Penname: Blind Assassin Real name:
Member Since: March 05, 2008

Bio:
I'm a Brit and so have to admit that I was skeptical when I heard that a US version of The Office was being made as I loved our version so much. When I watched the first season, I was still undecided but in the second season, the characters and the writing really came into its own and now I am hooked. I have to say that I really don't prefer one version over another; they are just different. Different but equally brilliant. I have been devouring stories on this site for ages and thought I'd try my hand at this writing malarky. Well, at least it's 'malarky' when I do it!
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Stories by Blind Assassin
Summary: Jim and Pam prepare for Cece's third birthday party.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Kids/Family
Warnings: None
Series: let?s celebrate birthday month in style today.
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1315 Read Count: 1853 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2010 Updated: May 02, 2010
Summary: Three years have passed since 'Casino Night'. Jim didn't return to Scranton and Pam has left Dunder Mifflin behind. With more than just an ocean separating them, Jim and Pam struggle to find their way back to each other.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: David Wallace, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Angst, Holiday, Romance, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 37585 Read Count: 23379 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 29, 2008 Updated: May 05, 2009
Summary: A little one-shot examining Jim’s feelings as Pam’s wedding day draws ever nearer.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1621 Read Count: 1213 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 28, 2009 Updated: April 28, 2009
Summary: Angela makes a decision. Mostly crapola.

Written for 55 word challenge.
Categories: Episode Related
Characters: Angela
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 57 Read Count: 1163 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 11, 2008 Updated: August 11, 2008
Summary: Post Casino Night: a rejected and broken Jim loses control. It's a little dark and so if this isn't your thing, then you may want to give this one a miss.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3929 Read Count: 4139 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 07, 2008 Updated: June 07, 2008
Summary: This story takes place after Beach Games, so season 3 spoilers. Please disregard events of Season 4 and also imagine that Ryan is still at Scranton and that Kelly has an older brother. I think that covers it – suspend disbelief now! This is my second attempt at fanfic, I'll post my first story later, if I'm brave enough. Feedback would be lovely, good or bad, I'll take it!

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13900 Read Count: 14277 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 06, 2008 Updated: May 30, 2008
Summary: This is my first attempt at writing about Jim and Pam. I like elements of the story but overall am not sure how I feel about it. Anyway, I hope you like it and I would really be interested in what you think. Positive comments are great but constructive criticm is also welcome. Thanks!

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4611 Read Count: 5254 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 08, 2008 Updated: March 09, 2008