MorganLaFey: worst. date. ever.
MorganLaFey: ugh
MorganLaFey: hi
Pam was surprised and pleased to find WScranton8 online. She really hadn’t expected it, but some blind instinct had driven her to sign online after she stormed back into the house. She felt that anger start to dissipate when she looked at her Buddy List and saw his name. She couldn’t really talk to her mom or dad about this; not after calling them to pick her up. So humiliating! But Scranton was different. He’d understand. She could talk to him, maybe.
WScranton8: um, hi.
WScranton8: what happened?
WScranton8: are you ok?
She smiled at the screen. Of course he was concerned for her. He was there for her. He was always there.
MorganLaFey: yeah
MorganLaFey: it just really sucked
WScranton8: and you were so excited
MorganLaFey: exactly!
MorganLaFey: such a letdown
MorganLaFey: like, I thought it was going to be just the two of us
WScranton8: wasn’t it?
MorganLaFey: no!
MorganLaFey: I get there and his idiot brother is sitting next to him
MorganLaFey: and he just looks over and says hi and goes back to staring at the ice
WScranton8: ice?
WScranton8: like in his drink, or what?
MorganLaFey: oh!
MorganLaFey: the date was at a hockey rink
WScranton8: how eccentrically romantic
WScranton8: did he rent it out for the two of you? was his brother there to run the zamboni?
MorganLaFey: for a hockey game, dork
WScranton8: wait, you like sports now?
MorganLaFey:…no
WScranton8: ?
MorganLaFey: he does. and he asked. so I went.
WScranton8: I have heard that is how these things usually work, yes
MorganLaFey: and it sucked
WScranton8: ok hopefully not that part
MorganLaFey: they spent the whole time screaming at the players and the refs and whatever
MorganLaFey: and cramming hot dogs into their mouths
MorganLaFey: and we didn’t really get to talk or hold hands or anything
WScranton8: aww
MorganLaFey: and then he forgot me
WScranton8: ?
MorganLaFey: I went to the bathroom
MorganLaFey: and when I came back they weren’t there
MorganLaFey: and I had to call my mom for a ride
WScranton8: wait what what what
WScranton8: I’m sorry, I just can’t imagine anyone forgetting you
MorganLaFey: well it’s too bad you weren’t there :-P
MorganLaFey: I could have used a friend
WScranton8: I’m sorry?
MorganLaFey: forget it
WScranton8: …ok
WScranton8: so, when’s date #2?
MorganLaFey: shut up :-P
WScranton8: :-)