He says he loves her

But he doesn't really mean it 

She thinks she loves him

But he doesn't need to see it

He moved away

So he didn't mean it

He's back now

But he seems cold and distant 

He has a girlfriend now

So he obviously didn't mean it

He's interviewing for a job in New York now 

So he definitely didn't mean it

Oh wait

Maybe he meant it 

"People love me!" he says

But inside he's not so sure its true

When he invites them over

They always have something better to do

But it's not his fault, he tells himself

"They're just busy! Feeding their wolf?"

He's the best boss around!

Always making people laugh

They don't really hate him

They just don't like jokes with gay giraffes

As Michael's second in command

He will do anything in his power

To rise up the corporate ladder

(And demote Jim Halpert)

He is a loyal employee

Unlike his deskmate, a prankster

And he doesn't understand

Why he is only Assistant to the Regional Manager

He's in love with her

He's pretty sure she loves him

There's just one problem 

She knows it's wrong

But it feels so right

It goes against everything she stands for

But it's an urge she cannot fight

She wants to stop

To be loyal for once

But there is only one man she can do that for

And his name is Dwight 

He's never enough

For his parents 

Or for a girlfriend

Always overlooked

For reasons he cannot comprehend

Never the first choice 

Never the best to contend

At the end of the day he's left wondering

If this madness will ever end 

He's in HR

Which technically means he works for corporate 

So he's really not a part of their family

But so desperately he wants to be

He may not show it

But he really does

Anything to make him less lonely because

He's also divorced 

So he's really not a part of his family

And that part is the one

That hurts him most deeply 

She wishes she was thinner and prettier

She wishes Ryan wanted her and just her

She has all these wishes

But nothing will do

At the end of the day 

She's always left feeling blue

So she resorts to shopping

And buys those bikinis in a size two

She knows they won't fit 

But maybe someday they do 

Youngest VP

In company history

Is what he was  

Before he got fired

And sent to the bowling alley

He wishes he didn't do what he had to do

All he did was enter the sales times two