Penname: Weetzie Real name:
Member Since: March 08, 2007

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Only by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 367] 156
Summary: Past Featured Story

This picks up pre-merger and is spoiler free, a bit AU as well.  I began this back in October (maybe even September), and obviously the show has deviated quite a bit from what I speculated here.

This begins with angst, but there is a great deal of fluff, steam, smut, and silly...for several, several chapters.  My idea was to go beyond the happy ending, so to speak.  

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 38 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 96362 Read Count: 217784 ePub Downloads: 60
[Report This] Published: October 05, 2006 Updated: May 17, 2007
Reviewer: Weetzie Signed 9
Date: March 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 36

Oh, Michael! It's interesting how he always redeems himself, though, isn' it? Well, almost always.....Lovely, as usual!

Author's Response: Thanks so much!  Yeah, I have such a big old soft spot for Michael.  My husband constantly reminds me that, if we knew him in "real" life, I'd hate him.  ....Which is probably true. :o)  Thanks again for reviewing!

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhen gods want to punish us, they grant us our wishes.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13048 Read Count: 14546 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2006 Updated: April 14, 2007
Reviewer: Weetzie Signed 10
Date: April 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

So, when are you posting more? Tell me it'll be soon!! This story is so awesome and I have a feeling we are coming up to the best chapters. The Jim-containing chapters....I can't wait to see how he responds to her for the first time ever. 

Author's Response: I'll try to update soon...ish. I really will:) Yes, there will be more Jim from now on;) Thanks for the review:)

Reviewer: Weetzie Signed 10
Date: April 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Wow, this story is breaking my heart. Calling him to hear his voice when he doesn't even know she exists! This is so unbelievably good and intriguing. 

Author's Response: Sorry for breaking your heart;) It will get better eventually;)

Summary:

Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 109602 Read Count: 320882 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Reviewer: Weetzie Signed
Date: March 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23 - Girly Girl SMACKDOWN!

Awesome as usual! This is my favorite story right now and I literally squeak when I see it's been updated!


Author's Response:

 I saw your name and instantly thought "Weetzie Bat" which is this obscure book. Then you say you 'literally squeaked'. Like you were a bat! And I was like "NO!" And then I realized you have to stay away from Dwight because that man is packing heat. I was thinking if I were you, Weetzie, I'd also stay away from Kelly because that girl is NOT your friend! Finally I realized "Muggins, it's just a show. Dwight is not going to take down one of my readers" Although, maybe I should stop writing stuff that makes you squeak. As a safety precaution. Because I worry about these things.

 

Reviewer: Weetzie Signed
Date: March 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26 - Dwight's Grandma Fetish

Ok, Karen needs to get slapped. A better kisser? Puh-leezzz


Author's Response: Interesting suggestion. People who would also enjoy watching Pam slap Karen: Creed, Kevin, Michael, Dwight, Meredith, possibly Angela. You're in interesting company there, Weetzie

Reviewer: Weetzie Signed
Date: March 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27 - SHE'S LYING

Awesome chapter! I was so excited when Pam was about to attack Karen. And then the end? Perfect. I cannot wait for the next chapter, as usual.

Reviewer: Weetzie Signed 10
Date: March 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32 - Like Water For Chocolate

Man, kissing lessons for Jim? Why not me!? Stupid Karen...

Author's Response: Well, Weetzie, the option was there last chapter and I didn't see anyone in their reviews step up to the bat and offer. Maybe next time you'll be less stand-off-ish so Karen won't beat you to the punch. For instance..I'm just throwing this out there...what if Katy stopped by and joked with Pam that Jim wasn't any good in the sack? Are you going to spend your review calling Katy a moron? Or are you going to take one for the team and offer to help Jim on his lovemaking skillz? These are the things you've got to be prepared for!

Reviewer: Weetzie Signed 10
Date: March 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34 - Rapid Tail Action occurs in Smitten State

Can I just say that I would loooove to see Jim slither into the office? And that anyone who calls me weird for saying that is secretly wishing for the very same thing?


Author's Response: I was rereading that because I always reread the last chapter right before I start writing a new chapter and I was like "Geez, I put a hell of a lot of slithers in that paragraph." I think I was kinda captivated by the idea of Jim slithering. To quote Pam: Did I say that too loud? I feel like I'm talking really loud....

Reviewer: Weetzie Signed 10
Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 42: Chapter 42 - Pam....pretty good kisser

Oh Creed...And right after watching "Gay Witch Hunt" where he say " A man might have slipped in there. There's really no way to know." (Or something similar) I love him. Oh and I will volunteer to give Pam and Jim kissing lessons. Is that where this is heading? I am not missing out again!


Author's Response: Sending Jim and Pam over to your place for kissing lessons. Poor kids. They need lots and lots and lots of practice.

Reviewer: Weetzie Signed
Date: March 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 43: Chapter 43 - Michael: A blue ladybug

Aww...does Karen feel excluded and loser-ish with Jim and Pam? Awesome!

Reviewer: Weetzie Signed
Date: April 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 45: Chapter 45 - "Hopefully, Jim wore a condom."

Wow, I am so obsessed with Pam/Ryan interaction! I got all excited when they spoke. (Way too into Hey Jealousy...) Karen is such a LOSER! Look, I'm even making an "L" with my fingers and putting them on my forehead!

Reviewer: Weetzie Signed 10
Date: April 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 46: Chapter 46 - Kelly is all alone.

Wow, a restaurant actually buys beets from Shrute farm? Amazing...Ok, Dwight is really cute as a boyfriend. But then I read this: ...he sure hoped it was going down on Dwight. and then Dwight and Jim went in the little room together. And now I'm feeling a bit like Meredith or something. Also, come on, how hot is Jim saying "we are MEN." 

