What does it mean when you have to resort to similes?
A long time ago, a told people to send me various Office pairings and I would write four or five sentence, super-short extra-filthy fanfictions about them.
A lot of people sent me pairings and a lot of MA short filth was produced. I decided to post them here because it gives me a reason to revisit (read: EDIT) them.
There will be 9 total, maybe 11 if I decide the crappy ones deserve to see light. ;)
Pam thinks she's kind of a bitch.
Some Christmas-y angst mixed with fluff.
Which genes happen to be the most dominant of the bunch?
While Dwight was an efficient worker, it wasn’t easy for him to keep track of fatherly things. For example, the daily post and his daughter, both of which were currently missing.
Andy and Kelly decide to celebrate Christmas in a way that's very... far out. Kandy!
55 words of Kandy on an airplane.
5 The first time Andy sees 'A Christmas Story' and his thoughts on it.
1 Michael describes his role in the workplace in relation to fathers, kings, and god.
Based on a document written about the power James I of England claimed to have as king.
A collection of brief everyday moments: sleeping, showering, working, eating...(sounds exciting, huh?)
Each part is a mini-one shot (i.e., not a WIP with one ongoing narrative); no spoilers.
Jim decides to clue Pam in on what's 'normal'.
The office reacts to the death of one of their own.
When they talk about the past. (55 words)
Parody of 'The Raven'. Angela is missing her cat, when someone comes a scratching, scratching at her kitchen door. Fun Run Spoilers.