Penname: GodInThisChilis Real name: Melissa
Member Since: April 01, 2007

Bio:

Author of the Month July 2018

I teach 8th grade US History and I love the Office. I'm new to fic writing but am having a great time.


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Reviews by GodInThisChilis
Summary: Jim calls Karen after his interview. Spoilers for "The Job" (season 3 finale).
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Karen
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 638 Read Count: 4860 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 18, 2007 Updated: May 18, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: May 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: I can't just leave you here

Yes. I have no doubt this happened (though it would be funning to see S4 start with Karen hitching on the side of the road w/ a piece of cardboard that says, "SCRANTON"

Just great!



Author's Response:

Oh, heavens, that would be funny. Mean, but funny!

 Thank you very much!

Summary:

They will have a bedroom with red walls and deep blue sheets, and the last thing they will do every night before falling asleep is to laugh at a private joke only they would understand. 

An odd little peice I wrote post-The Job. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 682 Read Count: 3546 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 19, 2007 Updated: May 19, 2007
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Date: May 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is so lovely. It made me cry. Wow.

Author's Response: Aw, good tears I hope!  That's quite the compliment. 

Summary: Jim and Pam go out to dinner. The menu? A big heaping plate of FLUFF.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3904 Read Count: 9861 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 19, 2007 Updated: May 19, 2007
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Date: May 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Life, it's ever so strange

I literally can't wait to see where this goes next. Excellent job!

Summary:

Jim asks Pam out after his return from NYC. Will it be the perfect first date or will their nerves get the best of them?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19498 Read Count: 48905 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: May 24, 2007 Updated: June 13, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: May 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One Word

Yay!!!!!! Great start!

Author's Response: Thanks for reading and taking the time out to review this! I appreciate the positive comment! Keep looking for updates in the near future!

Summary: Past Featured Story

Three years have passed since Pam left Scranton for New York, and Jim is still very much on her mind.  Will a work-related trip to Rome, Italy be the catalyst that reunites Pam with Jim once and for all? 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22531 Read Count: 68595 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2007 Updated: July 02, 2007
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Date: May 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: The Many Faces of Facebook

Oh wow! You've got me hooked. This is great and I can't wait to see what happens next.

Author's Response: Thanks so much for reading!  I should be updating soon this week!

Summary: Jim starts work at Dunder Mifflin and finds himself involved in a Comedy War.

Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Creed, Dwight, Jim, Michael, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 806 Read Count: 2386 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 29, 2007 Updated: May 29, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: May 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: That's What She Said

This was such a delight! What a great and original concept! Loved it!

Author's Response: Thanks so much, GodInThisChilis!  I actually wanted to post it as soon as I could because I thought someone else would think of it soon!  I'm really glad you liked it; thanks for reviewing!!

Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim and Pam’s four First Kisses…and first Last Kiss.  Spoilers through "The Job," unspoiled spec thereafter.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 313 Read Count: 3587 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 04, 2007 Updated: June 04, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: June 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: like a river finally reaching the ocean

Oh wow!!!!! This was so beutiiful and yes, it made me a little teary. Amazing!

Author's Response: Thank you so much!! Sorry about the tears, though. I hope they were happy tears, because these two are going to be so, so happy together.

Summary:

Fate is a tricky thing. 

WWII based AU. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Childhood, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10039 Read Count: 8065 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 05, 2007 Updated: February 19, 2008
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Date: February 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: His Eyes

I was so excited to see this updated! Thank you for continuing it!!!

Summary:

unfold and I were talking and it lead to this, somehow.

Jim/Pam Smutcake.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5710 Read Count: 23701 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 15, 2007 Updated: November 24, 2007
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Date: June 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: sunday matinee

There's got to be a special award somewhere to recognize you for the amazing smut you write.

