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Hello Daddy by MrsKHalpert Rated: MA [Reviews - 235] 121 New!
Summary: When these two CEOs meet, they'll create more than just a business deal.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 166432 Read Count: 35493 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2022 Updated: March 01, 2024
Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed
Date: December 03, 2022 Title: Chapter 25: The Second Month Part Six

Wow, we got to see Jim in different forms now didn't we? Let's list them

Hungover Jim - Probably a great story to tell in like ten years to your kids, but not awesome when you're trying to get from point A to point B and he has to stop every ten minutes to throw up.

Gift Cramming Jim - Not a big problem for someone who's rich, since it's nothing a credit card swipe couldn't handle. Maybe keep him away from record players moving forward (*sad violin music plays*)

Kinky Jim - Good to have when you're feeling bored at home. Maybe keep you dog away from him. And invest in safer doorframes.

Sad Jim - An upset stomach is code for "My dad thinks I'm a huge disappointment and not even the spirit of Christmas can repair our relationship." When it's bad, it's best to just let him brood.

Daddy Jim - Will protect your baby. Don't expect him to be hard while doing it.

No jellybeans but I'll have Scamp jump on your bed and lick your face.

Author's Response:

Please keep Scamp to yourself. I'll take Daddy Jim instead tho 

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed
Date: October 29, 2022 Title: Chapter 23: The Second Month Part Four

We all know my reviews are actually the important part of this story. I wonder if I can do it in haikus? You know what, let’s try it.

Mince pie for dinner
I agree with Jim Halpert
They are kind of gross

Cathy freaking Simms
Looking for her own daddy
She smells like trouble

Jim and his mother
Daddy issues still alive
Hope he gets that hug

Shop for a necklace
Thirty two thousand dollars
He’s getting some head

Pam’s a New York Six?
This guy is a massive dick
Jim should have punched him

Jennifer Hudson
Kelly can’t name her baby
It’s all Ryan’s fault

No jellybeans here
Have a pink cupcake instead
Kelly will probs kill you

Author's Response: You are too talented for your own good. Have the Jim saying thank you gif and the JK clapping gif. You deserve them both.

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed
Date: October 09, 2022 Title: Chapter 22: The Second Month Part Three

Pseudonyms, Please: Anon anon

Email: menage@trois.com

Subject: Awards Mayhem

I was at the Digital Marketing Awards. I was also nominated but lost to some bitch who freaked out on me when I offered to show her my magic trick. You never what weirdos you'll run into in these events.

I saw the CEO of Filippelli Communications, Carol something. Her eyes were glued to Jim Halbert the entire night... or was it Halpret? Whatever. She had her sights on some man candy. I don't think it ended well though. They were friendly at first. He even bought her a drink (he's a total player. the beard says it all), but then I saw him getting pissed. From what I know, he's dating this busty redhead and this Carol chick was being a complete bitch to her. So maybe he's not a player. That beard though...

I had a hangover the following day. But word around the street is Jim and the busty chick left the party early and without saying goodbye to anyone. Their driver also said he was very handsy on the ride home. The dude obviously gets a lot of action. I mean that's just unfair. No guy can be that perfect. Maybe he doesn't last long during sex.

No jellybeans still. Have a "Best Author" award on me. I better be included in your acceptance speech.

Author's Response: Your reviews continue to astound me. I’m not worthy. 


I’m sorry you lost out on your award, but come on. Did you really think you had a chance? And how do you they got handsy? Were you the driver?? 
 
Gossip aside, can I just review your review? I love just HOW MANY references you got in a single review. Thank you for the award. I can’t believe it, I really wasn’t expecting it. I owe it all to you RD xoxo

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed
Date: September 24, 2022 Title: Chapter 21: The Second Month Part Two

Pseudonyms, Please: William M. Buttlicker

Email: athleap_lover@hotmail.com

Subject: Extra Spicy Tuna

Seems like little Miss CEO should be keeping an eye out for her secretary. Rumor has it that she's had her eye out for a certain daddy and she might be sending a different kind of Christmas card to him.

