Penname: fasterthansnakes Real name:
Member Since: January 12, 2007

Bio:

[Report This]
Reviews by fasterthansnakes
Summary:

 Michael’s leaning forward on his elbows, staring at her across his desk.  “That was definitely heroic and, if I may say so, romantical of you.  Well done.” While he shoots her what is meant to be a congratulatory grin, Pam stares down at the teal glass shards in her laps, still clutching the ice pack, trying desperately to pretend that the tears have stopped.

Post-Cocktails.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14657 Read Count: 13572 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2007 Updated: April 29, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Somewhere in Between

this has to be continued asap. I went back and re-read the last few chapters...and wow, it's so deliciously angsty! from jim not being in love with pam anymore (as if!) to how heartbroken he is that karen doesn't even notice his 'devolution'.

Summary:

It was a night of love and romance on the high seas. Such a pity that the Booze Cruise went up in flames and sank to the bottom of Lake Wallenpaupack.
A crossover with Gilligan's Island...because I have no shame. And I can't do justice to X-Files.


Categories: Crossover, Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Parody, Romance, Travel, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5289 Read Count: 12047 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2007 Updated: August 08, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Welcome to Angela's Isle

can I tell you how much I love this! Jim's kiss would save me too I think. Poor Poor Poor Poor Ryan, what a sight to wake up to.

Summary:

He was well aware of the fact that what he was contemplating (no, planning) could result in the loss of his job; after all, the very definition of a documentary stipulated that the cameramen not alter the natural course of events or become actively involved with the subjects in any way.

Even more than that, though, he understood that to do this would be to tread a dangerous line; it was rather like playing god in some ways.  

What if Jim could see what we've seen?

No spoilers, all speculation.   A oneshot.  Yes, a oneshot.  Seriously - it's finished.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Internet Fanbase
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2804 Read Count: 5287 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: April 03, 2007 Updated: April 03, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

GOD...IF ONLY!

Author's Response: No kidding. Wouldn't it be lovely if the writers decided to throw us all a curve and have Jim and Pam get together this week!?  (That is so not a spoiler, trust me.  Would that it were...)  Thanks for the review!

Summary: A look at why Angela is the way she is.

Categories: Past, Other
Characters: Angela
Genres: Childhood
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1115 Read Count: 3592 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 03, 2007 Updated: April 03, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Teacher's Pet

poor angela, god no wonder she's wound so tight if that's her past. I hope dwight makes her feel beautiful and brilliant.

Author's Response: Yeah, Angela's had a tough past. I didn't realize she did...I didn't expect it to be so dark. But I think Dwiht is good for her, as much as that shocks me to say!

Summary: Past Featured StoryFive different scenarios in which our man finds out Pam is pregnant.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Married
Warnings: None
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5616 Read Count: 40179 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 03, 2007 Updated: April 13, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One

wow. these first two are brutal. I guess kids in my mind just puts the final nail in any relationship coffin. I guess that's what's so heartbreaking. and you're breaking them my friend, you're breaking them.

Author's Response: I know, I know, it's so mean, but I really wanted to write something not fluffy. Stay tuned, though...

Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One

I LOVED THIS. sorry i'm not more eloquent today, but you totally conveyed the heartache both must have felt and all those failed tries. Loved it!

Author's Response: eloquence is overrated, and you did just fine. Thanks so much!

Summary:

Pam had been seeing Jim behind Roy's back for a while now. All is well until he gets a job offer in Stamford. Will Pam finally leave Roy?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1124 Read Count: 5505 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 05, 2007 Updated: April 30, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

you're killing me smalls.

if this turns into a ryan/pam lovefest I'm so out of here. That said way to build the romantic tension! Gotta love the slow clap, and Jim way to shoot yourself in the foot. I feel like it would kind of serve him right to miss out on pam loving but I hate...hate...hate it when Pam switches her affection away really quickly, I mean he loved her for 3 years he's allowed a little indecision, she on the other hand is about 3 years of unrequited loving behind in my book. wow, long review! 

 



Author's Response: hahaha. i promise...no pam/ryan love fest. and i made jim a total dude. if anyone came up to me and professed their love, i'd probably have a similar reaction.

Summary:

Post The Negotiation (no spoilers).

My attempt at working it all out. This will span ten chapters and will include flashbacks to previous episodes/seasons.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Darryl, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy, Toby
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36956 Read Count: 86589 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 27, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

God. I hate Pussy!Jim. I mean I know it's hard to face the whole getting hurt again, but not cool to use your girlfirend as a shield. If he can't get over Pam he should just quit and he and Karen should move to England or something. But not fair to half want both of them.

