Summary: What if, instead of the booze cruise, Phyllis was right about the whole office heading to Florida? Jam! Dwight in a Speedo! It doesn't get better than this!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 21362 Read Count: 43717 ePub Downloads: 1
Penname: UrkelGrue Real name: Anna
Member Since: March 24, 2007
Bio:
I love The Office. People have to constantly remind me that The Office is not, in fact, my life.
Bio:
I love The Office. People have to constantly remind me that The Office is not, in fact, my life.
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[Report This] Published: January 30, 2007 Updated: July 05, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 
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Date: May 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
10 Date: May 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
So true!
Chinface IS the worst disease.
and once you see it you just can't stop laughing.
It makes people think you're a drunk.
Summary:
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 109602 Read Count: 338348 ePub Downloads: 39
Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 109602 Read Count: 338348 ePub Downloads: 39
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: June 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 81: Chapter 81 - Jim's Dream Date (Kinda Lame)
Date: June 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 81: Chapter 81 - Jim's Dream Date (Kinda Lame)
Oh my god, I LOVE Facca Luna! It is my favorite resturant EVER. My niece works there. They have the best salads.
Author's Response: Excellent! I did my research well. I looked through the Scranton newspaper website and saw that Facca Luna won Best New Restaurant for the Electric City last year.... I'm glad they have good salads, you know Pam would be pleased!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 71513 Read Count: 125444 ePub Downloads: 3
Eight years has passed since Jim and Pam have spoken. Many things have changed in their lives including a little girl that captures their hearts.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 71513 Read Count: 125444 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: February 14, 2007 Updated: November 06, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: June 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 23: Intruder
Date: June 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 23: Intruder
Hahaha! Oh god, poor Jim. This happened to me once. Oddly enough tomato juice did help...but then I smelled like tomatoes.
Author's Response: Im so sorry I had to drudge up bad memories for you! What a terrible thing to happen. I'm so glad that you read and commented! Thanks! I appreciate it!
Summary: 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 737 Read Count: 3738 ePub Downloads: 0
Pam spills her secret, but Karen is listening.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 737 Read Count: 3738 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 15, 2007 Updated: February 15, 2007
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Date: May 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Why you shouldn't eavesdrop
Date: May 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Why you shouldn't eavesdrop
Haha! That was so good!
Author's Response: Hey, thanks! I loved the "real" way Jim found out on the show, but I am still pretty happy with this story. Thanks for reading!
Summary: Pam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288884 ePub Downloads: 114
Pam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails. Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288884 ePub Downloads: 114
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
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Date: April 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: Before the taking of a toast and tea
Date: April 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: Before the taking of a toast and tea
aw! That's adorable!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Karen, Other
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15365 Read Count: 50673 ePub Downloads: 8
A shockingly accurate post-cocktails fic written during the hainous. Jim rebuffs Pam's apologies and while distraught at the grocery store she meets a handsome stranger who catches Karen's eye too.
EPILOGUE ADDED :) STORY FINISHED! I had to change it to Explicit Sexual Content so avoid the epilogue if that isn't really your thing.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Karen, Other
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15365 Read Count: 50673 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2007 Updated: May 16, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: It Would Be Easier to Move On if I Didn't Love You So Much
Date: April 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: It Would Be Easier to Move On if I Didn't Love You So Much
aw! that was cute...the end of this chapter, that is.
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: What if the Beatles Were Wrong?
Date: April 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: What if the Beatles Were Wrong?
Again, nice chapter.
As for a guess with the title? "All you need is love."?
Maybe. whatever. good story.
Summary: Member's Choice - Pam thought she was throwing these letters away. But what happens when your garbage doesn't stay in the garbage? Set mid-season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47299 Read Count: 181994 ePub Downloads: 33
Member's Choice - Pam thought she was throwing these letters away. But what happens when your garbage doesn't stay in the garbage? Set mid-season 3.Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47299 Read Count: 181994 ePub Downloads: 33
[Report This] Published: March 25, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2008
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: to follow the sweat down your spine
10 Date: July 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: to follow the sweat down your spine
Aw! That is so romantic!
Jim is seriously my dream guy...
Author's Response: Everyone needs a little Romantic!Jim in their lives. Thanks for the review! ;)
Summary: Michael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.
Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129817 ePub Downloads: 45
Michael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129817 ePub Downloads: 45
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: April 17, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Sparkling cider is very good.
Date: April 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Sparkling cider is very good.
Keep going...
I NEED to know what happens.
I'm sick right now and can only venture as far away from my house as the backyard.
You know what? I think the only way to end all this unresolved sexual tension between Ryan, Pam, Jim, and Karen (sort of since she said that thing about ryan and the panties) is to have an orgy.
Just a random thought.
haha..
I NEED ANOTHER CHAPTER ASAP!
sorry
I'm going crazy.
Author's Response: Oh man, you figured out the next chapter! GIANT ORGY! Hahah. Thank you so much! There should be more up later today ;)
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: It's impractical, I'm not going to try to get a house like that.
Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: It's impractical, I'm not going to try to get a house like that.
aww! I need to know what happens! you totally left us hanging!
AND THERE STILL HASN'T BEEN AN ORGY!! What is up with that?!
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: It's been a really rough couple of days... this helps a little.
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: It's been a really rough couple of days... this helps a little.
Love it. Need more. Had the WORST week EVER. cheer me up.