Speaking of hot commodities, this hotshot CEO who's friends with all these big sports names seems to be head over heels for his baby mama. Word around the street is she set his dick on fire but couldn't care less. He also sounds like a masochist since he was seen carrying a big box of hot sauce to her office. Now if that's not true love, I don't know what is.

These two lovebirds were also spotted in an expensive hospital. Now you didn't hear it from me but they got one of those crazy doctors that rich people always seem to gravitate to. Everything seems to be fine as they were seen leaving the building with happy tears in their eyes. Isn't that sweet?

I was at the annual Marketing Awards and let me tell you, little miss CEO has a lot of things to worry about. First of all, a bunch of her employees seem skeptical about Mr. Hotshot. Not the talkative one, but the one with the accent and the blonde uptight one. Little Ms. CEO may be in love with him but they're not drinking whatever Kool Aid he's offering.

You know who is though? A certain Karen who was spotted flirting with Mr. Hotshot. He should steer clear of her though. I heard she's looking to speak to the bar's manager.

That's all I have. No jellybeans but maybe Andy can give you one. But let's not kid ourselves. He'll probably pretend to almost reach for the check but Mr. Hotshot will save the day.

Author's Response:

Oh god, I don't even know how to reply to the GENIUS that is this review. I am not worthy *bows down to you*

I'm just going to leave it there, other than THANK YOU and watch out for Sunday Spotted next week... 

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed
Date: September 13, 2022 Title: Chapter 20: The Second Month Part One

Jim laughing at glory holes? No amount of money in the world can get you to be mature. Relatable king.

Ugh, Jim. Gerald is trying. Just give him a chance. I’m sure he feels extremely shitty for what he did. Pam clearly doesn’t want you to have a bad relationship with him.

So he gets caught jerking off in the shower then she knees him on the balls. Both in a span of three days. Must be true love. Or a pregnant and horny Pam is crazy in bed.

Pam’s probably waiting for the baby to come out so that it can tell Helene. (See, I can also make Friends references my reviews) Come on Pam, just tell your mom you managed to get a billionaire to knock you up. Problem solved.

Uh oh. Looks like Kelly and Angela don’t quite believe that Pam isn’t letting a man dictate how her business will go. Good luck telling them about your plans to stay in London with your boyfriend.

Really, really love how this is going so far. Still no jellybeans but you can have this bottle of sriracha. Maybe keep it away from Jim. His penis has already been through enough.

Author's Response:

Glory holes make me giggle so much. I mean, why wouldn’t they?

I do feel that I’ve been kinda mean to Jim and his man parts. Maybe I should be a bit nicer in the next chapter? Maybe not haha

I had that Friend’s quote written down and ended up deleting it, so I’m glad it found a home in this review. 

Thank you for the sriracha. I love some good hot sauce. And thank you for your review and all your bants. It’s so much fun.  

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed
Date: September 04, 2022 Title: Chapter 19: The Second First Month Part Seven

You just kinda wanna give Jim a hug at this point. Here are all my reactions to that sweet, sweet father-son bonding moment.

"Congratulations, you two," Gerald called over to them. "A grandchild is always a blessing." - Okay, we're off to a good start.

She looked over to see Gerald give the smallest shake of his head. - Oh no.

"Sounds like maybe you need a little more focus at work Jim, whip your staff into shape," Gerald said with a small scoff. - OH NO. GERALD. DON'T.

"Well, that's what us lawyers do," Gerald proudly said. "It's important to put in the time and the hard work to make sure you get the results you want. You can't let others pick up the slack for you." - GERALD. STOP.

"You don't want to see a boss that slopes off in the middle of the day and needs to rely on other people for his ideas." *facepalm* (Also, we all need a best friend like Mark)

"A word, James?" he asked. --> He's trying to enjoy his terrible chocolate, Gerald.

Jim saw his father shake his head slightly before taking a large glug from his glass. --> God damn it, Gerald.

"I meant before, when you move, will you be coming home? You know your mother and I would want you to move closer to us, so we can see more of you and the baby," Gerald said, trying to ease the obvious tension between the two of them. --> Okay, baby steps. No more passive aggressive scoffs please.

