Penname: fasterthansnakes Real name:
Member Since: January 12, 2007

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Summary: Jim and his older sister exchange tape recorded messages while she travels with the Peace Corps.  Post "Beach Day," so spoilers through that.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim
Genres: Angst, Childhood
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 973 Read Count: 1232 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 15, 2007 Updated: May 15, 2007
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Date: May 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

my baby sister (she would argue that she's in her 20s and no longer warrants the title but hey five years younger is five years younger! is joining the peace core next year and this tape idea really resonates with me. I can really picture this- his confusion and everything. great story

Author's Response: Ha, my brothers insist on calling me their baby sister, too, and I'm 27! Though I can't imagine how much I'd miss them if they left to join the Peace Corps, good luck to your sister. And thanks for reading and taking the time to review!!

Circus Peanuts by nqllisi Rated: K+ [Reviews - 6] 1
Summary: Jan gets an unexpected visitor in her office. Speculation for what might happen in the Season 3 finale based only on the ep description.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Karen
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1218 Read Count: 2024 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2007 Updated: May 17, 2007
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Date: May 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The firewalk was literal

loved it! what a great metaphor, it really is a great metaphor being dropped into that nuthouse. Sorry Karen, but you just don't belong, don't let the door hit you on the way out though :)

Author's Response: Ha, thanks! Yeah, sorry, Karen...it's been real, but it's time to go! (Fingers firmly crossed).

Summary:

"And if it had been any other day, she would have jumped up when the song came on, turned the dial up to the maximum volume, and opened the hunter green drapes to welcome the warm, sun-kissed spring morning. But today wasn't like any other day."


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2319 Read Count: 2312 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2007 Updated: May 17, 2007
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Date: May 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: She Said, Oh Baby I Feel So Down

great, I love angsty pam! Not to mention that Pam, Jim, you and I all share a love for the same kind of music :)

Ahh...the strokes in the am, what a way to wake up. Oh, I also do not want to think about what karen and jim were doing that made them late to work...gross.



Author's Response: Haha yeah, I am such an indie kid. And I couldn't help but make Pam one too =D And don't worry, there will be  P/J interaction in the next chappy, so whatever K/J were doing that morning will -- hopefully! -- be a distant memory.

Summary:

Begun out of hiatus frustration as an exploration of what we might miss of Jim and Pam's newfound romance, this has grown into something unique and cool, a multi-authored exercise in creativity and obsession.

By the way, we talk about it here if you're interested in saying hi.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 46565 Read Count: 157035 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: May 29, 2007 Updated: August 25, 2007
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Date: June 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - The Date, by Brian

that last chapter was so adorably spot on as to what real couples in love are like :) more please and soon!

Summary:

Jim's life for years revolved around wanting something he could not have. What happens when Jim finally gets everything he ever wanted? Takes place the Monday after "The Job." Jim is with Pam. Karen returns to Scranton.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7157 Read Count: 13624 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 29, 2007 Updated: June 06, 2007
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Date: June 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A House Divided

If karen takes Jim back after this she is officially the most deluded idiot alive. interesting story.

Author's Response: If I had a nickel for every confident, capable, strong woman I know who does everything right except fall for guys who jerk them around... I'd have about a quarter... 30 cents if I get to count Office characters.

Summary: Past Featured StoryThe Ladies Love Cool James.  
Categories: Past, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood, Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3317 Read Count: 17074 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 07, 2007 Updated: June 07, 2007
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Date: June 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Kirsten, 1996-1999

on my husband's and my first date (after months of build up) we didn't make it out of his place for 3 hours (of making out) because when it's the right person there is no 'right time' or 'the rules' it's just right. Sigh, best 5 things EVER!!!!!



Author's Response: Thanks!   Oh, and, just so you know.....Angela would find you to be TOTALLY "whorish" for your face sucking ways.   I, however, am not Angela.   So, I just respect the smoochage.  Way to go.   She shoots, she scores!