Author's Response: Eh, I think it's a sucky situation for all three of them, personally, and I think they've all three made some pretty stupid choices: Pam in not getting the guts to just tell him how she feels and what she wants; Jim for not being honest enough to see that he is ultimately doing Karen (and himself) a disservice by trying to force this thing to work; and Karen for hanging on to a guy who clearly is just not there emotionally.  The yes heard 'round the world would've done it for me. 

Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

wow. you really know how to aim for the grief bone don't you. I didn't think reliving that scene would be that heartbreaking, but wow. I wasn't so into this story at the beginning (i was like another post-cocktails) but you've added such depth and pathos to their story that I'm totally engrossed now. I also love how you show Jim being genuinely conflicted about Karen, I hate it when he's irritated by her but still sticks with her because he 'fears' Pam. I think it's much more realistic when he stays with her because he thinks she's genuinely right for him or because he doesn't want to hurt her (because come on he's jim) wow, this was a long review.

Author's Response:

Before I respond to your review, you should know that I'm taking the fingers-in-ears-la-la-la approach to your two latest, because I'm DYING to check them out (particularly the "Fool's Bargain" because that's just too tempting a premise). But I have GOT to get this story done and out of my system (*clears throat*) before it drives me insane.

I'm glad that you're finding this realistic.  I was a bit troubled (just because I love the show too much and have an unnatural affection for John Krasinski) by the majority reaction to the break room scene (i.e. Jim was being petty, an ass, etc.).  I still think it's a situation that's so freaking complicated.  I'll admit that I'm a sucker for a) angst and b) a tortured man (why I don't know), so I do like to tap into Jim's fear of Pam (because it just hearkens back to how in love with her he is, when it comes down to it).  But I don't believe that he feels nothing for Karen or even that he's consciously aware that she's a human shield - so that's what I try to articulate.

And wow, this was a long response!

Thanks for reviewing!   

Summary: Jim finds a dark new side of himself after the Roy attack. Pam and Karen get their first glimpses of it... Update: Ch4 -- Story concludes -- Jim and Pam have their showdown.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4558 Read Count: 14634 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 10, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Twisting the Knife

I think it's funny how we're writing the same story except your hot new guy is a badass and mine is a sweetheart. But we both have Jealous!Jim. My favorite, I like how mean your's is. Can't wait for the fall!

Author's Response: Hey thanks.  I've always liked your work a lot, but I've been so busy writing that I've gotten behind on my reading.    I just read your story and its really neat to compare the different ways we torture Angry New Halpert.

Aftershock by time4moxie Rated: MA [Reviews - 47] 31
Summary: Snarky!Jim has finally pushed Pam far enough to say something.... Takes place about a handful of days after The Negotiation.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4258 Read Count: 35155 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 10, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: What does that even mean?

and even though I hardly ever do this, I'm going to go back and reread this chapter because it's really just what the doctor ordered (and since I am one...I think I can say that with some sense of certainty) Please post soon. I just about swooned when she put her arms around his shoulders and whispered in his ear. PERFECT :)

Paperwork by shan21 Rated: T [Reviews - 59] 34
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim gets fussy and Pam gets fed up.

Spoilers through The Negotiation.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3435 Read Count: 9847 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 08, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

keep the resolutions stories coming! I'm so loving all the fight it out (and then make-out) stories on the board. I loved this. I loved how she waited for him to figure out her cryptic statement and how dense he was about it. I think that he honestly has no idea about how she feels about him now. Great job.

Summary: Pam thinks about the difference between Jim and Roy as lovers. This is not pro-Roy or pro-Jim. I’m trying to find an antidote to "perfect lover Jim" and "total jerk Roy". Contains Pam/Roy, you are warned. No Spoilers.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Past, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1354 Read Count: 3276 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 08, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: You Couldn't Quite Discern Me

I'm starting to love you. Your stuff really keeps it real, I mean come on Pam can't want sugar and adoration all the time, no woman does. I have a feeling that after a few years though Dirty!Jim will emerge (once he's sure enough of himself with her) Now THAT would be a sequel I would love to read. Just a though.

Summary:

That moon-faced kid with a concussion has a conversation with "dad" (AKA Creed) Spoilers for The Injury.


Categories: Episode Related
Characters: Creed, Dwight
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 497 Read Count: 1515 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 08, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

awesome, that was my favorite episode. I loved how fabulous Dwight was with Pam, I entirely forgot about the creed interactions. I loved the bit about the long legged waitress.

Author's Response: I think this is one of my favorite episodes too.  Thanks for reading and reviewing!   Glad you enjoyed it!