"Well, she seems to be. I still don't quite understand why you couldn't win the pitch for this new client on your own." --> *flips over imaginary table* Nooooo, don't bring Pam into this. That's not gonna go well.

"It doesn't matter who came up with the idea dad, I don't get why you're so fixated on her helping me with a pitch." --> Oh no. He's starting to get pissed.

"Well, you never seemed quite so distracted when you were dating her," Gerald said, motioning up to the TV. --> GERALD.

"You just seem to be losing focus since you met her. I mean, the first thing you did was lose that pitch to her. And now with the baby, it's only going to get worse." Gerald said with a shake of his head before taking a long glug of his drink. --> *sighs*

"So don't stand there and lecture me that I'm jeopardising anything just because I'm not so fucking obsessed with my job as you are." --> JAMES. That is your father. (Granted, Gerald was being a bit much... but still)

Sweet moment between Jim and Betsy (Gerald loves you Jim. Don't give up on him!) but yeah, sad night for Jim overall. At least he got a blowjob out of it. What a king.

This is my favorite chapter, thus far. I really wish I can give you all these angsty jellybeans but unfortunately, you'll have to settle for a Jim-tastic surprise in the shower.

Author's Response: I would say I’m sorry, but this is your own doing. And I’m infinitely thankful for your help on this chapter as angst is not my forte at all. 


But at least he got a blowjob. Silver linings and all. What a king indeed. 

Thank you for your kind words! And thank you for the wet Jim. You know that’s my favourite kind of Jim. 

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed
Date: August 26, 2022 Title: Chapter 18: The Second First Month Part Six

My review was so long that I forgot to talk about the cliffhanger. Oh Gerald… please don’t get a heart attack from this news.

Author's Response: Gerald is going to be A-Ok, don't you worry about him

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed
Date: August 16, 2022 Title: Chapter 17: The Second First Month Part Five

Yay! The baby is safe. I mean no surprises there (you don't seem like a sadistic person... right?). They both really want this to happen and I'm 100% sure the universe will always be on their side. I'm definitely certain that nothing else will happen to them. *Jim stare*

"Well, you know. Because of the bleeding. I just don't think it's a good idea. You need to rest." -> Right, Jim. Right. I'm sure it's mostly because of Pam and definitely not a certain parent that you're afraid of meeting. Definitely not that.

"Wow, I had no idea pie making was so easy," she marvelled. -> Jim is not amused.

"We forgot to put salt into the salted caramel. We've gotta remake it, " she groaned. -> Yep. Definitely not amused.

Ugh, you should make this into a movie. I don't have any jellybeans to give but Jim's homemade pie might do the trick. Assuming they don't screw anything else up.

Author's Response:

Yeah sure, nothing else is going to happen to them. It's not like Cathy or Karen or Roy or their parents are in the rest of the story or anything *Jim smirk back*

I wish it was a movie. It plays like a movie in my head. If only I could get a little camcorder in there to save me having to write it.

Thank you for the slice of pie. It's delicious. You really should make it. And thank you for the review!!

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed
Date: July 25, 2022 Title: Chapter 15: The Second First Month Part Three

How Michael ended up being one of the top doctors in one of the best hospitals in New York is beyond me. But maybe he'll surprise us in more ways than one. Him being an OB-GYN in an alternate universe is so, so funny given how much he wants to have kids. I mean if he can't have one on his own, he can probably just worm his way into Jim and Pam's relationship. Although, something tells me he's not getting invites to any of their parties anytime soon. Imagine him giving people details on Pam's changing body.

Oof, Jim and his daddy issues are making another appearance. I mean, they're basically living in a rom-com so this is probably the dramatic part where his dad is disappointed and will only come around when the baby is born. Or maybe you're planning to turn this into a horror show and the baby will be born in a bathtub in an abandoned home as Pam tries to be as quiet as possible. Lol.

Anyway, I really like the fact that despite him being successful and loaded, he still feels like an insecure kid around his dad. The fear is real in this one.

