this is really interesting, I am firmly in the camp that the only way JAM gets over one another 100% is that they're dead. Love always lingers, and should they be thrown in one anothers path again, both single, who knows what could happen :)

Ohmigod Moxie, please tell me you read the last chapter of A Fool's Bargain. I swear to God I thought everyone on this board was going to think I was insane for personifying Jim's body parts (brain, heart, eyes, Penis) but obviously I was not alone. Thanks so much for this, it's hilarious obviously and much needed confirmation that I am not indeed a freak.

yay! I'm in a fic! I don't know if I have a favorite there are all so good, I'm going to have to go with the catapult and the Jim picnic.

Author's Response: I'm so glad you liked the catapult. That was literally the hardest one for me to translate from my Mom's list. Her list was much gorier than what I posted. I tried to link all her stuff to episodes of the office. For instance she had "pulled apart by wild horses" which I changed to the Mr. Bill reference from "Office Olympics". But the trebuchet? Who mentions a freakin' trebuchet ever? Phew. Glad you liked it.

oh I love this! I love a good cheating Jim! not on the show but in fic it's so hot. I LOVED the one where she trails the pencil down his inner thigh, SO hot.

that was disgusting! I'm not talking about Jim having an erection, I'm talking about him and Karen moving to NYC together- that's just GROSS. ugh fix this fast.

OH MY GOD! I love it when jim's body makes the calls, his brain is too slow on the uptake. This is so so so so great. I mean more now!

1) I love that song, sometimes it haunts my dreams :) Ok not really, but what a good song to haunt dreams, mine are usually stupid and about scary clowns (but that's another story)

2) This is so so so lovely, I really like dwangela a lot and although I think dwight is hilarious, it's angela that truly fascinates me. She seems like she has a tremendous ability to love and I think her backstory with david was so sweet, the image of him begging at the door just kills me.

loving it! i love a good knockedup!Pam when Jim is the dad :) More soon please!

wow, this story is the epitome of romance. I love how Pam knows that he is aware of her soaked shirt, would LOVE to hear that from his perspective. I love his response to her admission that she had wanted to kiss him. Your writing gets more and more beautiful with each passing story...sigh...

Author's Response: And yes, sadly, I guess I am a hopeless romantic. Resistance is futile, LOL. So glad you're still enjoying this - and thanks so much for this very kind review!

wow Jim sounds like he's in love with karen, I can see this ending really badly for Pam. Or maybe jim will convince Pam to try to seduce Ryan to see if he bites (I know you're having mental imagery of that right now) and then there will be another RYAM lovefest, or maybe you'll be kind to jammers this time and jim will reaize that he doesn't give a fuck as to who karen is...well fucking; I'm amazed he can kiss Pam so non-chalantly, last time I kissed someone I was in love I definitely felt something...

so this is your particular brand of genius...leaving us all wanting more! You've really created a unique mystery...mad props.

A wise man once said, "if wishes were horses, beggars would ride," I have no idea how that qoute is relevant to this story; but I wish, I WISH this is how it goes down on the show. I personally think no dice, and Jim is going to choose Karen to further prolong our torture, but hey...if wishes were horses right?

Author's Response:

I agree with you; I think I am going to have to stop watching after May 17.  Luckily I managed to write this before my optimism was crushed by the US Weekly spoiler.

Thanks for reading!

this was awesome, I mean really fabulous. I loved the drunken kiss and how right Karen was about it not being about her. mad kudos

Author's Response: Thanks so much!