Penname: boredhswf Real name:
Member Since: January 18, 2020

Bio:

2 a.m. and I'm still awake, writing
if I get it all down on paper, it's no longer inside of me
threatening the life it belongs to

 


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Roses by NeverEnoughJam Rated: K+ [Reviews - 34] 24
Summary: Past Featured StoryThere's a reason Meredith gets drunk on Valentine's Day, and it's not the obvious one. Spoilers through "Phyllis' Wedding".
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Meredith
Genres: Holiday, Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1696 Read Count: 3210 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 12, 2007 Updated: February 12, 2007
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: January 22, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Roses

This is so emotional and painful and powerful. What an incredible, insightful piece of writing. My heart absolutely aches for Meredith. Thank you for writing this.

Summary:

stories/406/images/MTT-5TKK-small.jpgIt's not that Karen didn't see the signs, she just chose to ignore them...

Vignettes take place either during or close to episodes, including a post-Cocktails vignette.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1253 Read Count: 4741 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 10, 2007 Updated: March 10, 2007
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: May 12, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I know this is an older one of yours but I recently found it (random stories maybe?)and I really, really love it. d84;a039;

Author's Response: Thanks for reading and commenting! Yes this was like the 2nd fic I ever wrote but I’m still pretty fond of it 

Hope by nomadshan Rated: M [Reviews - 43] 44
Summary: Past Featured StoryGreat Depression AU.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Holiday, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22191 Read Count: 32380 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: September 24, 2007 Updated: September 24, 2007
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: October 29, 2021 Title: Chapter 16: May 1990

I will never not love this story.

Layover by Annabel Winslow Rated: MA [Reviews - 131] 70 New!
Summary: Jim's path crosses Pam's on an overseas flight.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16120 Read Count: 30629 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: April 27, 2011 Updated: March 17, 2024
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: February 02, 2021 Title: Chapter 10: Demolition

Nine years later and I am still hoping against hope for an update someday. This is one of those genius fics that stays with you, that you think about for days or that sneaks up on you unexpectedly in the random stories. I would love it if you would finish it, but I am also thankful for the parts that we got.

Slow by agian18 Rated: MA [Reviews - 147] 157
Summary: Pam said she wanted to take things slow. So this is how it all goes down (in some cases, quite literally). The aforementioned, multi-chapter, essentially plotless smut-fest that I've been promising. Essentially smut for smut's sake, since we really saw next to nothing on air. Enjoy ;)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 124215 Read Count: 146465 ePub Downloads: 127
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2018 Updated: April 29, 2021
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: June 19, 2020 Title: Chapter 28: The One With The Proposal

Like, how though?
How did you take an already perfect proposal and MAKE IT BETTER? Seriously, I never thought gas station bathroom sex would be so hot.

But here we are.

The candles and lingerie and the discussion afterwards? SO GOOD.

Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: June 18, 2020 Title: Chapter 27: The One With the Summer Vacation Pt. 3

Yaaasss, I woke up to this delightful surprise this morning.

Ok, but first of all... I just love, love, love your taking Jim’s lack of control around her wearing skirts to a whole new level. It’s an absolute fave.

Then, you decide to tie in one of my favorite exchanges in ‘I’ve heard you exclaim.’ and now I will forever associate that scene with sundresses and ladders and corn mazes. So, thank you for that. ;)

THEN you use the ‘for balance’ line and I just loved it even more.

Slow is the gift that keeps on giving and I’m definitely here for it.

Nonverbal by BigTuna Rated: MA [Reviews - 14] 30
Summary: Past Featured StoryIn which Jim and Pam work through their communication issues...in a way. A sexy way. A reimagining of the S3 episode The Return.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4493 Read Count: 4736 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2018 Updated: May 27, 2018
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: April 24, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I know this is an older story, relatively speaking, but I just wanted to say it is an all time favorite of mine. Spot on, perfect interpretation of what I SO wish had happened! Anyway, thank you for this BT.

