Penname: Identitytheftisntajokejim Real name: Melissa
Member Since: March 15, 2019

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Summary: Past Featured StoryMichael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.
Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129795 ePub Downloads: 45
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: April 17, 2007
Reviewer: Identitytheftisntajokejim Signed 1
Date: March 26, 2019 Title: Chapter 3: Anybody making out in here? Not yet, give it time.

GO RYAN! Sorry if I'm late to this site but I kind of dig stories like this and I'm so glad I found this!!!!

Summary: Past Featured Story

Anywhere But Here cover

Role Reversal Challenge: It's May 2006. Jim's wedding is approaching and a lovelorn Pam can't take much more. Starts during Casino Night (or an AU version of it).


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Role Reversal
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 44755 Read Count: 80545 ePub Downloads: 23
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: February 27, 2018
Reviewer: Identitytheftisntajokejim Signed 1
Date: March 23, 2019 Title: Chapter 20: You're floating on a cloud that's beautiful and then

I really enjoyed this! :D

Summary: Jim Halpert knew Pam Beesly wasn't a perfect woman.
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 772 Read Count: 2822 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2008 Updated: April 13, 2008
Reviewer: Identitytheftisntajokejim Signed 1
Date: March 24, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I really liked this!

Summary: Reposted - Something is wrong with Pam's mother. She tries to handle it without Jim by her side. Set Post Negotiation.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Kids/Family, Married, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 37133 Read Count: 23469 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: February 11, 2011 Updated: February 11, 2011
Reviewer: Identitytheftisntajokejim Signed 1
Date: March 18, 2019 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I’m only on chapter two but I just want to say I just found out my mom has breast cancer and Jim and Pam’s relationship is basically like mine except he was Pam and I was Jim. So if I’m not crying by the end of this it will be a miracle. I loveee the story so far. I like the Karen calling him out. Continuing to read now. Thank you for the story!

Fifteen Months by Deedldee Rated: MA [Reviews - 13] 12
Summary: Fully reposted and completed. May 2007-August 2008. Closely related one shots from the week after they started dating to the proposal.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Kids/Family, Married, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44471 Read Count: 48360 ePub Downloads: 19
[Report This] Published: February 16, 2011 Updated: February 22, 2011
Reviewer: Identitytheftisntajokejim Signed
Date: March 18, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: May 2007

I loved this so much!

Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim and Pam's first date and the ensuing weekend. Set after The Job. My second attempt at taking on the topic.

Final edit 11/11/17: Broken into shorter chapters. Now with 75% less cringe, 100% more realism, and a bit lighter on the smut than before.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 41323 Read Count: 116097 ePub Downloads: 61
[Report This] Published: August 22, 2017 Updated: November 11, 2017
Reviewer: Identitytheftisntajokejim Signed 1
Date: March 16, 2019 Title: Chapter 20: To Infinity and Beyond

Why did it have to end why couldn’t this be like a million words. So good. Seriously good. I loved it!!

Summary:

Submitted for the 2018 Halloween competition

Jim listens to Pam ask the kids to put on their shoes, remind them to get their folders from the homework basket, inquire if they remembered to put a snack in their backpacks. Since October 2007 (before that, if he’s really honest with himself) Halloween has never been ‘just another day’ with Pam, but here she is in 2018 with no costume, no theme, and no expectations of him. He’s left feeling unsettled and...more than a little disappointed. 

readers choice runner up

 

halloween dundies


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Kids/Family, Married, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Halloween Writing Contest 2018
Series: Halloween Writing Contest 2018
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4459 Read Count: 1522 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: October 31, 2018 Updated: October 31, 2018
Reviewer: Identitytheftisntajokejim Signed 1
Date: March 15, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Omg I loved this. Sooo sweet and cute.

Author's Response: Thanks so much! This one was so fun to write!

Moving on? by Lizby Rated: MA [Reviews - 28] 24
Summary: It was in that moment that she realized that he had truly moved on. That Jim Halpert didn't love her anymore. Which also led her to another realization, it was time for her to move on as well. Season 3 AU, set after Ben Franklin.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 17538 Read Count: 8509 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: January 12, 2019 Updated: November 03, 2019
Reviewer: Identitytheftisntajokejim Signed 1
Date: March 25, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I really like this! Definitely on Team Pam. Jim was acting like such a jerk during this time. Can't wait to read the next chapter!

Reviewer: Identitytheftisntajokejim Signed 1
Date: April 05, 2019 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

I reallllyyyy like this. Can't wait to read what's next!

Rebound by warrior4 Rated: T [Reviews - 42] 48
Summary: AU to the ending of "Benihana Christmas." Yes, another one, but hey it's fun.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Danny Cordray, Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Holiday, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16189 Read Count: 12836 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: March 21, 2019 Updated: April 11, 2019
Reviewer: Identitytheftisntajokejim Signed 1
Date: March 21, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Secret Thoughts

Can't wait to read the next chapter. I liked it a lot. :)

Author's Response: Thank you. Should be a fun story to explore.

Reviewer: Identitytheftisntajokejim Signed 1
Date: April 02, 2019 Title: Chapter 3: Courage

Omg I laughed out loud when I read the last word. I really liked it!

Author's Response: Thanks. I'm glad you're enjoying this so much.

Summary:

The only thought fixed in his mind is how easy he and Pam have landed into that comforting, exciting place of banter and pranks and how he never ever wants to leave it again.

Pam is jinxed and Jim knows he has to take this chance. 

Set during season 3. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Jinx, Buy Me Another Coke
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2339 Read Count: 2549 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2019 Updated: April 01, 2019
Reviewer: Identitytheftisntajokejim Signed 1
Date: April 01, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I liked this a lotttt :)

Author's Response: Thank you!