Bio:
I've never actually written fan fiction before. Luckily, my obsession with The Office is fully supported by friends and family. We've all agreed that we just want Jim and Pam to be friends again, dammit!
Oh, and normally? When I'm normal... I write normal fiction. You know... books, magazine articles, dirty letters...
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Categories: Other, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 973 Read Count: 1677 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: February 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I imagine Roy writing this down after drinking 9 or 10 beers and then crashing with no memory. I assume you stole this off his bed because you don't want him to think about Pam anymore. He's got better things to do with his life. Like living.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Pam, Roy
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 256 Read Count: 2237 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: February 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I imagined this exact same exchange after I saw that episode ! I just knew Roy would be pissed ...especially for a teapot. I bet he never in a million years would drink hot tea. You've succinctly shown how stupid he would think the whole thing was.
Categories: Other, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1929 Read Count: 1801 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: February 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Wow! Sensitive Roy! Always a shocker. Trying to put these thoughtful words inside his neanderthal body was difficult for me until I got into the groove. An interesting groove - he can't articulate the complex thoughts that are ruining his life. On reread, I was glad to see you never have him actually speak aloud any of these thoughts. I think he would be incapable of it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Road Trip
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2098 Read Count: 4127 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: February 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I always like a story where Pam accidentally gets called Mrs. Halpert!
Author's Response: HA! Well there you go!! Thanks muggins!
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Pam/Other
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 642 Read Count: 3357 ePub Downloads: 2
Date: February 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I remember when I first read this I was like, yeah, that's a dream that'll never happen. And then I'm rereading it today and I'm like, oh my! Dwight you could have kissed her in the hallway when she was crying! Nomadshan, you are an oracle of things about to be....
Author's Response:
Shit, let's hope so. *points show's writers to the SmutFic*
Thanks for reviewing, Muggins! ;)
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Michael, Toby, Todd Packer
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3471 Read Count: 648 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: February 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Extremely thought provoking piece. Well written with lots of subtle detail. One of my favorites!
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Creed, Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2012 Read Count: 1297 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: April 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
OOOOh! You so got me! NICE!
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Madge
Genres: Childhood, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 755 Read Count: 1665 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
You are so good at conveying, in just a few words, complex thoughts.
Example please: suggests good sense. Short nails, ruddy skin, steel-toed boots.
When I reread that I was amazed it was so short. I had filled in so much information between the lines. I imagined her trimming her nails each morning so they wouldn't be broken at work hauling stuff. I imagined no nail polish so they wouldn't be chipped. She still wishes to be presentable & pretty, therefore, carefully clipped each day so nothing is ragged or ugly. All that from: short nails. That's just incredible writing! Thank you again and can't wait to read next week's Nomadshan!!
Author's Response: You know, one of my day-jobs is writing grant proposals, and there's often a word- or page-limit, so it's taught me to trim my writing down to the fewest, most effective words possible. Plus, it's fun to try and find those words. Thanks so much for reviewing, Muggins - it's nifty to know you'll be reading one a week :)
Categories: Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 340 Read Count: 2940 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: February 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: 10 Things Jim Hates About Stamford
Oh this was superb! Thank you for putting realistic touches into this top ten list. I like every single one. You must have mulled over this for a long time before writing!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, In Stamford, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11456 Read Count: 27995 ePub Downloads: 3
Date: March 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: The Finale
Jim's eyebrows rose. "Michael has some pretty compromising photos of you and one of the gorillas. And the gorilla's on top."
This really sounds possible to me. Hmmm.
Toby chuckled and said, "Have you ever considered starting your own business? Somewhere... not here?"
Oh Toby. That is so Toby. So perfect....
Author's Response: Yes... Toby :)
Date: March 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: The Rescue
OK too many freakin' brilliant lines to quote. Jigzaw puzzle!!! 3:48:16 a.m!!! He won't thank you till much later!!! Grossvatar!!! tracking device on his car!!! beet juice mayonnaise (that made me want to hurl!)!!! And I am SO GLAD you kept the William Goldman quotes because you are right, mustn't tamper with perfection! Wow! Just, wow!!!
Author's Response: Thanks so much, Muggins, for your comments - so much fun to read! :)
Date: March 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: The Pit
he leaned back against the cold stone wall, and pulled out his phone. Concentrating very hard, Jim sent a text message to the last person he ever thought he would.
Help. The Pit. NYC.
A few moments later, he sent a second one, just in case.
