Penname: CallieJames Real name: Cailin Kelly
Member Since: December 22, 2006

Bio:
Mid-twenties, obsessive (but not compulsive), falls in love easily and often.
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We by nomadshan Rated: T [Reviews - 49] 40
Summary: Pam and Jim are having twins.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 913 Read Count: 4539 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 30, 2006 Updated: November 30, 2006
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 7
Date: January 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: We

I love the way this one is written.  It's just...absolutely beautiful, reading it from the point of view of their unborn twins.  It's...wow.  I don't even know how to put into words what I'm thinking.  Bravo.

Summary: Past Featured StoryThe rain outside is drumming on the roof of her car and she loves it, hates it, doesn’t understand what’s happening but god, it feels good to do something unexpected.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2401 Read Count: 6773 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: January 29, 2007 Updated: January 29, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 8
Date: January 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

but they stumble because they’re them and they’re clumsy and neither of them has ever had less thought or more feeling in their bodies

just a heavy, warm weight on her chest (it’s what he’s always been)

Those are the.  best.  lines.  ever.

I love, Love, LOVE this story. Bravo!



Author's Response: Oh, thank you!  That second one was one of my favorite lines too, so I'm glad you enjoyed it (and the story)!

Summary: Past Featured StoryYup, it’s a post-Cocktails fic! With a bit of a twist. Karen does a bad thing, and Jim is about to suffer the consequences…
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy
Genres: Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31515 Read Count: 137653 ePub Downloads: 43
[Report This] Published: February 27, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 10
Date: March 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Mosquitoes

I could see this.  I could actually, physically, believably see this.  It was like I was watching the show - no...it was like I was standing there with Jim and Pam and Karen and Roy.  It was like I was waiting to help Pam hold Jim back.  It was so fucking real that it wasn't until I finished chapter 4 that I realized I'd barely been breathing.

This...this is more than I can put into words.  Oh, my God.



Author's Response: WOW! Thank you so much! I'm glad that you've found it so engaging! Hopefully I can keep that up in chapter five :)

Finally Right by gizmo8us Rated: MA [Reviews - 4] 2
Summary: They finally get it right between them
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6530 Read Count: 5174 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 07, 2007 Updated: May 07, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed
Date: May 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I agree with what everyone said - this was really hot, and a good story, but there were just so many errors that it was a bit hard to read.  Great try, though!

Summary:

Kelly gives her new BFF, Pam, a gift that sparks her imagination.

Disclaimer: I own my iBook G4, but I don't own any of the characters from The Office.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1774 Read Count: 7164 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 30, 2007 Updated: May 30, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 7
Date: May 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, honey, PERFECT ending.  And I must agree with EverybodyHurts - let Jim in on the fun!  Bravo!!!


Author's Response: Hahahaha! I'm getting that from folks on LJ too. I have brownies in the oven, and i'm sketching some ideas for story #2. stay tuned!!

Summary: Past Featured StoryThis was submitted for the Office Fiction Writers Challenge. Kevin Malone decides to try his hand at creative writing.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Kevin
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Office Fiction Writers
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 513 Read Count: 2306 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 17, 2007 Updated: June 17, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed
Date: June 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That may have been the funniest thing I've ever read.  I could seriously hear Kevin's voice, and then Pam's yelling at him for it.  Amazing!!

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim passes on the family tradition in 55 words
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Challenges: Daddy Jim, 55
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 426 Read Count: 35636 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 01, 2007 Updated: May 02, 2008
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 7
Date: July 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: 55

That was HILARIOUS.  Oh, my God.  I can totally see my little cousin, (age 3,) doing that.  Because little girls are EVIL.

You totally win. 



Author's Response:

Hehe, I work with four-year-olds. Little boys are violent but little girls are conniving.

 But thanks!!!

Summary: A sort of inner-monologue from Pam, present-tense taking place right at the end of S3.
Categories: Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9255 Read Count: 25345 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 01, 2007 Updated: July 11, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 8
Date: July 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun, or exciting, you make it... BETTER. I love... so much about the person that you choose to be.

Oh, Pam.  I'm in love with her through your words.  PLEASE write more soon. 



Author's Response: Because I'm amazing. lol. Thank you SO much!

Summary: Pam's a little bit miserable during her time of the month. Hopefully Jim can help make it better.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6402 Read Count: 31225 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 09, 2007 Updated: August 03, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed
Date: August 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Get out of my head/body/ovaries.


