Penname: Swedge Real name:
Member Since: November 22, 2006

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Summary:

Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 109602 Read Count: 338200 ePub Downloads: 39
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed
Date: April 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Kiss the Bobble Head

That was funny and I can tell you had fun writing that last part with Jim and Pam. :)

Author's Response: What are you doing wasting time reading my crap and writing reviews! It is time for another chapter of Betrothal, Courtship, Vanquish! Priorities! Priorities!!!

Summary: Another Bad! Fic entry, this time in the Pure Smut division.  My hope is that this story is SO bad that parents will force their teens to read it in order to prevent them from gittin' it on.   Guaranteed to kill your sex drive!
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Oneshot, Parody, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 319 Read Count: 7030 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2007 Updated: March 17, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed
Date: March 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Birth Control in written form.

That was pretty funny. Especially the winkie/birth canal line.

Author's Response: I am very fond of that line, myself.  

Summary: A post cocktails story in response to the bad fic challenge.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 431 Read Count: 2202 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 19, 2007 Updated: March 19, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed
Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

What the hell? That was bizarrely amusing.  The weird thing is I want to know what happens next.

Number 4 by bitterpill Rated: M [Reviews - 16] 6
Summary: Past Featured Story

Some steamy fun with Jim and Pam.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 350 Read Count: 4309 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 07, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed 10
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

You could have a popular series if you keep going with the other numbers. The Pama Sutra. :)

Summary: Past Featured StoryGould won't... communicate with Jan. Five conversations that answer the question: Why Michael?

Categories: Other
Characters: Michael/Jan
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 662 Read Count: 2234 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed 10
Date: April 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was very interesting and different. Hmm what could be going on during the third conversation. ;)

Author's Response:

Hmm...WHAT could Jan be doing? ;)

Thanks for reviewing! 

  

Hurricane by hoosabrat Rated: K+ [Reviews - 13] 7
Summary:

Jim needs a second opinion about a song he heard.

Based on a challenge from the TWoP forums to write something based on the line, "You don't do it on purpose but you make me shake." General season 3 spoilers.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 723 Read Count: 1967 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: April 18, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed 10
Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hurricane

Oh I see how it is. You're going to do the story the proper way. :) It was sweet and well written, good job.


Author's Response:

LOL!  Well, it was either this or secondrink's bobblehead version, but I figured I ought to give him/her (?) a chance to write it first!  XD

Thanks!

Summary:

My Mom wants Jim and Pam together right now. If you are Pro-Karen, DO NOT READ! Mom’s so JAMMY she’s suggested they have hot sex on Karen’s casket…

There may be spoilers. My Mom knows all, sees all.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Karen
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1772 Read Count: 4198 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 19, 2007 Updated: April 19, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed
Date: April 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....

Dark but funny, you made me laugh.

Michael can't resist playing with the baler and Karen is passed out drunk nearby after an office party.

Dwight is determined to show Toby that throwing stars are not a danger and shouldn't be confiscated, so he flings one randomly across the room which hits Karen between the eyes. 

Pam tells Jim she loves him. Karen overhears and steps between them trying to stop Jim from going nearer to Pam. Karen dies from a grape soda bottle to the head. 

Karen's foot gets stuck in a deep puddle. She asks Pam for help. Pam gets an extension cord and a toaster instead. 



Author's Response: Swedge, I think you have a second career ahead of you. Call Greg Daniels and tell him you're available for writing plot points!

Reviewer: Swedge Signed 10
Date: April 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....

I meant to add that I really liked number 16.


Author's Response: Noted.

Disclaimer by Maybe Once Rated: M Round robin [Reviews - 34] 5
Summary:

In the interest of honesty, I humbly propose some new warnings and disclaimers for rated MA fanfic.

ROUND ROBIN: any writer can add a chapter! What do YOU think our readers should be warned about?  Oh, and remember to put your name on your chapter so we can offer you appropriate adulation.

