1 [Report This]Date: October 18, 2020 02:09 am Title: Executive Decisions
Oh, em, gee. The sheer volume of show-stopping zingers in this one chapter was astounding.
I'm surprised it doesn't increase Dunder Mifflin's insurance premiums to have something that alcohol-soaked above a paper warehouse.
This is turning into the sexual equivalent of the Donner party.
We are in the paper business in the twenty-first century. Foresight isn't our strong point.
And the hand squeeze at the end? The “favorite pen” ploy? Oh so VERY Jam. As always, your instinct for the characters is flawless. Hearty appreciation from, like, 13 years after you wrote this, lol.
10 [Report This]Date: October 12, 2008 02:28 pm Title: The Bad Audience
"My nerdtacular colleague is correct, Captain Tuna. She's giving all the signs of reeling you in."
I love you for that.
10 [Report This]Date: June 11, 2008 06:03 pm Title: Executive Decisions
"If this were Friends, he's be Gunther" THis is AMAZING! I've just laughed my head off harder than i have over any fic. Awesome characterization of all the guys, and I LOVE CREED
Date: February 08, 2008 05:57 pm Title: The Distraction
You evil comedic genius. If it wasn't enough that you had a great main story you incorporated every character into your story flawlessly (I figured Stanley wouldn't be much for time wasters like this). Your voices for Andy and Creed were spot on. Outside of all that you managed to include some interaction between Jim and Pam outside of the main storyline. Well done.
Date: May 20, 2007 05:30 pm Title: The Bad Audience
The only thing she lacks is good child bearing hips but by the time she spits out a fifth Schrute that problem may have fixed itself.
*falls off chair* omg...that was amazing...THANK YOU!
10 [Report This]Date: April 14, 2007 06:35 pm Title: Executive Decisions
Holy cow that was some good stuff! Clever concept, great characterization, lots of laughs, and some fluffy goodness. Could hardly ask for more than that. Tremendous work.
Author's Response: Hey, thanks.
Date: April 14, 2007 05:58 am Title: Executive Decisions
I really love the line This is turning into the sexual equivalent of the Donner party. It's so clever, but not *too* clever to be authentic to Toby.
And, of course, the rest of it was a happyfun read! Thanks for this.
Author's Response: You're welcome. Toby went to California Coastal College, he's a clever guy. :)
Date: April 13, 2007 10:47 pm Title: Executive Decisions
This line was hilarious: "We are in the paper business in the twenty-first century. Foresight isn't our strong point."
I loved it and even though Jim screwed it up in the beginning, it still worked out. Yay!
Date: April 13, 2007 08:38 pm Title: Executive Decisions
OK, I had already reviewed this not realizing it was the final chapter. I don't pay attention sometimes. ;) Loved it.
Author's Response: It's fine, thanks. I think I broke my brain wrapping it up.
Date: April 13, 2007 08:26 pm Title: Executive Decisions
Creed! I have a feeling that adding Katy the purse girl to the equation instead of Meredith would get very different results! You're a guy, Swedge, so you'll have to tell me if I'm right - would everyone choose to vanquish/kill Meredith and court/boff Katy?
You have an error (/Freudian slip?) in this line "She's a great person but I've known for a while now that she's right for me in the long run." I'm guessing you mean "she's not right for me..."
I love Pam's emails at the end to Jim, especially "I periodically thought of you, of us, in terms of the first option. And there were a few times, like at around 1:15 this afternoon, where I thought of you in terms of the last option."
I've really enjoyed this.
Author's Response: Thanks.
Date: April 13, 2007 07:53 pm Title: The Distraction
I am enjoying this story. I especially like Creed. I think you have him down pat.
Date: April 13, 2007 07:29 pm Title: Executive Decisions
The is Meredith a natural redhead reminded me of that video from Sexual Harrasment. Haha!
I love how Oscar is the sane one with "didn't you see this coming"
Yes, actually, Angela would be glad she was chosen to die.
