Bio:
Wife, mother (of children, not dragons, generally). Hopeless romantic, massive JAM shipper.
Also present on FanFiction.Net under the same name, where I wrote a fair number of stories for Bones, which for over ten years was the TV love of my life. Until now.
I’m still fairly new to The (US) Office, but as a Brit, I was really into the UK version and wasn’t too sure about this upstart US reboot, even with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant’s input. I’d seen a few episodes over the years, knew vaguely about the Jim/Pam storyline and that there was chemistry, but not really clicked on how good it was, and as for the rest, the little I’d seen? Well, Craig Robinson is Doug Judy in B99 to me, Rashida Jones - Ann Perkins in Parks and Rec; and I didn’t even know that Ellie Kemper and Ed Helms had been in it for several seasons, let alone James Spader and CATHERINE TATE?! Then I binge-watched it all the way through early in UK lockdown in Spring 2020 and suddenly it all clicked, and I fell hard for JAM. Really hard.
I’ve now watched some episodes several times, but I’m following via the Office Ladies podcast, so I’m really getting into the detail of the show itself as well as the love story.
In real life I have my own Jim (although his name isn’t Jim and he doesn’t work in paper, but he is lovely), two teenagers, a naughty Beagle and a cheeky Jack Russell. I work in the IT Industry.
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Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129817 ePub Downloads: 45
Date: August 27, 2023 Title: Chapter 13: I think when I like someone again, I'll just kinda know.
I know this was written some years ago, but thought deserved a review. On the one hand this was brilliantly written and very absorbing, but I also wasted over an hour of my life for Pam and RYAN?! That’s should have had a warning! Absolutely abhorrent as an end for me I’m afraid (I should have seen it coming) Congrats on the excellent writing though. JAM FOREVER!
Michael’s leaning forward on his elbows, staring at her across his desk. “That was definitely heroic and, if I may say so, romantical of you. Well done.” While he shoots her what is meant to be a congratulatory grin, Pam stares down at the teal glass shards in her laps, still clutching the ice pack, trying desperately to pretend that the tears have stopped.
Post-Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14657 Read Count: 13585 ePub Downloads: 3
Date: July 11, 2022 Title: Chapter 4: Days Go By
Nooooooo, such a shame this was never finished, it was so well written!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Humor, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 76608 Read Count: 29391 ePub Downloads: 4
Date: November 16, 2021 Title: Chapter 11: You drew me out from slavery to freedom by all those paths, by all those means that were within your power
Gutted this story has been abandoned. Absolutely brilliant fun to read. And I want to know how it turns out!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1171 Read Count: 1827 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: February 18, 2023 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This is really good. It’s a shame you didn’t write more, but this stands well on its own.
MEMBER'S CHOICE TOP NOMINEE - Jim and Pam must interact in network sponsored live chats to promote their documentary. Angst (and maybe some smut) ensue.
Story now complete.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51174 Read Count: 147757 ePub Downloads: 48
Date: August 09, 2020 Title: Chapter 23: Squee!!!!!
Just read this in 2 long sittings. This is a fabulous story, so well written. :)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35249 Read Count: 40760 ePub Downloads: 5
Date: February 24, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue (or: Jim Has An Idea)
I LOVED the first one of these. I’ve read it multiple times. Didn’t realise you’d written a sequel, which I found this morning, slightly randomly. And it’s awesome, and I’m guessing we are heading for a proposal. But I get to August and then I’m saying out loud:
“Where’s the ‘next’ button?”
PLEASE come back and finish this. It is so well written and just hits all the right shipper spots!
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2246 Read Count: 2836 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: November 30, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
What an under-appreciated story. I absolutely loved this. So sweet, and well written.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Other, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Married, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19046 Read Count: 17059 ePub Downloads: 4
Date: January 09, 2023 Title: Chapter 5: Be whatever you like, you're my redhead.
I congratulate you on a beautifully written story. I’m afraid it’s not for me though, Ryan is a douche and I’m too much of a Jam shipper to ever be able to see Pam with him, however well written. I also think Kelly would make a much greater nuisance of herself!
