Penname: lama Real name: Molly
Member Since: January 26, 2007

Bio:
I live in suburban America, and I have a cat.
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Only by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 367] 156
Summary: Past Featured Story

This picks up pre-merger and is spoiler free, a bit AU as well.  I began this back in October (maybe even September), and obviously the show has deviated quite a bit from what I speculated here.

This begins with angst, but there is a great deal of fluff, steam, smut, and silly...for several, several chapters.  My idea was to go beyond the happy ending, so to speak.  

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 38 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 96362 Read Count: 224951 ePub Downloads: 64
[Report This] Published: October 05, 2006 Updated: May 17, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: March 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37

Well it ended up taking me two days, but I read the whole thing and I'm just, breathless. So many moments in this story are perfectly, wonderfully Jim & Pam. You've done a tremendous job. And I will for reals be super pissed with TPTB if they deny us a Jim/Pam wedding at some point in the future, because reading that portion of this story has been such a delight. Bravo!!

Author's Response: Wow - you read the whole thing?  That's impressive, epic that it is!  I'm glad you liked it, and I really appreciate the review.  (I also appreciate your absolutely hysterical posts over on TWoP - a regular source of entertainment for me, let me tell you.  :o) 

Summary:

Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 109602 Read Count: 325774 ePub Downloads: 30
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed
Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28 - Pam's Tush

I just read all 28 chapters in one sitting- my eyes hurt, but I totally get why everyone gushes about this story!  Its SO GOOD! 

Reviewer: lama Signed
Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29 - Jim...not a good kisser

Is this my reward for reading straight through the previous chapters tonight?  I literally squealed out loud when refreshed MTT and saw you'd updated.  And this: Jim’s not all that great a kisser himself.  

Looks like someone's lying again!! 



Author's Response: But your eyes! Your poor eyes! And YES YES YES (THIS IS FOR YOU MOM!!!) someone's lying again!!!

Reviewer: lama Signed
Date: March 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31 - skooshed

Oh man, oh man! Pammmmmmm! Your charcoals can't love you like Jim can love you! While I want to slap you for ending the chapter this way, thus forcing me to be all angsty til your next update, thank you for another fantastic chapter and for the dedication! Squee! TWENTYQs HOLLA!

Author's Response: I was a leetle worried about that TwentyQ's part. I just checked and was glad to see that the TWoP TwentyQ's have not taken up the suggestion of removing clothing when getting a 'no' answer. Phew! X-Rated 20Q averted!!!

Reviewer: lama Signed
Date: March 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32 - Like Water For Chocolate

You are EVIL, woman!  "Now, let's try a little tongue"   DON'T DO IT JIM!  I think I laughed the hardest at the Ryan/Kelly bit.  I could totally picture it in my head.  And Dwangela phone sex?  Mama mia!  I think I've caught cooties just thinking about it!

Author's Response: You thought about it? Are you insane!!!! There's a reason why I stopped it where I stopped. That's it, I'm putting my foot down. You are NOT allowed to read any more GirlyGirl. I'm serious. Because.... ewwwww did you think about Creed, too? OK, now I have to go vomit.

Reviewer: lama Signed
Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33 - Karen is murdered tenth

What is Mr. Halpert up to? Sneaky devil. Is there a ban on cursing in comments too? Cause I have a potty mouth, and damn I love me some Girly Girl. Guess who I would murder first? Hint: Her name starts with a K.

Author's Response: I sure hope there's no ban on cursing in comments because uh...then I have been guilty of that. KELLY!!! Poor Kelly, first Angela wants to off her and now little lama! She'd be sooooo disappointed molly, so very, very, disappointed! She just might cry and there would be mascara EVERYWHERE!!!

Reviewer: lama Signed
Date: March 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34 - Rapid Tail Action occurs in Smitten State

Sex and the Scranton City got you a huge laugh from me. Also, I had a major crush on Uncle Jesse. I got to see him play drums with the Beach Boys when I was tweenish. *sigh* WHAT IS JIM DOING? I hope the condoms are for Pam...

Author's Response:

okay, if I were twelve again that whole thing about seeing Uncle Jesse playing drums with old fogies like the Beach Boys would have made me swoon. But now, I'm like, The BEACH BOYS! You saw the Beach Boys? Holy Cow! And they let some two bit actor play drums for them? Explain that please. It would be like Sawyer from Lost playing the drums for the Rolling Stones. Okay, hot, but? The Drums? For the Rolling Stones???

