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Stories by Par5
Summary: Past Featured Story

A collection of limericks about the show and characters we all love. Or in Todd Packer's case, the characters we love to hate.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3982 Read Count: 7526 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 28, 2006 Updated: February 07, 2012
Summary: Maybe it was the blow from Roy's fist that finally knocked some sense into Jim. Maybe it was that, in turn, which knocked some sense into Karen.
Categories: Other
Characters: Karen
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 504 Read Count: 2187 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 03, 2007 Updated: April 03, 2007
Summary: One drabble is lonely, two are better, three feels like a crowd. Look at all the lonely people in Scranton.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Creed, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Roy, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drabble
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 979 Read Count: 9660 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 22, 2006 Updated: March 27, 2007
Good Advice by Par5 Rated: M [Reviews - 118] 75
Summary: Everyone in the office has relationship advice. What would each of their colleagues say to Pam and Jim about love?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Gil, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Josh, Karen, Kelly, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16105 Read Count: 11743 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 02, 2006 Updated: March 21, 2007
Summary: Sometimes Pam tries something new but she always finds comfort in the familiar. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 562 Read Count: 2415 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 20, 2007 Updated: February 20, 2007
Summary: A freeform five things list speculating on how Pam's week went starting with a proposition from Ben Franklin and leading up to Phyllis' wedding. Spoilers for Ben Franklin.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2110 Read Count: 2609 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 08, 2007 Updated: February 08, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam POV poem in couplets. Thinking back over events from the Booze Cruise to Casino Night.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 356 Read Count: 1888 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 02, 2007 Updated: February 02, 2007
Monkey Business by Par5 Rated: T [Reviews - 11] 3
Summary: Angela thought nicknames were childish and demeaning and she refused to be called one.
Categories: Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 807 Read Count: 1581 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 26, 2007 Updated: January 26, 2007
Summary: Angela finds herself in a predicament and this time prayer won't help. 
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Dwight
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 649 Read Count: 1596 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 12, 2007 Updated: January 12, 2007
Summary: The long delayed Office/Firefly crossover. The crew of Serenity meets the crew at Dunder Mifflin.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Crossover
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5378 Read Count: 3144 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 11, 2007 Updated: January 12, 2007
Summary: Holiday shopping can be such a chore. But the mall can also be a rich source of entertainment.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Andy, Creed, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2723 Read Count: 3337 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 21, 2006 Updated: December 21, 2006
Interpretation by Par5 Rated: T [Reviews - 9] 8
Summary: Jim angst. He thought he had moved on. Turns out he's moving back. Thoughts before the merger and to be continued...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2168 Read Count: 2238 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 10, 2006 Updated: November 29, 2006
Merging by Par5 Rated: K+ [Reviews - 16] 14
Summary: Pam can't sleep and looks back on the merger. No spoilers, just speculation.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 936 Read Count: 1188 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 16, 2006 Updated: November 16, 2006
Summary: It began as a haiku celebrating the beauty of forearms. It ended up as more than that.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 88 Read Count: 969 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2006 Updated: October 26, 2006
She Knows by Par5 Rated: MA [Reviews - 24] 20
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam makes a decision.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1086 Read Count: 6411 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2006 Updated: October 24, 2006
Summary: What's this feeling I have? Oh, hope! Optimism! A bit of giddiness. Here's a little self-indulgent trip into Happy Jam Land for some saucy morning after pillow talk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 779 Read Count: 3314 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 20, 2006 Updated: October 20, 2006
Third First Date by Par5 Rated: K [Reviews - 11] 10
Summary: This was nomadshan's suggestion, so I totally blame her.  Her words "It's Jim that Pam's been with for 9 years, and Roy that she's intrigued with." I hated this idea so much that of course I had to write about it. Don't hate me for exploring the dark side.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe, Present
Characters: Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 920 Read Count: 1061 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 18, 2006 Updated: October 18, 2006
Summary: Why does Jim seem so happy? Why is Pam so confident? Here's the real reason we aren't seeing any interaction this season. Contains spoilers for "Grief Counseling".
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 472 Read Count: 2195 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2006 Updated: October 13, 2006
Summary: Jim and Pam both attend summer camp where they each experience their first kiss. Enjoy the fluff! For the Prior Meeting challenge.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood, Fluff
Warnings: None
Challenges: Prior Meeting
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2376 Read Count: 1631 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 10, 2006 Updated: October 10, 2006
A Better Fit by Par5 Rated: K [Reviews - 36] 29
Summary: Past Featured StoryAt first she's all wrong, but in the end maybe she's a better fit.
Categories: Future, Other, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1226 Read Count: 3217 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 05, 2006 Updated: October 05, 2006
Meet the In-Laws by Par5 Rated: K+ [Reviews - 38] 31
Summary: Past Featured StoryThe Halpert's daughter is in love. But who is this boy she brought home? Is he good enough for Jim's little girl? Hijinks ensue...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Married
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Star-Crossed Lovers
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6246 Read Count: 5814 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2006 Updated: September 29, 2006
Summary: Occasionally, when Dwight has exceeded his sales quota for the month, he sits back in his chair, closes his eyes, and daydreams about his favorite superheroines.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Dwight
Genres: Dream/Fantasy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 680 Read Count: 1002 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 28, 2006 Updated: September 28, 2006
Blank Canvas by Par5 Rated: K [Reviews - 17] 16
Summary: Pam's leaving Roy. Roy's keeping Pam. And he'll use any means necessary to do it - even other-worldy forces he doesn't really understand.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Darryl, Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3310 Read Count: 7632 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 12, 2006 Updated: September 13, 2006
Bridging the Gap by Par5 Rated: T [Reviews - 50] 42
Summary: Fifteen years of marriage and three kids later and Jim still couldn't shake the fear of losing her. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Married, Romance, Sick Jim/Pam
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Happily Ever After
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6071 Read Count: 15029 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: September 05, 2006 Updated: September 11, 2006
Quality Time by Par5 Rated: K [Reviews - 9] 8
Summary: Pure fluff. Jim, Pam, and baby makes three.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: Happily Ever After
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 550 Read Count: 3053 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2006 Updated: September 01, 2006