Categories: Present
Characters: Ryan
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1687 Read Count: 1655 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: October 17, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: keep in touch
I didn’t think I’d enjoy a story about Ryan this much. Really entertaining.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: Week Days
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7471 Read Count: 21571 ePub Downloads: 10
Date: August 15, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: The First Month
All of those surnames come from the town of Heilbronn, a town in southern Germany near Stuttgart. Halpert is a variation on a number of similar names, and yes, Jewish :)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, In Stamford, Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14547 Read Count: 39939 ePub Downloads: 9
Date: October 24, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: red delicious
That last line - “ When I got home I licked the Snickers wrapper clean, folded it in half, and tucked it into my wallet.”. That’s *exactly what she would do. And there is no way you’d do that for someone who wasn’t someone you love.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Angela/Andy, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Holly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kelly/Darryl, Kevin, Meredith, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 62605 Read Count: 74871 ePub Downloads: 3
Date: August 14, 2020 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
This did amuse me as we actually went to Disney World in 2012 and Universal just after they’d opened Harry Potter World. It was really good.
Really enjoying this story BTW.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 24931 Read Count: 65716 ePub Downloads: 4
Date: August 13, 2020 Title: Chapter 3: Just When You Think You Got A Hold
OK Go videos are amazing. I love the one for “The One Thing”
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 950 Read Count: 9945 ePub Downloads: 4
Date: January 12, 2023 Title: Chapter 3: staten island
I have been on the Staten Island ferry. I’m afraid we didn’t bother getting off, just waited for it to go back the other way. This chapter was hilarious.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2039 Read Count: 3165 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: September 23, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This is beautiful, takes me back to the birth of my own daughters, and my husband’s reaction.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1353 Read Count: 3609 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: March 09, 2023 Title: Chapter 1: With all of the strength and all of the courage, come and take me from this place
I absolutely loved this, and I loved particularly how you captured Pam’s evolving reasoning about what what she was doing it for. Beautifully layered.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Phyllis, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1490 Read Count: 4355 ePub Downloads: 5
Date: March 09, 2023 Title: Chapter 1: Beautiful, Sweet, Engaged Pam
If only this had happened on the actual show! Would have saved us all a heap of pain! This was great, I really enjoyed it.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16120 Read Count: 30652 ePub Downloads: 8
Date: March 22, 2024 Title: Chapter 11: Quantum Mechanics
Worth the wait. Superb.
Date: May 05, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Meet Cute
Add me to the “please come back and finish this” list. It is indeed a masterpiece.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 25245 Read Count: 23817 ePub Downloads: 8
Date: September 22, 2021 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
This was absolutely lovely.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1520 Read Count: 1665 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: August 23, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Shame you didn’t continue with this, was a great start.
Pam shows Jim the power a good woman can have when all the chips are down.
AU: Approximately seven months post-Diwali, if Jim's little drunk-biking incident had been witnessed by a police officer.
TRIGGER WARNINGS: Suicidal ideation, references to past sexual abuse.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21608 Read Count: 18266 ePub Downloads: 10
Date: February 27, 2023 Title: Chapter 1: Come Whatever May
How have I never reviewed this? Utterly heartbreaking, uplifting and brilliant from start to finish.
A Quiet Place crossover. Gory, action-packed, dark, irreverent, and relatively hilarious (all things considered). This fic is primarily JAM-focused, but also prominently features some traditionally-underutilized secondary characters.
Takes place around the start of season 4. Just before Fun Run would have happened, if the world hadn't ended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Brian, Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Meredith, Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Drama, Horror, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Drug Use/Abuse, Explicit sexual content, Secondary Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 20521 Read Count: 4726 ePub Downloads: 8
Date: July 26, 2022 Title: Chapter 8: Day Four - 14 August 2007 - 18:44
Re-reading this for about the third time, are you going to write any more chapters for this? So so good!
Author's Response: I hope so! I think myself to sleep with unwritten future chapters of this fic on a regular basis. I just need to translate those mental storyboards into words. Harder than it sounds.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: Jamie and Morgan
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2407 Read Count: 7088 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: October 04, 2023 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Warrior, how did I never submit a review for this? I absolutely love this and I’ve read it many times. It is so incredibly satisfying reading how Jim (and Pam) bring Cathy to rights about their marriage.
Author's Response: Thanks for getting back to this one. Especially now that this episode was recently talked about on Office Ladies. The way I saw it Jim and Pam were just about at their best around this time. There's no way Cathy would have stood a chance or that JAM would have let it slide. Glad you liked it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 111518 Read Count: 28030 ePub Downloads: 31
Date: August 03, 2023 Title: Chapter 13: I Don't Love You But I Always Will
Please don't leave this another three years. I think you last updated it around the time I joined MTT. It's so, so good.
Author's Response: Yes, three years was too long. Thank you for hanging in there while these two dummies worked through some stuff in my head.