On all the days of Christmas, Jim's true love gave to him...the gift of pranking
For the 2022 Holiday Fic Challenge.
1 Oh God. I’m getting my own personal advent calendar. *squeals in excitement*
Author's Response: Hope you like it!
1 Wow, you can't stop Dwight from making a sale. He deserves another salesman of the year plaque for that alone. I hope someone got a meal out of that gingerbread scribbled with the number 20 on it.
Author's Response: You really can’t. I bet Dwight dutifully filed away that gingerbread though
1 Oh God, what I would give to get a personalized note from Dwight. What the hell did he even write to these poor children?
Author's Response: I’m sure you’ll get one one day. If you’re a good boy
1 I would've done more than make those gingerbread Jim and Pam kiss... oops.
Nooo, Dwight don't kill the Jimgerbreads.
Author's Response: Now now, let’s not be filthy all the time, ok?
1 I actually had to google if Dwight actually had pointed ears, lol. I'm now wondering if elves have small noses because Dwight might fit just right in. Jim on the other hand...
"Maybe he just wants some time to hims-elf," she giggled. --> Pam's gonna grow up to be a great dad.
Author's Response: Oh yeah, Jim is most definitely not an elf. A great dad. Omg that made me guffaw
I wonder why it took them 45 minutes before they got out of bed. Maybe they were solving a jigsaw puzzle or something.
Oh God, that poor goat. Hope that prank was worth it Jim.
I hope Dwight won the competition though.
Author's Response:
Must definitely have been some kind of activity that kept them preoccupied
It's called Twelve Pranks of Christmas for a reason Jim. Never let your guard down.
God, I hope her mom never touches those scarves.
Author's Response: Oh I think those scarves are being burnt. Or at least kept for future fun
Man, Jim loves those eggnogs. I wonder what's in them?
That bobblehead must have had one hell of a trip. Those pictures should be amazing.
Author's Response: Don’t ever ask what’s in eggnog
Awww, Dwight made Jim a fancy lunch. That's so sweet. Glad he got his baby carrots in the end.
I wonder what Santa thought of the list.
Author's Response: Always gotta make sure Jim has those baby carrots
Oooh grumpy Pam. Although, to be fair, anyone else would have punched the living lights out of Jim.
Hmm, Kris owns a toy shop. The real question is... what kind of toys?
Author's Response: Like the eggnog, don’t ask about the toys
What's in the Schrute gluwhein???
Author's Response: You really don’t wanna know
"I'll only need to rewrap everything," she laughed. - Shot have definitely been fired.
I'm glad Dwight got a day off. I'm sure he's still traumatized from those gingerbread men.
Author's Response: I think he’s traumatised from a lot
Awww, such a happy ending for Dwight. I'm sure Pam planned it to be that way since... besties and stuff.
Author's Response: They had to be nice in the end. Don’t wanna be on the naughty list after all
To be perfectly honest, these gifts are pretty crap since they gave Dwight exactly what they asked for. Or maybe Jim should have specified that he wanted a hundred thousand dollars.
Such an amazing fic. And super thankful for such a Dwimmy present. Belated Happy Holidays!
Author's Response:
You are most welcome!
No more fics for a very long time. I’ll send you a smoothie instead
Koi no yokan indeed.
Love seeing the thought processes here. Can’t wait ti to read more!
1 Does he really want to run away, though?
"Seriously? You mean there's more of you?" - this cracked me up. Prepare to be disappointed, Meredith.
1 I don’t think he’ll succeed in changing his mind.
Roy, though. Wonder how he’ll react when he finds out that ape is actually her fiance.
Author's Response:
Poor ape, he means well.
Thanks for reviewing!
1 Oh God. She went after him! I guess that’s gonna save Karen a lot of pain since she probably won’t go to Scranton.
Good job!
Author's Response:
My only goal was to save Karen :-P)
June 7th 2006 - Jim has a very weird experience after he bumps his head, but why is his third grade teacher involved... and where does Christmas fit into it?
For the 2022 Holiday Fic Challenge.
1 Let's all thank our lucky stars that Jim is such a klutz and bumped his head before his Australia trip.
And thank you Mrs. Frobisher. You're a really great wingman.
Author's Response: Thank goodness for klutzy Jim! I loved writing Mrs Frobisher, I had a clear vision of her in my head. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
1 She should have gotten him into a tub.
Author's Response: Don’t
1 Navy blue: Justice for that ripped button.
Black chunky: Jim should think of buying her one of her own.
Gucci: Pam should have stolen that jacket. I’m sure Athleap can pay for it
Author's Response: These are all excellent points
1 That towel has probably been witness to many, many things. I hope it can pay for a therapist.
Author's Response: I feel it would be cheaper to throw the towel away and buy a new one
1 Helene definitely loves Jim more than she does Pam. That sweater is all the proof they need.
Author's Response: His was a great sweater. Hers not so much
1 Definitely my favorite chapter. Nothing beats having sex like a rowdy child, some burnt spaghetti and an infant throwing up on you.
Great job, you!
Author's Response: Why thank you so much
The real meaning of Pam finding her voice with help from someone special.
Covers selective mutism and anxiety.
Was originally posted as A Picture Is Worth More Than A Thousand Words then I deleted it by accident!
1 Yay! You finished it! I wasn't expecting the time jump but not complaining. Good to see these two reunite after such a long time.
Great job with this story!
Author's Response: Thank you so much!