUCH a late review set, and I sincerely apologize for it being so late! Back when I first found this fic, I didn’t know how to review or leave jellybeans.

This is one of my favorite fics on MTT EVER. Just everything about it: the story, your writing, the taboo topic of boss and employee dating. This is just *chef’s kiss*!

From the bottom of my heart, I am so sorry to hear about your mother. As someone who lost her MIL before getting married, it’s never easy. I know she’s looking down on you with the biggest smile! d84;a039;

I hope that one day, you’ll find your way back to MTT to complete this fic, whenever that may be!

Your writing is amazing, and you are deeply missed here! d84;a039;d84;a039;

Summary: As WWII rages Jim is sent to England to serve as a fighter pilot. He and Pam send each other letters as conflict arises in the skies above Europe and back on the home front.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 195132 Read Count: 17446 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: April 27, 2019 Updated: July 02, 2023
Reviewer: emxgoldstars Signed 1
Date: May 22, 2020 Title: Chapter 18: Fortress Defense

I see what you did there with that ending. Color
me impressed!
Great chapter! I LOVED seeing Ryan fluster when he knew he was caught. Excited for the next chapter! Great update!

Author's Response: They're in the UK, how could I not? Thanks. I'm glad you liked it and glad to hear from you. The next chapter will be a lot of fun.