Penname: lama Real name: Molly
Member Since: January 26, 2007

Bio:
I live in suburban America, and I have a cat.
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Reviews by lama
Summary: A short example of the type of literary masterpiece that suits the new "Bad Fanfic" challenge. Please enjoy the glory of this great work of art.
Categories: Other, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 300 Read Count: 4097 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Abomination of the written word.

AHAHAHAHAHA!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! 

You had me at teabagging. 



Author's Response:

You had me at teabagging.

 Heheheh.   That's what he said.  

Summary: Another Bad! Fic entry, this time in the Pure Smut division.  My hope is that this story is SO bad that parents will force their teens to read it in order to prevent them from gittin' it on.   Guaranteed to kill your sex drive!
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Oneshot, Parody, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 319 Read Count: 7030 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2007 Updated: March 17, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: March 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Birth Control in written form.

Your bad fics make me too happy. Hot and dark. Like Denzel Washington? You rule. Ok, here is a dental dam! ?!?! Pure genius.

Author's Response: Do you think they could get Denzel for a guest appearance.  Next up on the Office:  Denzel Washington guest stars as the supply closet!

Summary: Jim. Pam. Hotel room. Set at some point in the not too distant future.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1443 Read Count: 13800 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 18, 2007 Updated: March 18, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

My name is lama, and I am a smut-oholic.  That was fantastic!  Oh, how I love thinking of Jim in his boxers...

Again by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 48] 28
Summary:

Post "Ben Franklin," pre "Phyllis's Wedding."  AU in the sense that...well, things go differently here between Jim and Pam than they went on the show.

This is what I'd wish for. 

Also - this is a completed story.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2897 Read Count: 25260 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: March 19, 2007 Updated: March 19, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

This was just lovely.  You set the scene outside so beautifully- I could feel the warmth.  Now, if only I could feel Jim's lips...

Author's Response:

That comment about feeling Jim's lips has left me snickering like a ten year-old boy...or Michael Scott.  :o) I'm really glad you liked it! 

Thanks for the review --

Summary: Five loosely connected conversations, at various milestones in a relationship. Light, happy and a little spicy.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3116 Read Count: 25596 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 19, 2007 Updated: March 20, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Affliction with No Cure

Squee!  Can't wait for the next two chapters. The reference to Halpert Husbands did me in for a good solid minute.  Oh to have a Halpert Husband.  

Author's Response: Yes, Halpert Syndrome is an affliction I think a lot of us wouldn't mind contracting. Thanks, lama!

Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: March 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: The Good Kind of Pain

I have such a weakness for Pregnant Pam and Daddy Halpert. And Pam realizing that it would be kind of sweet and appropriate for Michael to speak at the wedding was just perfect. Love it!

Author's Response: I know, the whole Pam/Jim preggers thing turns my brain to sap! So glad you liked - and thanks, lama!

Summary: A different take on the Reality-TV challenge.  'The Office' is a hit, but not everyone cares about whether or not what they are watching is real. 
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Ryan
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Reality TV Hit
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1344 Read Count: 4138 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 19, 2007 Updated: March 19, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: digging a hole and the walls are caving in

Well I feel like I've just been through something.  The way you twisted this story and screwed with my mind was absolutely brilliant.  So original.  Damn.  I applaud you.

Author's Response: What a compliment!  Thank you!! Really, I'm so happy that you said that :)

Summary: It's time for Karen to go. But how?
Categories: Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Michael, Todd Packer
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1695 Read Count: 3652 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 20, 2007 Updated: March 20, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: March 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Still laughing- I mean, come on! This was fantastic! Ghonerreah from Packer? Hot dog fingers that smell so good? Karen's rotting flesh stinking up the office? Perfection.

Summary: Past Featured StoryMember's Choice - Pam thought she was throwing these letters away. But what happens when your garbage doesn't stay in the garbage? Set mid-season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47299 Read Count: 181483 ePub Downloads: 32
[Report This] Published: March 25, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2008
Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: just as I find my footing

So I just spent the afternoon falling in love with this story! So sweet, and Martha is such a great character. I can just picture her. I am DYING to see what happens next. The sweetness is just pouring out of this story.