Author's Response: Thank YOU! I love this one. How could they not have developed an entire language based just on expressions and body language, especially considering how Jim is incredibly expressive and Pam can’t hide an emotion? Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Summary:

It's been a while since Pam's been on a date. Good thing Jim's there talks her through her first few attempts. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Danny Cordray, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23434 Read Count: 11941 ePub Downloads: 19
[Report This] Published: June 05, 2018 Updated: November 07, 2018
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: August 27, 2021 Title: Chapter 4: Break My Fall

“His gaze lingered a little longer this time. “I just got you back,” he said quietly.”

I mean, can you not please? (Also, please never, never stop)

I’ve decided that when I’m rereading things now and a line makes me stop and whisper, ‘oh, she did not just do that to me’, I’m just going to share it with you. Deal?

Summary: It's 1963 and West Scranton High's new math teacher Jim Halpert has a secret. When it rears its ugly head and puts both him and librarian Pam Beesly in danger, how will he react? Will they be able to outrun his dangerous past or will his enemies catch up to him, once and for all?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Suspense
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 43374 Read Count: 14954 ePub Downloads: 32
[Report This] Published: July 04, 2018 Updated: August 21, 2020
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: March 20, 2020 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Oh man, I'm really getting into this! You always write the physical tension between them wonderfully.

Author's Response: Thank you! One of the most fun things to write, for sure. I hope you keep enjoying it!

Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: April 24, 2020 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Ugh. This is so delightfully wonderful. You write their intimate moments so perfectly. Can't wait for the next chapter!

Author's Response: Thank you! I like having them in a tiny cabin with little to do but be intimate in one way or another. :) I hope to have the next chapter up soon! Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Summary:

What will Pam and Jim take to remember the other when Jim goes to Stamford? And who will influence their separation along the way? And why am I feeling the need for some angsty-ness?

Starts out between Season 2/3 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, In Stamford, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12151 Read Count: 4440 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: September 21, 2018 Updated: January 04, 2021
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: January 05, 2021 Title: Chapter 6: His II

The goddamn box indeed. It hurts in the best way possible. Do you know you write hurting Jim in such a way that it causes me like physical pain? Because you do.
But also never, ever stop.
That last paragraph...how dare you.

Summary: “Karen, I don’t even have his phone number. It’s been four years since we last saw each other. When we broke up.” Pam emphasizes this last part as if Karen needs the reminder of her best friend’s personal history. “It’s not like… Look, I’m not going to fall in love with him again.”  
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 111518 Read Count: 28022 ePub Downloads: 31
[Report This] Published: November 09, 2018 Updated: July 30, 2023
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: May 28, 2020 Title: Chapter 11: Nothing is as it has been and I miss your face like hell

So. As I was rereading this epic masterpiece at 3am it occurred to me that I had never left a review. Probably because I’m very late to the party around here but whatever. Anyway, I have only cried a handful of times in my life at a fanfic but I legit cried, embarrassingly so, several times durning this one. Allow me to recap the points of my mental breakdowns:

“It was a Thursday night in March.”

“Do you think we broke each other?” When Karen’s head tips to the side, Pam knows she’s buying time, not genuinely confused. But she continues anyway, “Jim. And me. Did we break each other?”

“That thing you’ve always done. Stand in a room full of people and look at her like you’ve never seen a woman before.”

Yep, I lost it. Alone. In the dark. In the middle of the night.

“Okay, you’re getting cut off.” Karen ceremoniously moved the wine bottle to the floor. “You say ‘fuck’ a lot when you get twisted.” —That is the moment I officially fell in love with Karen.

So in conclusion, you have ruined all stories for me going forward and I am tempted to never write anything again because clearly this is the best there is.

Seriously, DC this is perfect and beautiful and painful and I never want it to end. If it takes several months to get to read about the third date, it will be worth it. Thank you for sharing your talent with us.

Summary: Past Featured Story

The summer she calls off her wedding, she spins a little bit out of control.