Or you know, don't.  Because I'm finding it very easy to replace Pam with me.  So...yeah.  FINISH!  :)

Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim blogs on Livejournal...This will be an ongoing story, for as long as I have the patience and inspiration to sustain it.

To try make it more of an interactive experience, any and all comments will be responded to in character as if it is in fact, Jim's Livejournal (from the 8th entry on.)


Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Jim
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: First Days
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5512 Read Count: 28809 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 28, 2007 Updated: September 18, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 8
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Day Three...

Author: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.  Jim as a self-indulgent, pathetic blogger makes my LIFE.  I don't feel so...self-indulgent or pathetic.  Oops.

Jim: Every other woman has done it, so why not me?  I live right in NYC, less than two hours away.  I can be there as soon as you want me to.  I'm very willing to throw away my morals to, uh...help you through your lonely time.  You know, even though I've never met you.  I just believe in helping people.  ;)



Author's Response: NYC, huh? Would you believe that I\'ve only been there once, on a junior high school class trip? My first kiss happened in the elevator at the Milford Plaza Hotel on West 45th Street. I\'ll never forget it. Her name was Judy Jakubowski. She pretended like it never happened. Broke my heart. Heartless wench.

Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 9
Date: November 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Day Three...

That foot/"6" thing?  Damn you, Halpert - or should I say damn you, Pam!  LOL.  I've done it six times sitting here and I'm trying to convince myself it's just a coincidence!  *tries again*

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam try to find their way back. Hopefully without a national audience. Spoilers up to The Job.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4112 Read Count: 6871 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 22, 2007 Updated: August 22, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 8
Date: September 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Love's Such An Old-Fashioned Word

You know, ever since I watched The Office UK's special features, where Lucy Davis said that Tim and Dawn had danced around their romance so long there's no way they would have waited afterwards, I've been stuck on that thought for Jim and Pam.

You hit the nail on the head.  These two can't wait.  It's just not natural.

Oh, and the part with Pam getting ready for the date, I actually felt my heart speeding up and felt like I was reading it at 2x speed.  Very, very effective.

I loved it.



Author's Response:

I tend to think Tim and Dawn didn't even make it out of the building. Did you see the way she was looking at him? (Why is it so hard to find UK Office Fanfic?)

Thanks so much for the great comment, CallieJames!

Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim and Pam surrender to silence after "The Job." A virtual smut-angst festival!

This is smut. Serious, hard-core, unapologetic, squirm in your seat, not-safe-for-work, wild and unhinihibited smut, punctuated by merciless and heart-wrenching angst. In a couple of chapters, there will be smutty angst, and in others, angsty smut. There's even a couple of chapters with no smut at all and some fluff-happy-funny mixed in! But it all ends with a happy bang! Haw. You were warned.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16663 Read Count: 126971 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2007 Updated: September 27, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 9
Date: September 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Sound of Silence

I...  Wow...  Uh...  Hmm...

Jim is the only person allowed to call Pam "bitch", okay?

Ever.

Dear, sweet Jesus. This is too hot for a hormonal single girl to be reading on a night when she's at home with her mama and little brother.



Author's Response: Agreed. Jim is the only one. Ever and always. Also, sorry about the...er...inconvenience, there. Just imagine what I go through writing this stuff...

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim/Pam - The Job onwards. Going through the motions.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3168 Read Count: 6667 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2007 Updated: September 01, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 10
Date: September 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: everything happens for a reason

going in my favourites!

I don't even know how to express how much I love this.  It's just so quietly beautiful.  Bravo.



Author's Response:

I think Jim/Pam have a lot of potential - if only they stay quiet and tone down near the cameras. Oh, writers, please, please, please.
And thank you, so much. I'm glad it was passable. ;)

Hypocrite by LoveFool Rated: T [Reviews - 16] 10
Summary: SPOILER ALERT! 55 Words Based on a recent promo - Pam's talking head.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Let Your Hair Down
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 53 Read Count: 4092 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2007 Updated: September 01, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 7
Date: September 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hypocrite

*sputters*

I had to read this twice.  Can this be real?  Can you take this to Greg and promise not to sue him when he uses it? I'll pay you the royalties if he can have it.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus.  I love you.

Summary: Pam goes on five dates. Rated T
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2065 Read Count: 3596 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: September 02, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 6
Date: September 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I have to say that I loved Ben simply because he was almost Jim but not quite, and Pam realised that before she could really hurt him and, yeah...

