After being dumped by Jim, Karen tries to take back control of her life... by kidnapping Jim! What nefarious plans does Karen have in store for him? Can Pam rescue Jim before Karen makes him a castrati? Why is Dwight obsessed with semen? All this and more inside! You'd think that maybe it'd be more of a crime drama than anything else, but I'm voting for the anything else.

And how come there's no option for Genres:Twisted? I'd use that.

Stranger Than Fiction meets The Office. Jim is Will's character and Pam is Maggie's.

The new cleaning lady at Dunder-Mifflin writes home to tell about the zoo she sees every day.

Set after Cocktails...Most of the office leaves for the day. A few people are left behind. One of them has a gun and every intention of using it.

It's Valentines Day. Creed has been invited to a poker party. Now if he could just find it....

Crossover AU fic: Four of The Office characters meet the movie Closer.

For those of you who have seen Closer (and those of you who haven't), this is not a particularly happy story. But I wanted to write something that incorporated my favorite television show and my favorite movie.

This one has it all. Jim/Pam, Jim/Karen, Karen/Ryan, Ryan/Pam. No Jim/Ryan though, or Karen/Pam that I know of. So sorry to you slashers out there. ;)

Five memorable X-Files MotW meet five Dunder Mifflin Employees.

I added a violence/injury warning even though it's nothing graphic...just creepy. If you can watch The X-Files, you can read this.

Office spoilers for The Fight (insanely minor, but just in case)

X-Files Spoilers for Pusher/Kitsunegari, Irresistible, Tooms/Squeeze, The Host and Post-Modern Prometheus.

Rated T because I was watching The X-Files when I was 12 and I could handle it, fool!

When true love goes a little too far... bad!fic for the truly twisted Jam fan in all of us.