Yeah, Jim suddenly being nervous to perform in bed is funny. I bet he wishes they could just go to third base every time but even then, I'm sure he'll still have random insane thoughts like "Is it safe for her to swallow?" or something.

Them making a list of sex questions and asking Michael of all people? Sure, that would be fun. I'm sure that will go really well for them.

Loving this so much! I still don't have jellybeans so have some Italian food.

Author's Response:

Thank you so much!! So happy you enjoyed this one. Italian food was delish, I loved it. Thanks

So much Michael to come, twss, and lots on the daddy front too. LOLZ at the rom com vs. AQP. I think we're definitely going to be going down more of the License to Wed route hahaha!!

Would LOVE to see their list of sex questions HAHA!! 

Thanks so much for the review!! 

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed
Date: August 11, 2022 Title: Chapter 16: The Second First Month Part Four

We now learn that Pam can hide her pregnancy like a millennial can hide his love for avocado toast. I don't think she'll be receiving a call from the CIA anytime soon.

Jim getting a bunch of baby books? Big Daddy Energy over here. I bet he's gonna be all over the "Dude, You're Gonna be a Dad!" one. Can't wait for him to be useful when Pam starts experiencing all these changes.

Come on, Michael. What would make you think that Jim would ever be abusive towards Pam? He couldn't even hurt a pesky fly. Just ask Cathy.

"Hey, I like beets, thank you very much. In moderation. Ok, maybe more as a side dish." -> Oh Jim. The impending irony here will be beautiful.

"Hey," Jim said as he picked up the phone, the smile evident in his voice. -> :(

I wish I could give you more jellybeans. Just think of the eventual jellybeans that I'll give to "Hello Mommy" as an extension to the amazing work you've done here.

Author's Response:

Hahaha avocado toast, that has really cracked me up. These two are full millennials through and through. But no, she was awful at hiding it. Hopefully she can keep the secret a little better with other people.

I feel Jim is going to be stuck to those baby books. Pam can parade around in as little as she wants, he's got his homework to do.

Ah it's not Michael thinking Jim is abusive! Jim would NEVER do that! It's just a thing doctors have to check. But Michael could have been a little cooler about it.

Yeah, there's been a sprinkling of beets throughout this fic. Wonder where they've all been coming from....

Thank you for the virtual jellybeans, greatly appreciated as was this wonderful review! Thank you SO much!! 

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed 1
Date: May 03, 2022 Title: Chapter 4: The Date...Continued

So… that almost expired condom, is that a sign of things to come? Lol.

Really enjoying this story!!

Author's Response:

Maybe 😬😬

And thank you so much!! 

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed 1
Date: May 20, 2022 Title: Chapter 7: The First Month Part Three

God, please fire Cathy. That’s all I have to say on the matter. I love the callback to the “Got it a week after we started dating” bit.

Pam with a disapproving mother? Jim with daddy issues? Sign me up for it.

Really loving everything about this story so far!

Author's Response: Thank you so much for the review!! So happy you’re enjoying it so much!! Lots more to come!

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed 1
Date: May 28, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: The Brief

I love Jim's birthday fics because he never really celebrated his birthday in canon.

I love that you added that Jim still has to work out after days of interrupted mornings. Although, I'm sure he's still getting a lot of cardio (lol)

Pam doing the lingerie hidden in a trenchcoat bit then trying to talk herself out of it before finally going through with it is insanely funny. And of course, not so sneaky office sex. To be young and in love. Kevin will know for sure, right?

Oof, the Katy drama. Although, I'm on her side her to be perfectly honest. I would get why Jim would look so sketchy here. But at least he's honest with Pam so hopefully no amount of Karen (or Cathy) will get in between them.

Author's Response:

Yeah you’re very right about that! I kinda feel I have free reign here with it!

Glad you liked the trench coat bit 🤣 I’m sure Kevin knew really what they were up to. He does hear everything!!

Hopefully Karen won’t cause too many issues, but we shall see!

Thanks so much for the review! 

