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More Than a Day, More Than a Word by NobleLandMermaid Rated: MA [Reviews - 96] 73
Summary: Past Featured Story

stories/406/images/mtad.jpgPam Beesly really likes Valentine's Day. Well, mostly.
A look at Valentine's Days through the years with Jim and Pam (from Pam's POV).


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Inner Monologue, Kids/Family, Married, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 25931 Read Count: 47247 ePub Downloads: 17
[Report This] Published: December 09, 2015 Updated: February 20, 2019
Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: May 24, 2021 Title: Chapter 13: Odnoliub - 2014

This whole story is so lovely! 🖤

Wake Me Up by agian18 Rated: MA [Reviews - 100] 113
Summary: Past Featured Story

**NOW COMPLETE!!**

Jim receives a peculiar call from Pam in the middle of the night that slowly turns into a habit for the pair.

Multi-Chapter, set after Booze Cruise.

Based loosely on the lyrics to "Wake Me Up" by Billy Currington (wait, I'm writing a fic based on a song?!? Who would've thought? ;) 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 36 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 129656 Read Count: 107408 ePub Downloads: 87
[Report This] Published: December 03, 2017 Updated: May 21, 2018
Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: May 18, 2021 Title: Chapter 15: Drunk Dials

Okay, I have never wanted children. Never in my life pictured myself as a mum. But the way you described Pam envisioning her future little Halpert clan? You got me feeling kinda broody. Congratulations, you’ve broken me. 😅

Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: May 20, 2021 Title: Chapter 36: Epilogue: Awake

Oh my GOSH this was the perfect ending.

Singles Awareness Day by NobleLandMermaid Rated: T [Reviews - 32] 66
Summary:

Pam finds herself solo on Valentine's Day and attends a "Singles Only" party with Jim. Set pre-cameras.

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Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7547 Read Count: 7426 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: February 15, 2018 Updated: February 20, 2021
Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: May 24, 2021 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Loved this - it feels very authentic to Jim and Pam that they wouldn’t just get together at the snap of their fingers. Pam’s relationship status is very muddled, and Jim was concerned that the alcohol was more involved than it was. They’ve definitely got some sorting-out to do before they actually get together and I love that you took that route!

Letters, Numbers, and the Spaces Between by BigTuna Rated: M [Reviews - 146] 131
Summary: It's 1963 and West Scranton High's new math teacher Jim Halpert has a secret. When it rears its ugly head and puts both him and librarian Pam Beesly in danger, how will he react? Will they be able to outrun his dangerous past or will his enemies catch up to him, once and for all?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Suspense
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 43374 Read Count: 14958 ePub Downloads: 32
[Report This] Published: July 04, 2018 Updated: August 21, 2020
Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: May 04, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was so fab, I can’t even tell you. A binge-read worthy fic for sure!

Holiday Rendezvous by NobleLandMermaid Rated: T [Reviews - 50] 58
Summary:

Pam and Jim’s friendship is fragile and their hearts even more so, will a Christmas time prank on Dwight be just the thing they need? 

Canon divergent after A Benihana Christmas. For the Secret Santa Fic exchange

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Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Holiday, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: Secret Santa Fic Exchange 2018
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13418 Read Count: 16457 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: January 14, 2019 Updated: December 31, 2020
Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: May 22, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: A Very Dwight Prologue

Sprinkles DOES know she’s Angela’s favourite haha - even more than Dwight is!

Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: May 22, 2021 Title: Chapter 2: Observe and Report

Look at Dwight inadvertently giving them a chance to spend some time together. He totally ships it.

Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: May 22, 2021 Title: Chapter 3: Mistletoe and Holly

Angela just has a radar for detecting shenanigans, doesn’t she?!

Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: May 22, 2021 Title: Chapter 4: One Kitchen Apartment

The CIA Folder Note is very Teapot Note-esque! I think it’s very true to them - they both have their moments of courage but they also have their moments of fear where they hide their feelings.

Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: May 22, 2021 Title: Chapter 5: Yours, Always

Not knowing what the teapot card says is DEFINITELY part of the appeal. Also my jaw literally dropped when he took the letter haha. I get far too into these two!

Reviewer: Saturn Signed
Date: May 22, 2021 Title: Chapter 6: Mission Complete

Ahhhhhhhhhh so cute! And I thought you’d just made up the pickle tradition - I think it’s so fun that that’s actually a real thing! Very fitting!

The actress by Kuri333 Rated: M [Reviews - 48] 50
Summary: Past Featured Story

The documentary crew is about to start filming but they need an actress undercover, to make things a little interesting. Pam wants the long term job, only it'll prove much harder than she thought, especially in terms of not getting involved with the subjects.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26286 Read Count: 9746 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: April 12, 2019 Updated: August 25, 2021
Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: June 01, 2021 Title: Chapter 11: Acting, frustration, and Casino Night

I love this story so far - can’t wait to see where we go from here! C’mon Jim, you KNOW her feelings weren’t just acting!

Author's Response: Thanks so much! I like you love it!

Kind of Reckless by Coley Rated: MA [Reviews - 32] 47
Summary:

It's the kind of reckless that should send them running, but they know they won't get far.

She's known him most of her life, but this summer Pam sees Jim in a completely different way.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22738 Read Count: 9075 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: September 04, 2019 Updated: May 24, 2020
Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: May 15, 2021 Title: Chapter 3: One restless summer we found love growing wild

PLEASE I need more Farmer Jim in my life! This has been so fab so far and I am DESPERATE for more!

Pamela, or a Tale of Patience and Persistence by Dernhelm Rated: K [Reviews - 86] 49
Summary: A Regency AU Jam story. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Another Decade
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36378 Read Count: 15958 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 03, 2019 Updated: May 03, 2020
Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: June 08, 2021 Title: Chapter 15: Epilogue

I loved this so much! Their love is so patient and you wrote this so beautifully! 🖤

Author's Response: Thank you so much, Saturn! I'm glad you liked it :)

Aeternum by boredhswf Rated: M [Reviews - 213] 193
Summary: Feature

He was never meant to end up here, to meet her, and to have his life changed forever.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: Aeternum Series
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 88869 Read Count: 25986 ePub Downloads: 38
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2020 Updated: April 18, 2023
Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: May 24, 2021 Title: Chapter 12: Only Truth Between Us, Remember?

I swear there is no scene more intimate in fan fiction than a shaving scene. Oof, I love it!

Author's Response: Right?! I thought it might be a good thing to try with these two. Thanks for the review! 

You Take Your Heart With You Wherever You Go by darjeelingandcoke Rated: K [Reviews - 23] 35
Summary: Jim's finally figured out how to get out for good.

A take on the 55 Words To Leave Scranton challenge... and then 110 Words to Come Back Again.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 167 Read Count: 1350 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 16, 2020 Updated: June 09, 2021
Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: June 11, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Scranton City Limits, Sometime in 2013

In a mere 55 words, you make my heart squeeze with joy? Dwight would probably accuse you of witchcraft for this.

Author's Response: Sorry, Dwight. But I'm glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for taking her time to review.

Threat Level Midnight: Epilogue by 3vasectomies Rated: T [Reviews - 3] 7
Summary: Inspired by the feature-length film Threat Level Midnight
He's a criminal with a face of gold.
    She's a hotdog vender with a heart of gold.
What will happen when their paths cross again?
Categories: Other
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Episode Relateds
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1010 Read Count: 2021 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 06, 2020 Updated: November 06, 2020
Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: May 09, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Threat Level Midnight: Epilogue

This literary masterpiece is just the cherry on top of the cinematic masterpiece that is Threat Level Midnight. You really get the nuances of the characters and their stories. So beautiful.

Author's Response:

(My apologies for just now replying to this review, life has been hectic as of late)

Many thanks!  I have to say, it was difficult, trying to replicate these well-developed characters, but hopefully I was able to do the source material justice.

Thanks for the review! 

