Jim tries to seize the day, but Andy beats him to it.
This takes place in the head of Jim Halpert.
A long time ago I had written a fic going back and forth in the heads of Jim and Pam and I had really enjoyed how different it was. So, after the debacle that was Jim's plans of proposing, I thought I wonder what Jim was thinking through this whole ordeal. So here it is...
Italics are his thoughts, in his head.
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She’s snuggled up next to him. He can smell the faint scent of her perfume in the air and he knows this is it. This is the moment he’s been waiting for.
Wow…so this is it
Right?
Yes
Yup
Perfect
Right now…
Look at her face…
Okay, get out…
Get out of my pocket damn it!
Don’t ruin this velvet box
I can NOT…
Phew
Wow don’t drop it
Look at her
Just, look
Jim Halpert this is the woman you’re about to propose to
Pam fucking Beesly
Wow
So unreal
So surreal
“Hey…”
Oh she totally knows
Look at…
Wha?
Oh Andy what the hell now?
Great
Hurry up and say what you’re going to say
I have to ask PAM to marry me
Did you hear me?
PAM!
Wait??
Wh-what?
Why the fuck are his parents here?
Parents??
Oh shit!
Oh!
NO!!
You!
Now what?
Wait did she just say yes?
Angela hates Andy
Wait!
I was supposed to be proposing
What.The.Fuck?
Oooohkaay
So, I’m not proposing tonight
Slide that box back in your pocket dipwad
How much money did I give Phyllis?
Well that’ll teach me
Of course Kelly asked to be a bridesmaid
Do you think Pam would’ve said yes?
Who would want Kelly as a bridesmaid?
Do you think she would’ve said yes like this, to me?
Here?
In front of everyone?
What the…?
Andy and Angela?
You’ve got to be kidding this time universe
Actually it might be okay
Angela?
Wait…where’s Dwight?
Damn that was a lot of money to set up a perfect moment for the Nard Dog
Really who calls themselves the Nard Dog?
Fuck
Live and learn
And then get Tums.