 


Categories: Other
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 926 Read Count: 7946 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed 10
Date: April 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Do Not Try This At Home

This was amusing. Good use of the word "squick". I don't have enough to add my own chapter though.

JELLYBEANS by Mr Bill Rated: T [Reviews - 4] 2
Summary: Jim's hungering for a familiar snack!
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1995 Read Count: 2643 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 28, 2007 Updated: April 28, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed 9
Date: April 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: JELLYBEANS

Nice. I look forward to reading more from you.


Author's Response: Thanks.   I am working on something new, but I have to check with my editor first.

Summary:

There once was a knight of the ancient family Halpert. He did battle for the hand of the maiden Beasley.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 33203 Read Count: 37213 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 29, 2007 Updated: September 25, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed 10
Date: April 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - A plague drove him forth

This was fun, keep it up. I'm not sure if this was your intent but it reminded me so far of Bernard Cornwell.


Author's Response: I've never actually read Cornwell. He writes the Sharpe's books, right? About the Napoleonic War? I may be getting him confused with Frobisher. Both writers are popular with my Dad so I'll tell him you said so. It'll make his week!

Summary: Past Featured StoryThis is a transcript of The Newlywed Show, taped in December 2009.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan, Ryan/Kelly, Todd Packer
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7859 Read Count: 12313 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2007 Updated: May 13, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed 10
Date: May 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Part I: Five point questions

That was fun again. :)

One small typo: Dwight said "bad" when you probably meant "band" halfway down. No matter how many times we proofread, stuff always sneaks through. I've been there.

You can change the title to Game easily, just edit it. 



Author's Response: Thanks for the typo catch.  I'm just gonna keep the title as is, no point in correcting it now, really.

Reviewer: Swedge Signed 10
Date: May 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Part I: Five point questions

Good job, that was fun.


Author's Response: Thanks!

Summary: Past Featured StoryThis was submitted for the Office Fiction Writers Challenge. Kevin Malone decides to try his hand at creative writing.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Kevin
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Office Fiction Writers
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 513 Read Count: 2304 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 17, 2007 Updated: June 17, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed 10
Date: June 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was great, real funny. I hope you some day do more stuff from Kevin's point of view.

Summary: Jim held a Poker Party on Valentine's Day of 2006 and invited Kelly Kapoor. The results were a bit surprising.
Categories: Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Katy, Jim/Other, Kelly/Other, Mark, Oscar, Phyllis/Bob Vance
Genres: Humor, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Valentine Poker
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7459 Read Count: 7849 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 17, 2007 Updated: July 14, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed 9
Date: July 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Phyllis

"In or out", hah.  Phyllis, Phyllis, Phyllis. There's so much lurking under her matronly exterior.

Author's Response:

Well, Bob Vance does seem to be pretty fond of her, so she's got something going on, right?  When she came out with that line about "eye-candy" and her list, well...wow.

Thanks for reading and reviewing, Swedge! 

Summary: Whether you love or hate what Andy Bernard chooses to be, you have to wonder if he's always been that way. He has.  This is a multi-chapter backstory on Andy Bernard. All chapters are stand-alone. The 'T' rating is for references to alcohol and minor suggestive adult themes.

Categories: Other, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Karen
Genres: Childhood, Humor, In Stamford, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4703 Read Count: 6160 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 22, 2007 Updated: July 08, 2008
Reviewer: Swedge Signed 10
Date: June 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Andy Bernard is NOT The Kid

That was oddly sweet.  A good read. 

Author's Response: Thanks, Swedge!  I do have a lot of sympathy for The Kid, since sometimes my kids do the things on Andy's list...Let's just say that I can really relate to Andy's mom.  Thanks for reviewing!

Summary:

It's Valentines Day. Creed has been invited to a poker party. Now if he could just find it....


Categories: Episode Related
Characters: Creed, Ensemble
Genres: Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: Valentine Poker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4455 Read Count: 1278 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 25, 2007 Updated: June 25, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed 10
Date: June 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Turn Back, Ye of Weak Heart

That was fun and it was good to see a story do something different.