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed 1
Date: June 03, 2022 Title: Chapter 9: The First Month Part Five

Woohoo! I cannot wait for a Crazy Cathy chapter. She needs the love (hate) and attention that she deserves

Pranky, drunk Jim who’s too tired to have sex is so fun to read. That Jimmy Choo joke was hilarious.

And Karen just happened to be in the same place as Jim’s birthday party? That’s pretty sketchy. Yay for Pam being a complete badass bitch to her.

Can’t wait for more!

Author's Response:

So glad you liked the Jimmy Choo joke, it was right there so I felt I had to do something with it 🤣 I’m glad you liked drunk Jim, he was fun to write  

Cathy will be returning soon, don’t you worry!

Chapter 10 is on its way, don’t worry! Thanks so much for the review!! 

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed
Date: June 18, 2022 Title: Chapter 11: The First Month Part Seven

Yay! Another update!

Jim's so cute thinking Pam's gonna break up with him. I wonder how she'll feel when she doesn't get her period the next day?

Oof, that backstory behind her engagement to Roy. "Sure, if you want," *sigh*. At least she found someone who'll treat her like she's everything (nice callback to S9 btw)

"Not my brothers or my sister, he picked me." -- Ok, I've been joking about Jim having daddy issues but he does seem like he's always yearning for his father's approval. I wonder why. And I wonder how his dad will react to an unplanned *spoiler to anyone who still doesn't get what's going to happen haha*

Jim with a helicopter. What a flex. And I wonder what's he planning to ask her? To move with him to London or LA? Away from her business? *gasps*

Can't wait for the next chapter!

Author's Response:

Hmm did she get her period though?? They seem to have been going at it like rabbits still 🤔🤭

Yeah Jim is a HELL of a lot better than Roy ever was or probably ever could be!

Jim definitely wants his father’s approval and attention, total daddy issues there. I wonder what will happen indeed 🙃

Well find out very shortly when Jim is going to ask Pam!

Thanks so much for the review and so glad you’re enjoying it! 

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed
Date: July 02, 2022 Title: Chapter 12: The First Month Part Eight

Yay!! You're back! (Although this means I've procrastinated with my fic long enough for you to be finished with yours even though you took a break *suddenly has a crisis*)

Jim willing to give it all up for Pam and Pam refusing to let him is so, so them. Well, end of Season 9 them but still. It's great to see them really properly communicating and it's always nice to see Jim getting frazzled (we all know he hates that word)

"However, seeing as this is not a marriage, and is based on fornication," -- Lol. Although, to be fair to her, has a day gone by when they weren't having sex?

"No thank you," Angela replied curtly. "Veteran's day is for remembrance not sports games." ---- Ugh, Angela, You just denied us a Dwight appearance.

The ending is just amazing! I just hope Pam doesn't think he's proposing because he got her pregnant.

I'm out of jellybeans so have a hotdog on me. (That's what she said?)

Author's Response:

And I am back!! I wasn’t really gone too long, but please please write your next chapter!!! I wanna know what happens!!

Jim does indeed hate to be frazzled but I think he’s going to be in Future chapters 😬 But also yeah, I like to fix things as I go along with this, so I didn’t want Jim to have to give up anything and for Pam to want to join him with his work. And don’t worry, I think Jim will be returning the favour too 😬

And true, they have been going at it like rabbits, but it’s been needed! How else was Jim going to realise??

Dont you worry, Dwight is heading out way very soon!

So glad you liked the ending! That’s been a long time coming for me, so glad I finally got to write it!!

Thank you muchly for your hot dog!  

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed
Date: July 08, 2022 Title: Chapter 13: The Second First Month Part One

I like how Pam’s freaking out that it might not happen given her past experience with pregnancy. And then her not wanting Jim to propose to her because of Roy. That was a bummer, although I’m betting Jim does it anyway because, you know… love.

And then the confirmation that she’s actually pregnant. I love that even Jim is crying. He wants this badly with Pam. Suck it, Karen.

Nice Alfredo’s reference there. Kelly is so annoyingly amazing, I love it.