By the way, I LOVE Deep Creek Lake! It's so pretty!
Author's Response: Yes! Deep Creek rocks :) I should have more up really soon, once I write it!
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Well I heard they made out... and had sex.
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Well I heard they made out... and had sex.
I'm very excited to see what happens next.
I need more chapters ASAP
I'm going crazy without all this unresolved sexual tension between Ryan and Jim! haha.
Author's Response: Hahaha, I know right? Think people would get mad if I ended it with a torrid Jim/Ryan love affair??
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: I did not do that. That sounds disgusting.
Date: April 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: I did not do that. That sounds disgusting.
That was good. Filled with sexual tension.
I'm glad I could inspire you.
I can't wait to see how Jim reacts.
Seriously
I CAN'T WAIT!
haha! I was just realizing, how funny would it be if Karen screamed Ryan's (or Pam's!) name during sex. Hahaha! Jim would go totally insane.
Seriously though, that was pretty close to an orgy.
I am starting to feel some sexual tension between Jim and Ryan. You cut cut that with I knife.
Again, I must repeat that I am sick and delirious so this could just be all in my head.
Anyways, AMAZING chapter. Keep it up.
Author's Response: Hahaha, Karen screaming Pam's name, now THERE is a twist! Maybe Jim and Ryan should just jump in bed together... think anyone would flame me for that? hahah
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: I just don't want it to be weird... you know?
Date: April 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: I just don't want it to be weird... you know?
Ah! I'm going insane! I need more!
I HAVE to know what happens!
Author's Response: Hee, thank you! Ask and ye shall receive ;)
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: I just don't want it to be weird... you know?
Date: April 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: I just don't want it to be weird... you know?
great chapter. I love Ryan/Pam but I miss Pam/Jim....even if he is still being a tool.. (I love that word)
I like the tension..ness
Author's Response: Tool is possibly one of the greatest words to use ever, hehe. Thank you!
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hold on, its gonna be a bumpy one
Date: April 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hold on, its gonna be a bumpy one
Ellen Pompeo annoys the crap outta me too!!!
Author's Response: Haha yes! That's the one thing I can't get past on that show, otherwise I would probably watch it. Although, I happen to find Patrick Dempsey kind of annoying too... so maybe if they just cut out that plotline entirely I"ll be on board :)
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Anybody making out in here? Not yet, give it time.
Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Anybody making out in here? Not yet, give it time.
haha! yeah! i love a jealous jim!
more please?
very very soon?
Author's Response: Jealous!Jim is my favorite, hehe. More tomorrow I hope!
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: March 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hold on, its gonna be a bumpy one
Date: March 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hold on, its gonna be a bumpy one
By the way, if you watch Greys Anatomy, this is the perfect thing Pam should tell Jim:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK4UKD2dzMg
Seriously though. He DID leave her.
Author's Response: Ooh, I don't watch Grey's Anatomy (most because Ellen Pompeo just annoys the crap outta me for some unknown reason) but that is kind of fitting huh? "You don't get to call me a whore, Jim!" Love it. And you are right, he totally left her, AND chose Karen.
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hold on, its gonna be a bumpy one
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hold on, its gonna be a bumpy one
Love it. Write more. Now please?
Author's Response: Your wish is my command ;) Hope you like the next chapter!
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hold on, its gonna be a bumpy one
Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hold on, its gonna be a bumpy one
I love it to death. More please?
Author's Response: I'll definitely post more today when I get home from work, so glad you're enjoying it!
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: March 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: I think you're thinking of the Hunt for Red October
Date: March 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: I think you're thinking of the Hunt for Red October
this story is actually so distracting and good I keep reading it over and over again and then realize I should actually be spending more time finishing my own fan fic....
yeah, thanks for distracting me! ;-)
Author's Response: That is so awesome! I'm happy to provide the distraction :)
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: March 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: I love girl talk
Date: March 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: I love girl talk
awww! I'm so torn. Jim. Ryan. Jim. Ryan. Jim or Ryan?!!
Jim wasn't as much of a tool in this chapter.
You did a very good job on making this realistic.
I've been in a similar sitution as Pam is.
I hope it ends better for her. ;-)
Author's Response: Oh yes, I've definitely been there too. I think its kind of interesting to work with Pam in this situation because she's really only been with one guy EVER, and then she has been pining over Jim for months now, so imagine how she must feel having this completely new person taking such an interest in her? That would be a hard thing to sort out if I was her :) Plus, Ryan's freakin hot... just sayin. Thank you once again! Love your comments :)
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: The suspense is just so exciting, isn't it?
Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: The suspense is just so exciting, isn't it?
Jim is being such a tool.
I love it.
Please continue.
Author's Response: Hehe, thank you!
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: March 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: I think you're thinking of the Hunt for Red October
Date: March 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: I think you're thinking of the Hunt for Red October
Hahahaha! Pam and Ryan do make a good temporary couple.
Still, jealous Jim is being a tool...
so typical of men.
Author's Response: I know! Haha, when guys feel threatened they become real assholes. Thanks for the comment!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7240 Read Count: 35356 ePub Downloads: 4
“I get it now, she’s everything I’m not.” She says as a few tears slip out from beneath her lashes. His subconscious realizes at this moment that she’s unconsciously mimicking a line from the Royal Tenenbaums, one of their joint favorite films. When he replays this conversation in his mind later, this will break his heart.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7240 Read Count: 35356 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2007