Penname: kgreene Real name: kevin greene
Member Since: April 16, 2007

Bio:
I am a 42 year old artist, married 8 years and the father of a 3 1/2 year old boy. And I love this show. I can't tell you why I love it so much, it certainly stands out from my other favorites: Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, 24, stuff of that nature. But this little show certainly fires my imagination as much as those other shows, and in some ways, more.
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Stories by kgreene
Summary:

Ideas for Cold Openings (the pre-title gags) always pop into my head. So these will be just a bunch of teasers that, hopefully, you will find funny. I don't know how many I will post but I'll keep putting them up as they occur to me.

 


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 74 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 43087 Read Count: 212578 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2007 Updated: August 20, 2010
Summary: Hey! No cliffhanger? No "Holy $#*!!" moment? Here's something I would've liked to have seen in the finale...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight/Angela
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 384 Read Count: 1620 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2010 Updated: May 27, 2010
PARENT COMPANY by kgreene Rated: K [Reviews - 10] 5
Summary: Set in early 4th season, the office is abuzz with an impending visit that might have major ramifications for the future of Dunder Mifflin. But it's the arrival of two unexpected visitors that makes Jim and Pam's day crazy. Meanwhile, Dwight deals with guests of a more... supernatural background.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9063 Read Count: 5056 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 04, 2008 Updated: June 06, 2008
Summary: Jim and Pam's thoughts as they stand, door between them, on the verge of their first date.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1527 Read Count: 1947 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 26, 2008 Updated: February 26, 2008
Summary: Michael accuses Dwight of borrowing one of his favorite DVD's two years ago... and not returning it. Unable to prove himself innocent, Dwight gets his hands on the rough footage from that day and makes everyone watch to find the real culprit. But when a terrible secret Jim has kept from Pam comes to light, can the two new lovers survive?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8689 Read Count: 11711 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2007 Updated: January 24, 2008
LUNCH THEFT by kgreene Rated: K [Reviews - 20] 9
Summary: When Michael's mom-made lunch disappears he turns the office upside down to find the person responsible. Meanwhile, Jim plans a day trip to New York with Pam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7417 Read Count: 5854 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 24, 2007 Updated: May 10, 2007
SERVICE CALL by kgreene Rated: K [Reviews - 11] 9
Summary: The handsome Hewlett-Packard guy comes in to service the machines. But while he unintentinally turns the office upside-down, he only has eyes for... Pam?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5405 Read Count: 5196 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007