The condoms are not for Pam. They are for SPOILER ALERT Dwight.

Reviewer: lama Signed
Date: March 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35 - Pam's best first date

One very large AWWW to Pam's best first date!  Karen is a bitch.  I just want to smack her.  Hopefully... she'll be out of this girly picture soon?  Hmmmmmmm?



Author's Response:  I just want to smack her.  Oh dear oh dear oh dear! It sounds like you have some issues, lama! Have you considered Anger Management class? Great place to meet single men!!!

Reviewer: lama Signed
Date: March 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 36 - Jim the Lumberjack

Okay seriously Muggs, when are Jim and Pam going to have their talk?  You're going to make me wait until chapter 86, aren't you?  Personally I think chapter 69 would be more appropriate, and I believe Kevin would agree with me.



Author's Response:

All the stars have aligned lama. They will be having their talk in Chapter 38. Karen will be there. Sort of. But she's not so hot at the non-verbals. THANK GOD!

Chapter 69 is reserved specially for Meredith's description of how to use hot sauce when having sex. There will also be naked Jim in Chapter 69, I promise. If I have to go over there and undress him myself, it WILL be done. *Muggins steels herself for chapter 69*

Reviewer: lama Signed
Date: March 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37 - Stanley the Cat-Napper

Hahaha!  I shall spend the rest of the day using the words 'impertinent swine' as often as I can.  I am completely baffled as to what Pam needs to talk to Jim AND Karen about...  Thanks for another great chapter! 

Author's Response: Yay! Bafflement! Always good! And I betcha five bucks when you read the answer tomorrow you'll slap your head and go "OF COURSE!"

Reviewer: lama Signed
Date: March 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38 - Love with De-Fanged Snakes

Oh JIM! The girls are going to be sooooo mad when they find out about this! Please tell me Pam has something up her sleeve with this three way gift thing. Puhlease!!!!!! I can't wait to see Kelly's reaction to the topless thing- and the defanged snake advice? So Dwight. Fantastic!

Author's Response: Pam ALWAYS has something up her sleeve. The problem is she never rolls up those sleeves!

Reviewer: lama Signed
Date: March 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 39: Chapter 39 - Easter Cards or Freaky Alien Sex?

AHAHAHAHAA! Everything about this chapter was funny funny funny!  I loved the Dwight story and Kelly's reaction to Kevin is priceless!!!

Author's Response: Dwight Dwight Dwight. I swear Dwight can make anything funny. He probably ties his shoes funny. He probably put his pants on funny!

Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 40: Chapter 40 - Bobble Head Whack-A-Mole

Poor Kelly.  What a roller coaster of emotion that must have been for her. 


Author's Response: Poor Kelly? Poor Kelly? What about POOR KEVIN. One minute he's got Kelly all over him, the next minute he thinks she's going to kick his ass. Then he realizes ANGELA might kick his ass! Holy smokes! And then phew it all blows over. He's probably curled up in the bathroom trying to think of happy thoughts with his lit candle.

Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 41: Chapter 41 - Angela and her Candy Crucifex

"Jimmy, I’ll do the redhead."  <--- BAHAHAHA!

And I loved the No Cookie line.  That will always be funny.

And thank Thor Jim and Pam are finally alone together!  Here's hoping FilliSMELLY doesn't go and ruin everything!
 



Author's Response: Thor has been very kind to our young lovers. But can Thor stop that thorn in the side of all JAM fans? I think he can, I think he can, I think I can. If need be, Thor will sex Karen up and get her out of there.

Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 42: Chapter 42 - Pam....pretty good kisser

Ok, I HATE New Years, so I'm totally with Angela on this one.  (And that feels really weird to say.)  I completely melted at the Jim/Pam convo in the elevator.  I hope Karen slips on a banana peel while she makes her way down the stairs.

Author's Response: Now explain to me how to get a banana peel in the stairwell?

Reviewer: lama Signed
Date: April 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 44: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair

Muggins, thou art evil! You got a big laugh out of me though, so its ok. ;o)

Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 49: Chapter 49 - Maybe Once I was a Girly Girl

EEEE!!! Its getting so hot up in herr! Is Karen really going to transfer? Is Pam really going to have to be Mose's date? Is Jim going to show up? There is going to be ZERO people at Michael's party! Oh my!