It would've been you by Basscop69 Rated: M [Reviews - 250] 135
Summary: A Pam/Jim AU - loosely inspired by 'Something Borrowed'. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 126427 Read Count: 37434 ePub Downloads: 21
[Report This] Published: December 11, 2020 Updated: February 06, 2021
Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: June 10, 2021 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Ah, thin walls. You’re throwing me right back to my first year of uni with that. *shudders* at least you showed Pam some mercy haha! 🖤

Author's Response: Thanks very much! And yes, haha - thin walls at uni is definitely an unfortunate memory I can relate to...but I didn't want to be that cruel to Pam (I figured she's probably miserable enough at this point). Thanks so much for the review!  

Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: June 11, 2021 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20

The comment about ‘not being a woman who only eats salad’ was actually so perfectly Ryan lmao. (Definitely made me want to slap him though!)

Author's Response: Haha, thanks - I'm glad you thought it was in character, I definitely felt like I could see him coming out with something that awful/irritating. And I was going for a generally slappable Ryan, so glad that came across lol. 

Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: June 11, 2021 Title: Chapter 29: Epilogue

Argh, this story was so perfect it almost hurt! I love how you wrote these two; even with the situation reversed, you still managed to capture all that pining and longing and love that kept me hooked on the show to begin with!

Author's Response:

Thank you so much! That's so lovely to hear - I'm really glad you enjoyed it :) The pining and longing was definitely what got me Hooke don the show too. Thanks for reading, and for taking the time to leave feedback - I really appreciate it! 

 

 

You Can't Handle The Tooth by darjeelingandcoke Rated: K [Reviews - 8] 20
Summary:
Gabe has a very special new mug. For totally unrelated reasons, Erin needs Pam’s help with… something! In the kitchen! Right now!

A cold open from the second half of Season 7. #7 in the Rejected Cold Opens series.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Episode Related
Characters: Erin, Gabe, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drama, Horror, Humor, Kids/Family, Suspense, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: Rejected Cold Opens
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2657 Read Count: 708 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2021 Updated: April 30, 2021
Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: May 01, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: The Tooth Hurts

That reveal had me howling lmaooooo

Also, I would like a mug like this to horrify my roommates. Sipping on hot chocolate with marshmallows out of... The Tooth Mug.

Author's Response: Me too. Sadly, the part of the backstory I used was the disappearing Etsy seller. The tooth mug may, in fact, be a cursed object. Thanks for reviewing! Glad you enjoyed it.

You Can Hear it in the Silence (You Are in Love) by boredhswf Rated: T [Reviews - 17] 58
Summary: Past Featured Story

She had spent her whole life trying to put it into words.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6333 Read Count: 2911 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: May 08, 2021 Updated: May 08, 2021
Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: May 09, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: And So It Goes

Oooooooh this was so lovely. Taylor Swift makes the ultimate JAM soundtrack, doesn’t she?! I love how soft and subtle, yet all-encompassing Pam’s little realisations were. It’s true that you just know.

Author's Response: She really does! We have done her entire folklore/evermore albums, she's so good. Thank you for your lovely words! :)

The Irrigation Room by Maxine Abbott Rated: K [Reviews - 11] 16
Summary:

 A look through a yearbook has Pam in tears. Set in the future. 

 

A tale of motherhood, fatherhood and teenagers, goodbyes and new beginnings, reunions and memories and a visit to Schrute Farms.


 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Cece Halpert, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Mose, Phillip Halpert, Phillip Schrute
Genres: Kids/Family, Oneshot, Travel
Warnings: None
Challenges: Empty Nest
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4640 Read Count: 1495 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2021 Updated: May 23, 2021
Reviewer: Saturn Signed 1
Date: May 24, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: We Are

This is the sweetest thing 😭

Author's Response:

Well thanks so much. I've been very much like Pam and your emoji recently which is what prompted me to write. Love to think about what's going on with our dear couple and their family (even though this wouldn't have happened yet - but imagining some of the tech of the future is fun too) and this is what I was picturing as of late. Glad you enjoyed and many thanks for letting me know.