55 Words in the Life of Claire Halpert by FictionInReality
Past Featured StorySummary: Jim passes on the family tradition in 55 words
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future Characters: Jim
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Challenges: Daddy Jim, 55
Challenges: Daddy Jim, 55
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No Word count: 426 Read: 35918 Published: July 01, 2007 Updated: May 02, 2008
165 by FictionInReality
Author's Notes:
The Office is not mine. Neither is "Why Don't You Get a Job" Sad.  I love them both.

“My friend’s got a girlfriend and he’s got an itch, he tells me everyday…”

“Claire, what’re you singing?”

“‘Why Don’t You Go Find Rob?’”

“…And who sings that song?”

“The Offspring.”

“That’s what I thought. You heard that from…?”

“Mr. Michael.”

He sighs, shakes his head,

“Did you find Rob yet?”

“No, daddy.”

“Continue, then..."

End Notes:
"Why Don't You Get a Job?" is one of my favorite songs of all time. And easily one of the most inappropriate songs for children. :-D
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