Summary: Past Featured Story"So, Jim," she started, setting the empty can back down on the table as she returned his cup to him. "Have you ever done drugs?" She leaned in towards him for even more emphasis. She grinned widely at him before sitting back in her chair. [Spoilers up to and including Drug Testing for part one. Part two and beyond set in an AU-version of season 4.]
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Drug Use/Abuse, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7511 Read Count: 17824 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: June 28, 2007 Updated: July 13, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: June 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Drug Testing

Oh, I love this and I can't wait to see where you take it.

Author's Response: Thank you! All I know is that it's going to end in sex. ;D

Summary: "She tried to think of a time that she had totally agreed with anything that Ryan had ever said to her, but nothing came to mind." Kelly/Andy. Oneshot.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Andy, Kelly, Kelly/Other, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1420 Read Count: 2197 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 29, 2007 Updated: June 29, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: June 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love so much everything this story chooses to be. Your characters are spot on and you've made me adore Kandy even more. Love the fact that Kelly bought a black dress specifically for mourning Ryan. Awesome!

Summary:

She says his name and it stops him.


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1896 Read Count: 3139 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 04, 2007 Updated: July 04, 2007
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Date: July 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: My Wish For You

This is just stunningly beautiful!

Summary: Past Featured Story

A year or two before the cameras arrived, Michael takes the staff to the Poconos for a camaraderie event.  Much unresolved sexual tension and angst ensues (uh, between Jim & Pam, not the entire staff).


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Roy, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 90021 Read Count: 151153 ePub Downloads: 66
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2007 Updated: October 02, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: September 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15: It's All Right, I'm Okay; I Think God Can Explain

So whenever there is a new chapter of this story, I HAVE to go back and read the 2 or 3 preceding it...just to keep the continutity going so I've just finished the heartbreak all over again, but am on the edge of my seat waiting to see what happens in the breakroom.

I just walked out into the living room, sniffling a little and my roomate yelled at me that I need to get a hobby. I told her that she doesn't understand...this is as good as some of the stuff that's on bookstore shelves lately.  Just wonderful and I can't wait to see what happens next!



Author's Response:

Is it pathetic that it made my whole week to know that this chapter left you teary?  Because that's totally what I was going for.... :o)

In any case -- your review meant so much (particularly the whole "stuff that's on bookstore shelves" comment" -- really).  I so appreciate your feedback, and I'm glad you're enjoying this.  :o)

Will update soon!

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: July 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: The Lights Go Out and It's Just the Three of Us: You Me and All That Stuff We're So Scared Of

God, this absolutely destroyed me...but in a good way. Don't get me wrong, I don't begrudge Jim and Pam their happiness, but this is where I like reading about them best...all angsty and tortured. This is just amazing. Thank you. Thank you. Can't wait for more.

Sorry for the excessive gushing : )



Author's Response:

It really, really is good to hear you say that -- I love the torture and angst, too, so much so that I worry I heap it on too much at times.  :o) So it's always good (and a relief!) to hear someone say she's enjoying it as much as I enjoy writing it.  :o)

Thanks so much for reviewing!

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: September 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17: What the Head Makes Cloudy the Heart Makes Very Clear

This just rocks my world on so many levels. This is my favorite story...ever. Additionally, you managed to tie in my other obsession...Don Henley. Though New York Minute is not my favorite song, I did a little dance when I opened up this chapter and saw the title. Can't wait to read more.



Author's Response:

Seriously?  Wow.  That's really, really great to hear!  And I'm glad you're a Don Henley fan -- the lyric sort of struck me as apropos here, so I thought I'd go with it. 

Thanks so much for reviewing!

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: September 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Content to Compromise

Wow. I love the angst and this is so well written and so believable. The hurt and the pain the two have inflicted on each other is so heartwrenching and so well written and I'm out of ways to say how much I love this story.

Author's Response:

Yikes -- I am so sorry; I somehow missed your review last night when I was doing my responses! 

Anyway - thank you (yet again) for taking the time to review.  So, so glad you're still enjoying the story!

