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Stories by Par5

There Once was a Show Called The Office... by Par5 Past Featured Story

Rated: T • 37 Reviews20

A collection of limericks about the show and characters we all love. Or in Todd Packer's case, the characters we love to hate.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

Alas, We Hardly Knew Ye by Par5

Rated: K • 13 Reviews4
Summary: Maybe it was the blow from Roy's fist that finally knocked some sense into Jim. Maybe it was that, in turn, which knocked some sense into Karen.

Lonely Days, Lonely Nights by Par5

Rated: T • 45 Reviews21
Summary: One drabble is lonely, two are better, three feels like a crowd. Look at all the lonely people in Scranton.

Good Advice by Par5

Rated: M • 118 Reviews75
Summary: Everyone in the office has relationship advice. What would each of their colleagues say to Pam and Jim about love?

Coffee, Tea, or Something Else Entirely by Par5

Rated: K • 10 Reviews3
Summary: Sometimes Pam tries something new but she always finds comfort in the familiar. 

Five Days Pam Would Rather Forget and One Night She Can't by Par5

Rated: T • 16 Reviews9
Summary: A freeform five things list speculating on how Pam's week went starting with a proposition from Ben Franklin and leading up to Phyllis' wedding. Spoilers for Ben Franklin.

And still your eyes haunt me by Par5 Past Featured Story

Rated: K+ • 9 Reviews2
Summary: Pam POV poem in couplets. Thinking back over events from the Booze Cruise to Casino Night.

Monkey Business by Par5

Rated: T • 11 Reviews3
Summary: Angela thought nicknames were childish and demeaning and she refused to be called one.

How Babies Are Made by Par5

Rated: K • 11 Reviews5
Summary: Angela finds herself in a predicament and this time prayer won't help. 

You Can't Take the Sky From Me by Par5

Rated: T • 18 Reviews9
Summary: The long delayed Office/Firefly crossover. The crew of Serenity meets the crew at Dunder Mifflin.

As the shoppers rush home with their treasures by Par5

Rated: K • 18 Reviews4
Summary: Holiday shopping can be such a chore. But the mall can also be a rich source of entertainment.

Interpretation by Par5

Rated: T • 9 Reviews8
Summary: Jim angst. He thought he had moved on. Turns out he's moving back. Thoughts before the merger and to be continued...

Merging by Par5

Rated: K+ • 16 Reviews14
Summary: Pam can't sleep and looks back on the merger. No spoilers, just speculation.

Five Random Haikus by Par5

Rated: K • 11 Reviews11
Summary: It began as a haiku celebrating the beauty of forearms. It ended up as more than that.

She Knows by Par5 Past Featured Story

Rated: MA • 24 Reviews20
Summary: Pam makes a decision.

Five Conversations Jim and Pam Might Have Their First Morning Together by Par5

Rated: T • 17 Reviews12
Summary: What's this feeling I have? Oh, hope! Optimism! A bit of giddiness. Here's a little self-indulgent trip into Happy Jam Land for some saucy morning after pillow talk.

Third First Date by Par5

Rated: K • 11 Reviews10
Summary: This was nomadshan's suggestion, so I totally blame her.  Her words "It's Jim that Pam's been with for 9 years, and Roy that she's intrigued with." I hated this idea so much that of course I had to write about it. Don't hate me for exploring the dark side.

Hidden in Plain Sight by Par5

Rated: K • 18 Reviews12
Summary: Why does Jim seem so happy? Why is Pam so confident? Here's the real reason we aren't seeing any interaction this season. Contains spoilers for "Grief Counseling".

Jonathan and Mallory 4-Eva by Par5

Rated: K • 17 Reviews14
Summary: Jim and Pam both attend summer camp where they each experience their first kiss. Enjoy the fluff! For the Prior Meeting challenge.

A Better Fit by Par5 Past Featured Story

Rated: K • 36 Reviews29
Summary: At first she's all wrong, but in the end maybe she's a better fit.

Meet the In-Laws by Par5 Past Featured Story

Rated: K+ • 38 Reviews31
Summary: The Halpert's daughter is in love. But who is this boy she brought home? Is he good enough for Jim's little girl? Hijinks ensue...

The Five Greatest Superheroines According to Dwight K. Schrute by Par5

Rated: K • 11 Reviews10
Summary: Occasionally, when Dwight has exceeded his sales quota for the month, he sits back in his chair, closes his eyes, and daydreams about his favorite superheroines.

Blank Canvas by Par5

Rated: K • 17 Reviews16
Summary: Pam's leaving Roy. Roy's keeping Pam. And he'll use any means necessary to do it - even other-worldy forces he doesn't really understand.

Bridging the Gap by Par5

Rated: T • 50 Reviews42
Summary: Fifteen years of marriage and three kids later and Jim still couldn't shake the fear of losing her. 

Quality Time by Par5

Rated: K • 9 Reviews8
Summary: Pure fluff. Jim, Pam, and baby makes three.