“He took a breath and slowly, shakily exhaled, the enormity of the situation hitting him. He was going to be a father.“ — someone’s definitely cutting onions here.

"I was just thinking. I'm going to be a daddy," he smiled. — You walked right into that one, Jim.

Okay, the last part I find somewhat accurate and funny. Pretty sure most guys don’t know how pregnancy works so… I find Jim’s cautiousness kinda normal here.

I don’t know how you get to update so fast but I’m not complaining. Great job!

Author's Response:

Ah thank you so much for the review! I'm so happy you're enjoying it so much!

Glad you liked the Alfredo reference, that one made me chuckle.

Yeah Pam not wanting Jim to propose definitely would have stung Jim a little. Who knows what's up his sleeve though?? Oh right, I do haha!

Hope to get the next update for you up asap as possible! 

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed
Date: July 18, 2022 Title: Chapter 14: The Second First Month Part Two

Yay to the return of Cathy, even for just one paragraph. I hope she continues being the gift that keeps on giving.

"I swear on Ryan's life I won't tell anyone," Kelly promised. -> So are we expecting a funeral for Ryan anytime soon?

"You said and I quote ‘I'm still not putting it in my mouth, but I think we're ok,' and then if I recall correctly, you," he moved to push her hair away from her ear and whispered with hot breath, "gave me an amazing blowjob." — Sweeter words have never been spoken in public. What a daddy.

I totally breezed over the doctor’s names when the receptionist mentioned them so I was genuinely surprised. Oh, God. Jim, where the hell did you find these doctors? And Dr. Scott? I hope he can afford to pay that college tuition now.

I don’t have any jellybeans but you can steal some from Grace’s desk. Awesome job as always *heart sign*

Author's Response:

Cathy will be back, don't you worry! 

Oh I'm glad the doctors were a surprise for you when they appeared! I had a lot of fun writing them :) No idea where Jim found them though haha

Thank you so much for your review, they're the best! 

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed 1
Date: June 10, 2022 Title: Chapter 10: The First Month Part Six

I've been waiting for an update to this story and I'm not disappointed!

Nice callback to Booze Cruise. I doubt Pam will be able to get those ski lessons now since... her breasts are becoming more sensitive.

Lol, Crazy Cathy. I take it back. I hope Pam doesn't fire her because it's just funny to see her try (and fail) to make a move on Jim.

I don't think Angela's crazy on Jim, which let's face it I don't think she ever liked him in canon. Ryan and Kelly with absolutely no filter in public = AMAZING

Aww, these two totally love each other (although I'm glad neither of them are blurting out the L word, I mean it's literally been less than a month), even if Jim doesn't really like any of the shows she's watching. I found that detail to be really cute.

Can't wait for more!!

Author's Response:

Oh I’m so glad you liked it! I’m trying to get the chapters up as quick as possible, I think I need to start making them shorter 🤣

Yeah as I wrote the ski lessons, I was kinda sad that they might not happened. I’m sure Jim will have something else planned instead for Pam, don’t worry!!

Oh glad you liked the Netflix bit! I spent a good time trawling through old release dates and almost got distracted rewatching those shoes 🤣

Thanks so much for the review and jelly! 

Revive by tinydundie Rated: M [Reviews - 13] 26
Summary:

Jim and Pam get suspended, but they're thrilled about it.

Post "Secretary's Day."


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2442 Read Count: 1237 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 06, 2022 Updated: May 06, 2022
Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed 1
Date: May 06, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Revive

I was waiting for someone to make a fic about that one funny candy bag scene. It made me laugh hard when I heard it. Great job!

Summary:

When Special Agent James D. Halpert is supposed to begin his first day as the personal bodyguard of the newly elected President William Beesly's daughter, Pamela Beesly, he didn't think he would be neck deep in a parasitic controlled religious cult based in a remote section of Spain hell-bent on world domination. Hey, just another day, right?