Author's Response: Thank you. I'm glad you like it. And thanks for the rec at TwoP! It made me smile really big.

Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: May 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: still you're my best friend

Garbage Can Letters, how I missed you so! You must update immediately, or risk a very unpleasant shunning. Understood?

Author's Response: Immediately? Yikes. How about definitely sometime next week? Is that soon enough to keep me from being shunned? Please say yes. I'd really rather not end up wearing a sumo costume, floating around Lake Scranton all night. That's been known to happen to previous shunn-ees so you can see why I'd be worried. Thanks for the review!

Summary: Past Featured StoryMichael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.
Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129761 ePub Downloads: 45
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: April 17, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed
Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Anybody making out in here? Not yet, give it time.

I'm not so much split as I am curious which direction this will eventually go... If I had to commit to one specific scenario, it would be of the Jim and Pam screaming at each other on the deck of the boat in the middle of the night until their anger turns into... well something else.  Something naked else.  Huh, what?  Yeah.  But Ryan is being very charming and sexy.  Mainly I'm loving the snide comments Pam and Jim keep throwing at each other.  Could this review be more discombobulated?  I don't think so.  Love this story!

Author's Response: Hehe, I'm plenty okay with a discombobulated review!  Thanks for all the helpful comments!

Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: March 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: I think you're thinking of the Hunt for Red October

Oh man.  OH MAN.  There's too many things I love about this to list- and I'm actually starting to kind of hope that Pam and Ryan hook up.  Its all that talk about his baby blues.  ;o)  Did me in.

Author's Response: Hehehe, I don't think any woman in her right mind would be able to resist those eyes ;) Thanks so much!

Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: March 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: I love girl talk

So fantastic! I loved the dancing parallels with Phyllis' Wedding, I loved the fuck Jim/fuck Ryan bit, and oooh you minx! You put Pam and Jim in a closet! I'm in love with this story and I can't wait to see what happens next. The biggest question for me is, if Ryan eventually does try to kiss Pam, will Pam kiss him back?

Author's Response: That is the looming question isn't it? ;) I'm so glad you're enjoying the parallels to Phyllis' Wedding, I'm trying to kind of point out that Pam was in a pretty bad place when she left with Roy (really lacking in confidence, etc) and so now this is a different situation and she's not doing things based on desperation, but because she wants to. 

Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: April 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Sparkling cider is very good.

"Okay, so, next up?... the reason why I rated this story "explicit" so... yeah. I'm a bit nervous :)"

Thank you!  I know now not to read the next chapter at work!  And huminah huminah holy wah wah woo.  I guess the figure walking toward Pam could be either Jim or Ryan, each marked by their height (or lack thereof)  I will be quietly waiting and DYING for the next chapter.   



Author's Response: It will definitely be up tomorrow, and thank you!!

Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: It's been a really rough couple of days... this helps a little.

What have you done to me? I was frantically reading this chapter hoping, HOPING that Ryan and Pam would have another little, ahem, session. When the phone rang- I wanted it to be Ryan. I'm also kind of hoping Pam ends up at Ryan's graduation. I don't even know who I am anymore!

Author's Response: Yes!  That is awesome!! Seriously, you have no idea :) Heeee

Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: It's impractical, I'm not going to try to get a house like that.

Poor Pammy.  Two hot guys gunning for you?  That must be tough.  ;o) 

Jim is such a wuss, and I love that this story has allowed me to have an outlet for the teeny tiny bit of Jim hate I've been feeling recently.   

Victory by Maybe Once Rated: MA [Reviews - 17] 5
Summary: Sometimes, the closest thing to winning is settling for getting there first.
Categories: Other
Characters: Karen
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Oneshot, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1109 Read Count: 4068 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 29, 2007 Updated: March 29, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: March 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Karen, for the Win.

Karen is evil. Holy nutballs.  That was some sexy revenge!

