Penname: elliehalpert Real name: Ellie
Member Since: August 07, 2008

Bio:
I am really, really insane. That's basically everything essential about me.

My life revolves around Jim Halpert. Or John Krasinski. Both, really, make me die a little. (Note: if I ever comment that your story 'makes me die' that is a huge compliment. Huge.)

Even though I don't really know any of you, I think you're amazing and adore every single one of you.


Thank you and good night. Or morning. Or afternoon. Really, it depends, you know?
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Stories by elliehalpert
Summary: He allows himself to believe it's late sunset and not early sunrise, and that he's just taken a long nap because if it's sunrise then another long, long, useless day has gone by in which his life is indubitably wasted.
General S3 angst.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 471 Read Count: 1660 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2009 Updated: May 31, 2009
Summary: He seems almost cautious, dreadful, as he opens his eyes. Like he still thinks I'm a figment of imagination, or an apparition. At this point I'm not sure I'm not. I feel pretty translucent.
Pam needs to talk to her best friend after her world is blown apart.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Mark, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2207 Read Count: 6967 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2009 Updated: May 05, 2009
Summary: "Shhh." I smoothed her hair, pressing a kiss to her head. "We're together now. And I wouldn't change what happened for the world."

In response to the tattoo challenge. General S3 spoilers, I suppose.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Tattoo
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 738 Read Count: 2425 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 06, 2009 Updated: March 06, 2009
Summary: She pretended not to see the flatness and the hint of panic in his eyes, the subtle twitching of his hand and the not-quite-there quirk of his smile as he invited her to Scranton.
S3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 371 Read Count: 2096 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 31, 2009 Updated: January 31, 2009
Summary: "To love is to die. The truth of this is staggering, heavier than he can hold. Love, in his life, was always something magical. Pain ends, souls glisten spotlessly, bliss is known, and stars at night glimmer just a bit more. To find that this is nothing short of childish hope results in a large bruise across his knuckles and a frustratingly unblemished wall."

Post Casino Night.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 529 Read Count: 1386 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 29, 2009 Updated: January 29, 2009
Summary: . . . and loneliness, and the difference between now and then.
150 words with Mrs. Beesly and her memories.
Spoilers to Weight Loss.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Drabble, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Pam's Mom
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 150 Read Count: 1505 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 16, 2008 Updated: December 16, 2008
Caught You by elliehalpert Rated: K [Reviews - 3] 3
Summary: Jim and Pam's first kiss wasn't at the '05 Dundies.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Challenges: Prior Meeting
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 749 Read Count: 2087 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 17, 2008 Updated: November 17, 2008
Summary: Jim's (and sometimes Pam's) thoughts on jam!tastic episodes from The Dundies through Casino Night. Spoilers for S2, obviously.

"He's never kissed his brothers like that."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Katy, Mark, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1349 Read Count: 4678 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2008 Updated: November 07, 2008
Instead by elliehalpert Rated: M [Reviews - 5] 3
Summary: Jim rebels. Pam reflects. A lighter than I wanted dark!jam attempt. Post S2, pre S3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1133 Read Count: 2581 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 14, 2008 Updated: October 15, 2008