Author's Response: Gosh! You make it sound like Days of Our Lives! What does the future hold for our star-crossed lovers? Will there be a llama at Michael's party? Will Mose show up at the restaurant without Angela's permission? I love the There is going to be ZERO people at Michael's party! Seriously. I am going to enjoy playing 10 Little Indians and knocking everyone off of the party list.

Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: May 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 69: Chapter 69 - 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69

AHAHAHA! Not only, Ms. Muggins, did you provide us with the little gem about doing it 69, 6 or 9 times, but "You can't fax people!" and the return of Gordon? Thank you! THANK YOU. My otherwise dreary Wednesday evening thanks you!

Author's Response:

Oh, I had to do it! TWSS. Because how many authors have reached 69 chapters? It's a small club. We're the 69'ers. We kick the 76'ers butts and then we flip them over and (wait a sec, I just remembered this story is rated PG. Sorry. kids/ It won't happen again!)

Summary: Past Featured Story

She's still the same old person most days, but once in a while she feels something like boldness bubble up inside of her.  Spoilers through Business School.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2026 Read Count: 6206 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 17, 2007 Updated: February 17, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: February 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*sigh* Loved it. Felt like a big hug to my wounded jammy heart.

Summary: Pam sees her relationship with Jim through an artist's eye. Spoilers through "Business School".
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Model
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1591 Read Count: 2914 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 20, 2007 Updated: February 20, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: February 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chiaroscuro

Holy hell, that was good. One of the best I have ever read.

Author's Response: Thanks so much!

Summary: Jim and Pam make some changes in their lives.  Michael has a problem and needs to find some help.  Speculation for Cocktails.
Categories: Episode Related, Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1848 Read Count: 1858 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2007 Updated: February 22, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed
Date: February 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh SIGH. I am extremely satsified with tonights episode, but this would have been an even nicer ending to sweeps. Smutty chapter 2, anyone?

A Message by Peskipiksi Rated: T [Reviews - 28] 17
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam calls Jim to warn him about Roy.  Takes place immediately after Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1172 Read Count: 6232 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 23, 2007 Updated: February 24, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed 9
Date: February 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Warning

Yippee!  Thank you for this!  I can totally see this having happened in just this way.  Very realistic, and very squee-worthy.  I want a chapter 2! 

Hiatus by Maybe Once Rated: MA [Reviews - 29] 10
Summary:

Just like you know will happen, Jim and Pam get together right before a long hiatus. Here is how it all plays out in my happy head. Happy and saucy-- this one starts off all squeaky clean, but quickly earns a "Whorish!" from Angela and a "Niiiiice" from Kevin.  


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7608 Read Count: 41084 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 23, 2007 Updated: March 05, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: February 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Off Camera: Pam

I need a glass of wine. That was... well... bravo, you.

Author's Response: Pour me one, while you're at it.....and thanks!

Elsewhere by girl7 Rated: MA [Reviews - 195] 51
Summary:

Jim's basketball game with the C.F.O. (not his actual initials) gets interrupted with news from what happened at Poor Richard's; he reacts accordingly.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31449 Read Count: 102200 ePub Downloads: 24
[Report This] Published: February 23, 2007 Updated: March 18, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed
Date: March 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

You really have a knack for making me cry.  I have no idea how you made me so sympathetic to Karen, but I just teared up for her.  And I can't stand Karen.  So that was surprising.  Can't wait for the rest!!

Author's Response: Are you themollylama on TWoP?  If so, your posts make me guffaw on a regular basis.  :O) And (if you are indeed she), then apparently I repay you by making you cry.  Very nice.  :o) Thanks so much for the review!

Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: March 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

You are SUCH a tease!  Now I'm dying for the next chapter.  And this: 

As her eyes flicked to his forearms - his sleeves rolled up in a way that struck her as oddly sexual - she was convinced that maybe there was something wrong with her.

Aw hell yea. The most perfectly crafted forearms in the history of humans.



Author's Response:

I'm a big tease - I own it, sister.  :o) And YES, JK should get the award for best forearms EVER.  (Actually, I never noticed forearms - anyone's - until his.  They are very [/Jim] good.)

Thanks for reviewing!