An AU that could be considered canon if you drink enough wine and squint your eyes just so.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Other, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12691 Read Count: 7741 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: February 07, 2019 Updated: March 07, 2019
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: February 15, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: I'll Never Let You Sweep Me Off My Feet

I’m just here on like my 8th or 9th reread (hell, I lost track honestly) and I just wanted to document that this will forever and always be one of my favorite lines in all of fanfic, and that’s saying something:
““Did you mean it?” He could be asking in reference to a million things but she’s pretty sure right now he’s only thinking about one thing and she laughs fully because it’s comforting to know that no matter how much she loves him and how perfect her fantasy of him is, at base, he’s still very much a man just like every other man.“

God, Coley this is such a damn classic. Please never, ever stop providing the universe with such immeasurable talent.

Summary: As WWII rages Jim is sent to England to serve as a fighter pilot. He and Pam send each other letters as conflict arises in the skies above Europe and back on the home front.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 195132 Read Count: 17447 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: April 27, 2019 Updated: July 02, 2023
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: June 12, 2020 Title: Chapter 19: Songs from Home

I'm finally getting caught up with this one and it is quite the epic story you have written, Warrior! I am blown away at your commitment to detail about this era, the little nuances you've chosen to include are fantastic. It makes the story richer. I adore the letters , in fact, I think they are my favorite part.
Amazing job and I am looking forward to the next update.

Author's Response: Thank you so much boredswf! Coming from you and your own fantastic historical AU, this is high praise. I was kind of hoping you'd find your way to this one and was looking forward to hearing what you had to say. I think I've told you this before, but military history is a bit of a hobby of mine. It's been fun to indulge that while also weaving in The Office. I hope I can continue to keep up the quality. 

Cosa Nostra by Coley Rated: M [Reviews - 67] 84
Summary: “This life of ours, this is a wonderful life. If you can get through life like this, hey, that’s great. But it’s very, very unpredictable. There are so many ways you can screw it up.”

Jim and Pam are going to screw everything up. Starting with rule number one: Never fall in love.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance, Steamy, Suspense, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Secondary Character Death, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 33269 Read Count: 5961 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: June 03, 2019 Updated: August 31, 2020
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: September 01, 2020 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

I was SO STINKIN’ EXCITED. To see this updated, you have no idea. I love Mafia Jim so much.
I am quite literally entranced by this story and of course, your writing is flawless. You make it seem so effortless to have this underlying tension while having them still be very much in character but also realistically in this unviverse. The threats they face, while not shown implicitly, still fill the atmosphere with their violence. The way you have shaped Jim’s character is so very on par with how I see him and I love the little nuanced ways we get to see that.
Anyway, you know I’m absolutely terrible at reviews but, Coley, this story is such a masterpiece.

How Not To by agian18 Rated: M [Reviews - 112] 99
Summary:

Meeting in an unusual place in life, a broken Jim and Pam try their best to put the pieces of their lives back together while not falling apart and back down the hole that they're trying to help one another out of.

Based on the song "How Not To" by Dan + Shay, because do I *ever* write something that *isn't* based on a song? 


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Drug Use/Abuse, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 69192 Read Count: 12651 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2019 Updated: November 20, 2020
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: March 20, 2020 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

Okay, so I've hesitated reading this one, despite the fact that your writing is always delightful, because the subject matter hit pretty close to home with some family members. I'm so glad I finally did. It is perfectly done, both in the depths of their struggles as well as the constraints of the qualities of their characters. I can't wait to read more!

Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: May 25, 2020 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14

There’s so much to love about this chapter. The Lost references (I’m in the middle of my own rewatch), the green nail polish, everything. Also, Karen/Larisa/Pam/Jim sleepovers are a new favorite thing, and THAT’S a sentence I never thought I’d write.

Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: November 23, 2020 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15

"lord help me to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can, and the goddamn patience to not snap dwight schrutes neck, amen" I CACKLED

"directly deposited to the nearest Dunkin’ because I was making twice a day appearances to remain an approachable human being." I mean, of course?

“Hey. We’re each other’s narks, remember? If I see you slipping, I’m getting you the hell out of there. You do the same for me. Agreed?” --- this is probably my favorite thing about this story. THIS.

I was so excited you picked this story to update because I love it so much and it did not disappoint.

Kind of Reckless by Coley Rated: MA [Reviews - 32] 47
Summary:

It's the kind of reckless that should send them running, but they know they won't get far.