Summary: Dunder-Mifflin's Quarterly Comraderie Event takes the office to basic training! Competition and hilarity ensue.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10074 Read Count: 22452 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: Mess Hall

there were at least 6 opportunities during this exchange where one of them should have kissed the other, 'let me see your tongue?' ha, 'let me feel your tongue' should be more like it. Keep going, this is really a fun story although I'm sad boot camp is over :)

Summary:

She lets out a little breath and nudges his shoulder with hers.  “Ooh, Jim, what about Venice?”


Categories: Future
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 418 Read Count: 1990 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 09, 2007 Updated: April 09, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

evil thy name is the office. I'm getting too emotionally invested in these characters, my heart hurts for all of them.

Summary: Jim's evolution is beginning to show it's cracks, and he's not the only one who notices the fact that he is beginning to slip back into his old form.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1263 Read Count: 3674 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 09, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Divine Creation

fabulous, I mean really really good. I hope this is where the show goes, because although I can see him staying mad at her and then a big FIGHT, I'd much rather just see him pulled back into her orbit again. Karen doesn't stand a chance.

Summary: Post-'Negotiation', spoilers through it. Jim's fed up, Pam's a little pathetic. Jim POV.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4330 Read Count: 12158 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 10, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: You Say Love Is a Hell You Cannot Bear

You are so one of my favorite writers, this is exactly the type of angsty sentimental stuff i read fanfic for (i think being personally happy in love makes me a glutton for angst/fluff stuff). You wouldn't believe it but I actually had tears in my eyes when he found her in the stairwell, if you don't post soon we will not be cool.

Author's Response: Thank you!!!! I do this instead of important things, so of course I'll post soon.

Summary: The British cast is thrown together at a convention with the US cast...

Categories: Present, Crossover
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: The British Are Coming
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5065 Read Count: 5521 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2007 Updated: April 25, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

wow this is really interesting! I would love to see Jim's reaction to tim/dawn and see what is up with that chemistry. ooh right more :)

Summary: Thankfully, Jim pays attention when Toby gives seminars. Takes place during "Safety Training" mild spoilers. Pure smut, no talking, no angst...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Oneshot, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1772 Read Count: 10884 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2007 Updated: April 13, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Toby's not totally useless...

talking is totally overrated! I love forceful!Jim. And I didn't think it was dubious consent at all, if she had hesitated even a little I don't think he would have gone for it. I'm also all for him cheating on Karen. Like 100% behind it, for some reason Pam cheating on Roy seemed wrong but in my mind Karen is the one that Jim is having an affair with since his heart so obviously belongs to Pam. If you couldn't tell, I loved this. Loved your descriptions of his face especially, awesome.

Author's Response: oh thank you fasterthansnakes, that was the best review in all of history.  I knew someone would get where I was going! you rock my face :)

Summary:

Over a year after Casino Night, Jim is really happy with Karen. But when Pam finally confesses her feelings to Jim, is it too late for them?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3950 Read Count: 11613 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2007 Updated: April 30, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Thing Is...

eek I feel like whenever I see that fireworksfiasco has been beta-ing I'm not going to like the end of the story. I love the idea of it being too late, because sometimes when it's the right person it never ever is.

Author's Response: Thanks so much!

Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Thing Is...

oh silly jim, casual sex is for teenagers :) I love how stupid they are thinking they can get it out of their system. And what in Jim's fucked up brain is convincing him that he loves Karen, sorry but I just don't see it. You know that I'm going to DEMAND to see another installment of this soon. like asap.

Author's Response: Thanks so much! I love your enthusiasm. The third chapter is in the works right now.

Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Thing Is...

i'm so glad this story is over, and i mean that as the highest compliment because seriously you were giving me ulcers! Silly Jim, how COULD you ever think you'd love someone else as much as Pam, no way Duh! And I'm glad he came clean to Karen, he deserved the punches, even though I'm so against cheating in RL in fanfic it's hot :)

Author's Response: hehe!! Thanks so much!

Summary: Karen realizes that she's been trying to live a life that she just doesn't want anymore.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1693 Read Count: 1894 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2007 Updated: April 14, 2007
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Looking to the future

I would absolutely loved this, gosh I hope this is what happens.

Author's Response: I'm so glad you liked it!  :)  Thank you so much for reading!

Summary: Past Featured Story

Anywhere But Here cover

Role Reversal Challenge: It's May 2006. Jim's wedding is approaching and a lovelorn Pam can't take much more. Starts during Casino Night (or an AU version of it).


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Role Reversal
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 44755 Read Count: 80539 ePub Downloads: 23
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: February 27, 2018
Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: April 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: I've always wanted to see Canada

ohmigoshyouhavetokeepgoingwiththis!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I absolutely love the idea of a role reversal fic! And yeah this would be awesome to see Jim deny his feelings for pam and the kiss, oh man! keep going!