6 fingers
OH MAN! Way to follow the book plot! I was like how's Nomad going to get Inigo Montoya/Dwight to go to Stamford? niiiiiiiice!!
Author's Response: Thanks!
Date: March 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: The Riddle
Michael Michael Michael. "A pet monkey peed in the punchbowl". So original, so bizarre and sooo stupid!
Author's Response: Very Michael, I hope :)
Date: March 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: The Swordfight
Happy sigh.
ARM: "Hello."
ARM: "My name is Dwight K. Schrute."
ARM: "You killed my avatar."
ARM: "Prepare to die."
DPR: ...
DPR: Good luck with that.
ARM: Thank you. I sense honor in you. Too bad I have to kill you.
DPR: You seem pretty special yourself. Shall we?
I can only dream of writing like that. Just. so. Dwight. AND Just. so. Jim.
Author's Response: OK, is it bad that I want to go back and read this one myself, after all your quotes?! I guess that's a good thing :)
Date: March 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Awful Contest
Except Michael, who yelled, "Inconceptable!"
Dwight looked at him closely. "You keep saying that. I don't think it means... anything."
Love, love, love!
I'm doling your stories out slowly (one a week, it's torture, but must be done) even though I want to read them all right now!!! Please keep writing stories, please please please!
Author's Response: Aw, thanks, Muggins! Glad you're enjoying them. :)
Date: March 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: The Perils
In front of him, Andy chuckled into his phone, and said, "Sure thing," before hanging up. He clicked around online a few times, then turned to Jim.
"Hey, Big Tuna. Can I interest you in a friendly match?"
Jim looked up, confused. "What?"
Andy rolled his chair back so Jim could see Andy's monitor. VirtualSwordfight.com. Andy's avatar bounced while it waited.
Jim sighed. "Sure. What the hell." He logged in and their match screen came up. Something caught his eye. "Huh."
For crying out loud! I knew it was coming and I still got chills! How do you do that????
Author's Response: Yay! Glad it worked!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Prior Meeting
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2548 Read Count: 2200 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: February 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Forgotten
Very nicely done. I could totally see this happening. I also liked that Jim backed off so quickly, very in character.
Categories: Other, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 478 Read Count: 3417 ePub Downloads: 0
He'd sworn and she'd promised. Post Casino Night.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 479 Read Count: 2646 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: February 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Nice quiet angst. I like the callback to Jim crossing his fingers in "The Fire".
Categories: Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Jan, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Toby, Todd Packer
Genres: Angst, Drabble, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1518 Read Count: 2437 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: February 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I always like round robins. This is one of those fics that can go on forever. Each time seeing into the dynamics of a different relationship. I especially liked the couples that the show ignores : Roy/Karen, Toby/Angela, Creed/Kelly. Nice work!
Categories: Other, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Darryl, Michael
Genres: Childhood, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 697 Read Count: 2153 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: February 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Yamaha
"He could play basketball for hours in front of a crowd of women, but one well-played love song and a smooth smile, and he’s set for a month."
I liked the way you referenced other episodes of "The Office". I wish we knew more about Darryl's background. Maybe that's why this story is so touching...it fills some of that in for us.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 703 Read Count: 9562 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: February 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Karen
This was a very insightful piece. I liked the small details like the manicure & and the thoughts like "What the hell? Who eats that?" I wish they would give Karen some moments like that in the show. Make her more human.
A series of drabbles, set after Back From Vacation (with some slight spoilers) and deviating from there. Pam makes Jim face the same difficult decision (and consequences) that she had to deal with.
Each drabble is 100 words according to MS Word, so if the summary says otherwise...it's lying. :0)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 100 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9891 Read Count: 382478 ePub Downloads: 12
Date: March 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 98: Sketchy
Okay, I'm a BIG fan of sketchbooks full of Halpert! Did you know that? Because perfect ending. This is where Turnabout's Fair Play ends for me. Because... forget the sex... we've got the sketchbook of LOOOVE!
Author's Response: ha! sweet. i know. i felt like there had to be something moderately sexy in here for everybody. and as much as i love jam!smut, i just *can't* write it. so you get sketches instead. love for muggins!
Date: March 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Remember
Right. I'm writing reviews. Yes, indeed, that's what I'm.... just going to read ONE MORE PAGE... can't help it... it just...
Date: March 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 94: Cracking
"Because I did. And I’ve never been as strong as you." Fact.