Summary:

Post The Negotiation (no spoilers).

My attempt at working it all out. This will span ten chapters and will include flashbacks to previous episodes/seasons.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Darryl, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy, Toby
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36956 Read Count: 86534 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 27, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

So I'm normally a Karen hater. I sheepishly admit that because I know its a petty way to feel. But this latest chapter (and really, the way you've handled her through this entire story) has endeared her to me in a way I didn't think possible. So kudos to you! At the same time, am I glad she's now out of Jim's picture? Yeppers. Yeppers, I am. Eaglerly awaiting your next update...

Author's Response:

You are not petty for hating Karen; you'd be petty if you hated her because her hair's flat.  :o) I'm glad you were sympathetic to her here - it's what I was going for!  

Thanks for reviewing! 

Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: April 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

*Fans herself*

Uh... yeah...

WOW.

Author's Response:

*slow, pervy Kevin smile*

Ahem.  Glad you liked it.  :o)  

Aftershock by time4moxie Rated: MA [Reviews - 47] 28
Summary: Snarky!Jim has finally pushed Pam far enough to say something.... Takes place about a handful of days after The Negotiation.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4258 Read Count: 35132 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 10, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Let's give them to something to talk

Moxie, this was so lovely. Sexy as hell, but also very sweet and touching. Really a joy to read, thank you!

Jigsaw by Night Swept Rated: MA [Reviews - 48] 21
Summary:

Crossover between the Saw movies and The Office. The Jigsaw killer kidnaps Jim and puts him to a horrific test. Like all games with this deranged killer, however, there are cruel twists waiting at every juncture. Updated CH4 -- Everyone is in a tough spot-- How does it all end?


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4163 Read Count: 6907 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2007 Updated: April 14, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Test

I love it.  I'm in pain reading it, because you've written it so well that its as if I'm in the room with them.  I'm dying for more.  I have no idea what Jim is going to do.  

Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Choice

Holy crap.  HOLY CRAP.  So you're telling me that Pam not being connected to the generator ISN'T the big twist?  Cause that shocked the hell out of me.  I'm going to have to peak at your spoiler on TWoP but before I do, my guess as to the identity of the masked killer: Katy

Dark by falldownmore Rated: MA [Reviews - 25] 16
Summary:

By the time her breathing had returned to normal, he was gone.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1817 Read Count: 5435 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: April 18, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One

Well this has the potential to turn into my favorite story EVER. H-O-T.

I love Jim feeling trapped, needing to escape, and then finding himself in THAT position with Pam.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Member's Choice - “My father died, so I’ll need a few days.” She explained in an unaffected sounding voice that surprised even herself. The three other parties in the room were stunned into silence. Jim spoke first. “Jesus, Pam…” She stood with her back to him and addressed Michael as if Jim had not made a sound…as if Jim did not exist. It was the only way.


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 40335 Read Count: 157369 ePub Downloads: 42
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2007 Updated: June 03, 2007
Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: May 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Another Tequila Shot

Donk.

That was the sound of my head hitting my desk.

I hope you know how talented you are- there's something about the way you've crafted this story, the way you lead me down a path of emotion, that is just. freaking. brilliant. 

 



Author's Response: lol thank you.  maybe Jim should get you some ice for the bump on your head too ;-)

Reviewer: lama Signed 10
Date: April 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Phantom Bruises

I think its very readable. I caught myself up on this story this weekend. I really appreciate how you've written Pam in this situation- very real. I went through this when I was 19 and four hours away from my family at college. Younger than Pam, but still, I can't tell you how much it would have meant to me to have someone there. Probably TMI, but I think its why I'm enjoying this story so much.

Author's Response:

Def not TMI ;-) I recently lost a father figure and I'm sure that's exactly where this story is coming from. 

Thank you so much for the review, I can't tell you how glad I am to know that it reads realistically for someone other than myself lol.  Sometimes I write and have no idea whether anyone else can relate.  Keep reading, I'll try to keep it going ;-)