She's known him most of her life, but this summer Pam sees Jim in a completely different way.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22738 Read Count: 9075 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: September 04, 2019 Updated: May 24, 2020
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: May 25, 2020 Title: Chapter 3: One restless summer we found love growing wild

This story is just the gift that keeps on giving. Seriously, I had to reread it from the beginning before I read the update...for science, of course.
I do love Farmer Jim so very much but I really, really love this Pam too. Please never stop writing, Coley.

Author's Response: Listen, fanfic science is my favorite science, so I 100% understand the need to go back and re-read things sometimes ;) I am SO glad that you love this Pam because while I knew it was a gamble to make her a little (maybe a lot) more confident, I really love her like this too. Thank you so much for reading, I appreciate it!

Summary:

After the events of Casino Night, Pam is adrift and Jim is anchored. 

A spin on early Season 3 that relies far too heavily on nautical imagery and references to Titanic... 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: In Stamford
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24362 Read Count: 14952 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: November 22, 2019 Updated: February 16, 2020
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: March 03, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I’m finally getting a chance to read this and oh, how I wish this was how Season 3 actually went! I really like Karen and this would have been a much better role for her. This was wonderfully written and I enjoyed it very much!

Author's Response: It’s so nice to hear you enjoyed it. Canon-Karen was not my favorite, but boy do I love her as a friend in fic. Thanks so much for taking the time to review! 

Summary:

It's 1995 and 16 year old Pam thinks she has everything figured out. All she wants is to be an artist, find a nice boy to fall in love with, and continue to think that everything happens for a reason.

The summer after her 16th birthday everything comes crashing down. Pam's life as she knew it begins to change. The perfect cocoon of a life she had originally had begins to crumble.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy
Genres: Childhood, Fluff, Inner Monologue
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Another Decade
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21168 Read Count: 25699 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: February 05, 2020 Updated: June 09, 2023
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: April 14, 2022 Title: Chapter 30: Wednesday, April 14, 1999

With this entire fic, you have captured that college mindset so well.

And this chapter…oh, how that first baby changes everything! That simultaneous feeling of your life being “over” but also just beginning. You have absolutely expressed all of those doubts and questions and fears (as a woman) so succinctly and beautifully here. Just lovely.

Summary: All she did was ask him to proofread a paper for art class.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5814 Read Count: 3637 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: March 01, 2020 Updated: March 01, 2020
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: March 01, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was delightfully wicked in all the right ways.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Pam's father is leaving her mother. Somehow, Jim is to blame.

Set Season 3, sometime after The Merger.

(Don't ask me why I took a perfect canon moment, put it in Season 3 & sprinkled in some angst, but I did...)


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3969 Read Count: 1699 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 20, 2020 Updated: March 20, 2020
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: March 21, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yes, please! You should absolutely keep writing smut and everything that goes with it. I loved this twist on the sweet things he said to her father. I’m also a sucker for them being ‘caught’ so the part with Dwight was perfect.

Author's Response: Oh thank you! I’m glad to hear you liked it. I was worried the Dwight part would be too awkward, so it’s nice to hear it was appreciated. 

Summary: Forced into quarantine together, Jim and Pam find interesting ways to cope. Set mid-Season 2. Rated MA for language and sexual content.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26835 Read Count: 18130 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2020 Updated: April 22, 2020
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed
Date: April 20, 2020 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

I really enjoyed this! I can't wait to see how it is wrapped up.

Author's Response: Thank you! The conclusion is up now :)

Summary: One night in Stamford, Jim finds himself receiving a phone call from the one person he has been trying to forget, but when he picks up, Jim finds his feelings for Pam renewed. With a hundred and fifty miles between them and the inability to see one another, both Pam and Jim finds themselves avoiding the question of whether dreams can be made a reality until one of the branches finally closes down and life throws a new set of circumstances their way. Season 3 AU starts after Gay Witch Hunt. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4266 Read Count: 1530 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2020 Updated: April 10, 2020
Reviewer: boredhswf Signed 1
Date: April 10, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I’m loving this so far! His name for her on his phone was hilarious. Can’t wait to read more.

Author's Response: I am so happy to hear that and I am glad you thought that. Thank you so much.