Or did I read that completely wrong?  LOL.  Either way, fantastic work.  I loved it.



Author's Response: you read it exactly right! thanks for your feedback.

Summary:

This is an idea I've had for a long time. It is inspired by the very end of the Six Feet Under series finale (hence the title), and it seems that the 55 word style would be perfect for it. Each chapter will focus on a different Office character. 20 chapters are planned.

I do not own these characters, and would not do this to them if I did. No copyright infringement intended.


Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1154 Read Count: 66015 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: November 15, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 7
Date: September 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Morning

I don't watch Six Feet Under but this is definitely translatable in any way.  It's so quietly, understatedly beautiful.  (So what if Firefox is telling me "understatedly" isn't a word - it works.)  And it's so sad, but somehow, I smile at the end of most of them anyway!  Great job, and I can't wait to see the rest of it!

Author's Response: Yeah, I try to balance the sadness with a little bit of hope and happiness at the same time. I'm really glad you like these. Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 10
Date: November 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 19: Memories

A perfect ending for Pam.  I just know that true love holds on, no matter what, and she was able to have that one last tie to Jim.  I'm so glad they went close together, so neither was alone for very long in either life.

Now, please excuse me while I go get a tissue.  :)

Summary: Kelly won't admit that she's dating Andy, but her actions speak louder than her words. Title from the Shins song of the same name.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3039 Read Count: 993 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: September 06, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 9
Date: September 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is the first Kelly/Andy, (sorry, I hate all mashup names,) story I've ever read, and I have to say, I'm glad.  Your words flow together so beautifully, I could feel Kelly's hesitation to fall in love with Andy, and I could see Andy trying but not pushing...

Absolutely beautiful.  I don't know what else to say. 



Author's Response: There are some absolutely fabulous Kelly/Andy writers out there, so you should definately check those out as well. Thank you!

Summary: How Pam tells Jim.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55, Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 50 Read Count: 5488 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 07, 2007 Updated: September 07, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 7
Date: September 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was absolutely adorable.  Jeez.  Exactly what I needed tonight!


Author's Response: glad i could help! thanks for reviewing!

Summary: It’s a lovely afternoon in New York for Jim and Karen – well, let’s face it, not that lovely. Rated T
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4154 Read Count: 4525 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2007 Updated: September 10, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 8
Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Troubled the Water

This makes my post-Office-commercial fic sound like such crap.  :)

Brava.  Very well done and very poignant.  I loved it.  (Both of "it"s.)



Author's Response: ohhh don\'t say that! but uh i guess... thanks?\r\n\r\ni\'m pleased to get a brava :)

+1 by jamarama Rated: K+ [Reviews - 5] 1
Summary:

Pam reveals her pregnancy to Jim. 55 words.


Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55, Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 52 Read Count: 5368 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 12, 2007 Updated: September 12, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 8
Date: September 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

kljsahfdslkfdhlas.  PERFECTION.

Summary:

Real life may not come complete with happy endings, but Jim and Pam find a happily right now.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Katy, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 439 Read Count: 2226 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 24, 2007 Updated: November 24, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 5
Date: November 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky!  But...this from the girl who snuck "Blades Of Glory" into one of her own stories.

Bravo!  Girls should never outgrow princesses - especially when they find a prince of their own!  This was adorable. 

Summary: Post Merger fic. Jim drunkenly calls Pam later that night and the usual angst ensues.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 978 Read Count: 4158 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2007 Updated: November 25, 2007
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 8
Date: November 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: there's a sign that says 'you're finally here,' and, 'welcome home'

I love it.  I love the angst and yet the hope in Jim's silences and in his words.  I love Jim trying to picture Pam on the other end, effectively torturing himself even more.  I LOVE IT.

La Douleur Exquise by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 16] 9
Summary: Title translates to ‘exquisite pain.’ The office reacts when a secret of Jim and Pam’s is revealed: Andy is empathetic, Angela disapproves, and Michael is intrigued. Rated T
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 356 Read Count: 3354 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2008 Updated: May 04, 2008
Reviewer: CallieJames Signed 7
Date: May 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: My good friend Captain Tuna

I always knew Angela was secretly a Flanders.  ;)

 

Awesome story, really.  Pam's a naughty little minx and you know Jim just loves it. 



Author's Response: actually i bet angela would hate flanders - he's such a nice, understanding man.  she IS a minx :)