Future chapters will now only be posted over at Ao3. Follow me over there @ babyboyking for more updates. :)  


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Karen, Oscar, Roy
Genres: Horror
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 90929 Read Count: 2703 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2022 Updated: November 01, 2022
Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed 1
Date: May 18, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: if you want a martyr i'll be one

I've played RE4 so many times that I'm suddenly getting all these flashbacks when reading this. Good job!

Although, I really hated Ashley to the bone here so I'm really interested to see your take here now that you've replaced her with Pam. Also, Dwight as Ingrid is *chef's kiss*

Author's Response:

Honestly, I can’t even count how many times I’ve played that game since I discovered it at 14… I still love it to this day. I hope I get most of the story right as it has been awhile since I’ve played it.

I know a looooot of people hated Ashley and I can see why. “Leooooon! Heeeeeelp!” But I always liked her. I mean, if I was some college student dumped in the middle of a weird religious cult and only one guy trying to save me, I’d be pretty damn annoying, too. Needless to say, I shipped them hard. 

Dwight was the only choice when it came time to pick someone for Ingrid. No one could do it better. 

Thank you. d84;a039; 

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed 1
Date: May 25, 2022 Title: Chapter 2: it's hard to miss the way her eyes light up the room

Still loving the Dwight and Jim dynamic here. Like he tries to act professional but is genuinely worried whenever Jim doesn’t reply. He really is the best choice to be Ingrid.

I also love the “can’t enter without a key even though a bunch of people just went in” video game logic that you applied here.

Also, I’m totally down with Jack Ryan-type Jim replicating Leon’s badassery. I almost forgot that he was injected with the Las Plagas so thank you for reminding me.

He finally found Pam. Let’s hope she’s useful. Hehe.

Great job!

Well, he finally found Pam

Summary: Welcome to a brand spanking new series of Love Island. The sun's out, guns out, and singles we know and love are hoping to find love whilst living in a villa in Spain. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 26243 Read Count: 3514 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 29, 2022 Updated: July 21, 2022
Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed 1
Date: June 13, 2022 Title: Chapter 3: Episode One (Part 2)

Seeing an update to this upon waking up is like getting a Christmas present. (I'm a big sucker for reality TV cringe)

Andy and Erin - Andy would definitely be the subject of a drinking game. Take a shot every time he mentions Cornell

Dwight and Angela - I wanna see a link for your inspo on Angela because given this is Love Island, I don't think she's allowed to wear a stuffy gown, lol.

Ryan and Kelly - Kelly being a Hooters waitress is cracking me up.

Pam and Toby - Sleep with one eye open, Pam.

Jim and Karen - “if a sales meeting isn’t going well I get my abs out and boom, I’ve sold ten reems.” LOL.

“You’ll have to try to find out how big he is tonight, he totally has BDE, and I mean look at you. He’ll definitely be up for it, you’re so hot Karen” -- then Jim proceeds to sleep outside. You can't make this up.

If this was actually a real Love Island, Kelly and Karen would probably be my favorites. I feel like they're built for good TV (aka drama)

Oh, I almost forgot about Jim and Pam. They're so cute in this cringefest. I wonder if they'll be the first couple to have sex though... but let's face it. I'm sure Ryan and Kelly are already up to no good.

Can't wait for more!

Author's Response: Thank you SO much for this review, it's truly made my day. More soon, like very very soon. Christmas is coming for you RD!!

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed
Date: July 14, 2022 Title: Chapter 9: Episode Three (Part 2)

Hey there fancy new YB. I’m glad even with the new changes in your life, you still have time to update this fic. And of course, being such an armchair expert of reality TV, here are my rankings:

ELIMINATED - Erin. (Canon note: Really shocked Andy went with Karen but not complaining) - She was not long for this game and I’m glad she was put out of her misery. Some people in the game aren’t there to make friends and she was there for exactly that so… good for her I guess?

10. Angela - A lot of the girls didn’t get a lot of screentime since it was all about the guy’s choices and Angela was pretty much just there. I’m glad Dwight saved her because she’s such a bitch in confessionals but… I need more from her.