Summary: Past Featured Story

While MTT was down for a brief time one night, I wrote a couple 55 word fics in the TWOP thread about Jim and Pam reading fanfic. I will likely continue this as a long running series, referencing my favorite stories and also newer stories as they come about.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1180 Read Count: 51857 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2007 Updated: October 04, 2013
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: July 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Bad Mood

I am just loving this. I adore the idea of Jim and Pam reading all of this.

Author's Response: Thanks for the comment! I'm glad you like it!

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: July 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: MTT is Down...

I've loved this series since the beginning and I'm honored that you included one of my stories!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! Keep up the great writing and I'll have more to include.

Summary: Past Featured Story

What if Jim and Pam erased all memories of each other? Would they be able to start again? How would Roy and Karen react? Set post-Season Two and loosely based off ideas from the film "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind."


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent
Series: The Inequalities of Memory
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36120 Read Count: 34042 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: July 13, 2007 Updated: August 19, 2007
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Date: July 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Erasure

Excellent so far. This uber-fancy new Beesly is intriguing. Can't wait to read more!

Summary: Imagine if Michael Scott was President of the United States. Imagine if Leo McGarry was his Chief of Staff. Imagine if you had to do a trademark Sorkin/Schlamme walking and talking scene with Kelly Kapoor. Well, here it is, a West Wing/Office crossover. This is all Azlin's fault.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Crossover
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael/Jan, Other, Ryan, Toby
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5387 Read Count: 3687 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2007 Updated: July 23, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: July 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: That's What She Said

Perfection! That's all I can really come up with to say.

Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad you liked it.

Summary: The documentary about life in Dunder Mifflin Scranton is on the air and fast approaching the second season series finale. The Powers That Be (TPTB) have a great idea to boost the ratings (and hopefully paper sales).
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15924 Read Count: 21031 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: July 25, 2007 Updated: September 05, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: August 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Behind Closed Doors

I am totally loving this...espcially the Angela / Meredith scene. Can't wait to see how Jim and Pam will resolve their issues.

Author's Response: Thanks so much, GITC!!  I can assure you that Jim and Pam do work things out - I'm incapable of any other type of resolution!!

Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim blogs on Livejournal...This will be an ongoing story, for as long as I have the patience and inspiration to sustain it.

To try make it more of an interactive experience, any and all comments will be responded to in character as if it is in fact, Jim's Livejournal (from the 8th entry on.)


Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Jim
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: First Days
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5512 Read Count: 28809 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 28, 2007 Updated: September 18, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: September 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Day Three...

Friends only sounds like a good idea to me.

Maybe you can find out if she has one. Kill two birds with one stone. You have a conversation starter, "So...porny librarian, do you like the Internets?" and you make sure that she never reads what you wrote today and takes out a restraining order against you.



Author's Response: Oh Jeez. I'm a stalker? Already? Okay, I take back the librarian thing! Yikes!

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: September 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Day Three...

I'm just saying that if she were to see this, she'd learn that you can be a morose, alchoholic, porn watcher who decided within the first few hours of meeting her that he was going to spend the rest of his life with her.

Of course if she were to read this, she'd also find out about the giant cock so that could balance things out.



Author's Response: And she\'d be wrong, though, right? Right? Ah, shit, do I have to go back and lock down everything now?

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: September 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Day Three...

Dude-- You better hope she never reads this!

Author's Response: Oh, Christ. Yeah. That would be...not good. I\'ve gotta lock this up and make it \'friends-only.\' Wait, do you think she has one? An LJ, I mean?

Summary: The other Dunder Mifflin receptionist recounts the events of "The Job".
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Episode Related
Characters: Other
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: None
Challenges: All About a Peripheral Character
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4235 Read Count: 8732 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 31, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: August 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: A wretch like me

I love that you've created this character of Grace and I love watching events unfold through her eyes. Great job!



Author's Response: Thank you! It's so much fun to play with the characters of Jim, Pam, etc., but it is entirely different to create a character. I'm glad it is working out enough for you to enjoy! Thanks again.