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim passes on the family tradition in 55 words
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Challenges: Daddy Jim, 55
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 426 Read Count: 35375 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 01, 2007 Updated: May 02, 2008
Reviewer: Swedge Signed
Date: July 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: 55

These are cute. Gotta love "daddy man halpert."


Author's Response: :) Thanks!

Summary: Was Pam entirely truthful in The Secret when Jim confessed his "old" crush? This is how I would have liked it to go.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56 Read Count: 3377 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 08, 2007 Updated: July 08, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed 10
Date: July 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Tell The Real Truth, Pam

Hah, You could feel Pam's shock.


Author's Response:

And if only Pam could have realized her thoughts in a flash like this and not in a...I don't know, what's the slowest thing you can think of? 

It's annoying that she just deflected everything - "I thought that maybe you did".  How difficult would it have been to give the teeniest bit of acknowledgment?  Although, I suppose when she said "just 'cause we like got along so well", maybe that was that little bit of acknowledgment.  Maybe Jim could have said something to that which could have changed things.  See?  Now I'm going to be thinking about that.  I'm probably way too obsessed.

Thanks for reviewing, Swedge! 

Such a Ditz by larrymcg Rated: K [Reviews - 8] 4
Summary:

Ryan hears strange noises in the middle of the night.

This was submitted for the Kelly's Revenge challenge.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ryan/Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Kelly's Revenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 615 Read Count: 1650 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 08, 2007 Updated: July 08, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed 10
Date: July 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Fun story, and that was a hell of an answering machine message.

Summary: Past Featured StoryIt's about damn time -- not only for Pam & Jim to go on a date, but for me to get in on this whole fanfic writing thing. I hear it's the next big thing.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 5322 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2007 Updated: July 10, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed 10
Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Cute and surprising. They are hard to do, aren't they? I'm glad to see something by you.


Author's Response: Thanks, swedge.  Do I get to learn the secret handshake now?

Summary: Past Featured Story

While MTT was down for a brief time one night, I wrote a couple 55 word fics in the TWOP thread about Jim and Pam reading fanfic. I will likely continue this as a long running series, referencing my favorite stories and also newer stories as they come about.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1180 Read Count: 51831 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2007 Updated: October 04, 2013
Reviewer: Swedge Signed 10
Date: July 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: MTT is Down...

This series has grown on me. Really fun, good job.

Summary:

Alternate elevator ride in The Secret.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 57 Read Count: 4905 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2007 Updated: July 12, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed 10
Date: July 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was sweet. Why do I have the feeling "the urge is overwhelming" also applies to your need to get this out of your system?

Summary:

The little things were threatening to drive him insane.... a few 55-word chapters on learning to live with the one you love.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 285 Read Count: 14143 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2007 Updated: July 14, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed 10
Date: July 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: And so it goes...

Aww he got a scare there that put things in perspective. Sweet.


Author's Response: Yeah, let's just hope it was her car and not his....else he might have had a different reaction.  ;-)

Summary:

A while back, Maybe Once wrote a story called Bad/Fic , in which Dwight's cousin Mose met Lonny (the Seamonster) and ickyness ensued.

Maybe Once didn't realize that the story of Mose and the Seamonster is actually one of epic love. It all starts in Mose's early days on the Schrute Beet Farm...

 

 


Categories: Past, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Mose, Other
Genres: Childhood, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1043 Read Count: 876 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 20, 2007 Updated: July 20, 2007
Reviewer: Swedge Signed 10
Date: July 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Mose and the Seamonster, an Epic Love Story

Yep. Plenty disgusting.  We need to design a shame desk chair for stories like this.

Author's Response:

I'll wear my Skeevy Little Perv crown as I sit at the Desk Chair of Fanfic Shame.  Woe is me.

Did you see larrymcg's latest chapter?  Pam and Jim say Eww at this story.  I don't know why.  This is clearly the sweetest, nicest, most normal love story ever.  Mose and Lonny the Seamonster need a celebrity name now.

Thanks for reading (again) and reviewing!