9. Karen - Thank God Andy thought with his penis instead of his heart. That said, she’s been laying low the past few episodes. Come on, where’s the feisty woman who wanted to claim Jim the very second he stepped on the island?

8. Dwight - Sigh. I hate ranking him this low but he was overshadowed by the other four unfortunately. He’s still my favorite though.

7. Toby - Michael hates him for some apparent reason and as much as I loved him for saving Pam (not that he’s interacted with any of the other girls), he’s still one of the most boring people to watch.

6. Ryan - Going from Michael’s hatred to Michael’s obsession, we have Ryan. Clearly, he was thinking with his penis but… just imagine if he went for someone else. That would be so messy. Still, I can’t fault him since he might be the only guy who will pick Kelly and we need more Kelly in this show.

5. Katy - I’m not gonna fault her here. I mean what was she supposed to do? Pick Toby? I’m ranking her in the middle because of her potential to be a mess.

4. Andy - He’s so unpredictable and that’s the type of behavior that we want to see. Something tells me that he would have gone for Pam if she was still available. How amazing would that have been?

3. Pam - I think the game is getting to her and she’s unraveling quite a bit. Plus points for her since she’s taking it out on Jim even if he’s trying to do everything in his power to make sure they’d end up together. Will she catch a lucky break soon?

2. Jim - *sighs* It must be so hard for him to be so that every girl wants a piece of him. That said, drama seems to be following him everywhere he goes and that makes for perfect television. It’s clear who he wants but will he get there?

1. Kelly - And she’s back to reclaim her throne. Nothing screams TV Gold than threatening the new girl AND her “boyfriend” to pick her. She has managed to scare off just about everyone from Ryan and it’s amazing. Oh and making the Erin elimination all about her? *chef’s kiss*

Author's Response:

Always love your reviews... thank you!

Reviewer: Robert Dunder Signed
Date: July 18, 2022 Title: Chapter 10: Episode Four (Part 1)

I was about to go to bed when I saw this update. Naturally, I read it because this fic is the gift that keeps on giving and I wouldn’t want to miss a second of it.

10. Toby - The only thing worse than hating someone is feeling apathetic about his presence. Maybe Michael is on to something…

9. Andy - To the shock of a absolutely no one, him picking Karen came to bite him on his hopefully tattoo-free ass. As much as I appreciated the shocking yet idiotic move, he seems to have faded into the background yet again and that is no good.

8. Angela - She’s the least important of all the girls so far. To be fair, she’s the only one who’s not interested in Jim so… that might be it. She might even actually hate him for being such a whore.

7. Ryan - I bet he’s secretly wishing all the women were pining for him. I love that he’s trying to establish dominance over Kelly and well, it’s Kelly…. good luck with that.

6. Kelly - We all know she’s my favorite (along with number 5) but… this Ryan and Kelly thing is going just about as predictable as Jim’s choice of clothing. Not that I hate it… I mean she’s basically in her own PG rated porno.

5. Dwight - He threw a bucket of water over Jim. Enough said. How’s that for destroying someone’s morning wood?

The top four spots. Where do I even begin?

4. Katy - She took her shot and she unfortunately missed. Something tells me she’s not one to give up. Good for her for calling out Jim’s dickish behavior though. How dare he not sleep with her in a room that’s absolutely begging for sex?

3. Pam - Hmm, that alliance isn’t working out so well for you, is it? I really want her to succeed so badly in this game but she seems so easily manipulated and that might be her downfall. Maybe she’ll bring down Jim with her too…

2. Karen - Oof. Sneaky sneaky girl. So she’s managed to take down both Pam and Katy in one day. I have to admire her intelligence on this one. The question is… how will she manage to outfox Jim?

1. Jim - I was contemplating making Karen number 1 with all the shit she pulled but let’s face it, there wouldn’t be drama if Jim didn’t exist. God, what is it about him that makes all these women go crazy? He can’t be that hot… right? I mean who does he think he is… John Krasinski? He must feel like he’s on cloud nine right now with Pam but he has no idea what kind of shitstorm is heading his way.

This deserves a thousand jellybeans. But here. Have a wood…pecker instead.