Andy had a routine on Wednesday nights, and he hated when it didn’t go as planned. That was why he had to break up with Elizabeth - she insisted upon talking during Lost.

“Oh my god, did you see that?” “Kate! Not Saywer! Jack is so much better for you!” “Whoa, what’s that smoke thing?” “Wait, who was that?”

He couldn’t take it; he broke up with her halfway through the episode.

“I told her not to come,” he mumbled.

The next week, he settled in to his couch - alone, beer in one hand, pizza in the other. Perfect, he thought.