Some things change, but Jim's feelings for Pam don't :)
9 [Report This]Date: April 07, 2007 10:13 am Title: The Bad Audience
I get great enjoyment from reading this. I love the random Creed lines.
Date: April 06, 2007 06:22 pm Title: The Distraction
Swedge, this is hilarious. There are so many great parts, the whole thing is brilliant. Love everyone's voices, especially Creed and Dwight.
Date: April 06, 2007 03:34 pm Title: The Bad Audience
sure, dwight would marry angela for this game (real life, game, same dif, right)
HAHA, I loved that Kelly responded!
Loved this "She seems to be the one person at Dunder Mifflin to have found happiness and we can't let that happen."
Poor Pam
10 [Report This]Date: April 06, 2007 01:54 pm Title: The Bad Audience
Loved how the guys went off tagent and started talking about Creed's unrelated tattoo which was unrelated possibly to the snipping which was definitely unrelated to the Peace Corps and since when is there a Peace Corps mission in Philadelphia. I also LOVE your Andy Bernard! I sure hope another chapter is on the way!!!!
Author's Response: Yes there will be one more. I'm not the world's fastest writer though. :)
Date: April 06, 2007 04:57 am Title: The Bad Audience
Oh, I am SO enjoying this! Too, too funny. Dwight with the whole sword thing? Ha! Though, I'm a little pissed at assface!Jim, especially after The Negotiation... Poor Pam. She's just not getting any breaks, is she?
Date: April 06, 2007 12:42 am Title: The Bad Audience
Oh my GOD this Creed is fabulous.
Godfather Two. Andy Garcia won an Oscar for playing Don Quixote, I have it on Blu-Ray. and Now her mother, that was a good time...
10 [Report This]Date: April 06, 2007 12:13 am Title: The Distraction
AAGHH!!! I think i just died.. But then this line:
Plus something about the height disparity with her turns me on.
not only brought me back to life, but made my WEEK. since i'm the same height as angela and all..
Author's Response: Short chicks rule. According to Wikipedia.
Date: April 05, 2007 04:00 pm Title: The Bad Audience
This is so good. All the voices are fantastic.
I think Toby's answers are really funny and certainly show his state of mind. They fit in nicely with one of his comments last week that if it were his last day (to live, maybe) he'd blow up the building. More Toby!
Kelly's reply via Ryan's email was priceless, as was Ryan's immediate "won't happen again" email.
Jim's reply about Jan has a small typo in it - "she's undeniably gotten a body hidden under there" - should be 'got', I assume. I love what Jim says about the desk. But hey, he could move back there now if he wanted, couldn't he? I think he should sleep with Kelly not because of the desk but 'cuz she's "kinda slutty" and probably "a good romp in the hay." (/Andy)
Poor Pam, she'd be so devastated to get that email from Jim. I loved the silk handkerchiefs you slipped in there. Awesome.
Looking forward to more.
Author's Response: Thanks. Some day I'd like to find out the origins of your username, it must be from a quote that I don't remember.
Date: April 05, 2007 03:11 pm Title: The Distraction
stew, you black hearted bastard stew in your own juices. Until she makes you feel really really bad, then you should kiss her. in front of karen.
Author's Response: This made me chuckle. :)
8 [Report This]Date: April 05, 2007 03:05 pm Title: The Bad Audience
I really do love this. Good job!
Author's Response: Ryan Bailey Howard, is that you? :)
Date: April 05, 2007 03:00 pm Title: The Bad Audience
I love this story. I love the voices. you have all of them to a tee. And can I say that Creed is too funny. you have a gift my friend.
Author's Response: Hey thanks, that's nice of you.
9 [Report This]Date: April 02, 2007 08:20 pm Title: The Distraction
Wow...knew that wasn't going to end well when Pam started e-mailed Jim. I am totally loving this story.
Date: April 02, 2007 05:55 am Title: The Distraction
OOPS! Looks like Jim got himself in some hot (hotter?) water. Can't wait to see where this goes. I'm loving this so far.