Author's Response:

Girl. You have a very dirty...I mean I thought I was dirty minded and I didn't see that AT ALL.

Answer - Very hot. They have to have him say it in the show. It must be done.

Reviewer: Weetzie Signed 10
Date: April 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 55: Chapter 55 - Jill Munroe (remember her?)

Oh, I so want a visual of Angela dressed as either Doris Day or Farrah Fawcett! I am also loving how macho Jim is getting in this story. I can only imagine what he'll be like in chapter 125 or 130. (Come on, you know you're just going to keep writing them until no one reads it anymore!!)


Author's Response: chapter 125, sigh. That is so far, far away. By then Jim will have ripped off his shirt and will have Pam bound to his desk. I really see no other way the story can go.

Summary: Past Featured StoryYup, it’s a post-Cocktails fic! With a bit of a twist. Karen does a bad thing, and Jim is about to suffer the consequences…
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy
Genres: Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31515 Read Count: 111777 ePub Downloads: 28
[Report This] Published: February 27, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: Weetzie Signed 10
Date: March 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Truth

Wow, I just laughed so much at Kenny. First at Jim's reaction to him smashing his car, and then when he yelled "Jet Skis!" before collapsing. Perfection!


Author's Response: Heh. Yeah. That part was fun to write. That was actually the first part I thought of when I decided to write a Post-Cocktails story. I was like, "Kenny must scream 'JET SKIS' and then pass out." Thanks for reading!

Reviewer: Weetzie Signed 10
Date: April 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Epilogue

Wonderful! I love Kelly's longest word! Have fun wherever you are going. We will miss your fantastic stories, but maybe being in another country will give you inspiration and you will come back and write lots of new stories!!

Summary: Past Featured StoryPam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 258218 ePub Downloads: 69
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
Reviewer: Weetzie Signed 10
Date: March 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Streets that follow like a tedious argument

Ooh....Karen threatened her, didn't she? She must have! Man, I cannot wait for more!

Farewell by BeckySue Rated: K [Reviews - 44] 10
Summary:

“Pam? Well, we are more like acquaintances now. She does her own thing and I do mine. It’s best this way if you think about it,”  Jim said into the camera.

Pam is leaving Dunder Mifflin. Where do Jim and Pam stand before her departure?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10696 Read Count: 10416 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 07, 2007 Updated: March 25, 2007
Reviewer: Weetzie Signed 8
Date: March 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I really like this story! It's so nice to see Pam in Paris, alone. I would love it if you kept going! (Oh, and I would only expect a reply if you have something that you want/need to say. Otherwise, just soak up the praise!)

Summary: A little mini Jim and Pam fic.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1265 Read Count: 2693 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 07, 2007 Updated: March 07, 2007
Reviewer: Weetzie Signed 9
Date: March 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A New Beginning

Really cute! 

Author's Response: Thanks for the review, Weetzie. I'm glad that you thought it was cute.

Summary: The first round robin. Kelly knows a secret about Karen and can't wait to tell Pam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Kelly
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3331 Read Count: 9757 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 08, 2007 Updated: March 09, 2007
Reviewer: Weetzie Signed 10
Date: March 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Moxie's chapter

AHHHH!! WOW....

Coming Home by Maybe Once Rated: T [Reviews - 27] 6
Summary: When waiting for Jim gets to be too much to bear.....
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1994 Read Count: 11448 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 08, 2007 Updated: April 14, 2007
Reviewer: Weetzie Signed 10
Date: March 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 -- Broken

I really like your stories a lot, Maybe Once! I never find myself reading them and thinking, "That would never happen". Great start with this one, can't wait to see where it's headed!

Author's Response: Wow, thanks a lot! 

Summary: It's been four years since she walked in to Dunder Mifflin. And it's been four years since she's ever thought about anyone else.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5541 Read Count: 11529 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 08, 2007 Updated: May 25, 2007
Reviewer: Weetzie Signed 7
Date: March 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Mix Tapes and Heartache

Hmm...I think it could work both ways. It's great as is, but I would be interested in reading more. Either way, great story.

Author's Response: Thanks for taking the time.

Summary: Beesley uses art as therapy and creates a new masterpiece for Michael; Halpert takes a hard look at himself.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Toby
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11737 Read Count: 20205 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 10, 2007 Updated: March 17, 2007
Reviewer: Weetzie Signed
Date: March 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Chapters 1-3

Awesome story! Keep going....quick. :)


Author's Response: Working on it!  Thanks!

Reviewer: Weetzie Signed 10
Date: March 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 (Chapters 9-14, conclusion)

Wow, that was so beautiful! You really did a great job with this whole story. Thank you for writing it!


Author's Response: You're welcome!  Thanks for the kind words.

Summary: Post Cocktails. A conclusion to the mess that is Jarinjamram. Hopefully it'll develop to something longer. Spoilers post Cocktails
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4158 Read Count: 7045 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 10, 2007 Updated: March 11, 2007
Reviewer: Weetzie Signed
Date: March 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Aftermath

Wow. It's almost cathartic to see Karen being this horrible of a person. Write more, like, right now!


Author's Response: I'm on it!!

Three Mistakes by Misao7 Rated: T [Reviews - 9] 4
Summary:

Three moments in the life of Pam and Jim when a mistake defines, pulls, and changes things.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: Drabble, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 898 Read Count: 1493 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 10, 2007 Updated: March 10, 2007
Reviewer: Weetzie Signed 10
Date: March 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Loved these little stories! I especially love the idea of Dwight supporting Jim and being excited that he finally gets Pam.