I own nothing. Including Jim. Man I wish I owned Jim.
JHalpert: I think you should re-consider.
PBeesly: It’s nice to know you care so much about our relationship Jim.
JHalpert: It should be nice to know Pam! I’m thinking of us.
PBeesly: Oh so going out with Ryan would help us?
JHalpert: Absolutely it would.
PBeesly: Do I dare ask why?
JHalpert: Pam he’s our boss.
PBeesly: Oh of course!
JHalpert: Think about the benefits of sleeping with your boss… in fact, just ask Michael!
PBeesly: I hate you.
JHalpert: You so don’t.
PBeesly: :-p
JHalpert: Has it ever occurred to you that telling your own admitted true love you hate them might be taken the wrong way Beesly?
PBeesly: No… You did just tell me to cheat on you.
JHalpert: Touché.
JHalpert: But seriously? You don’t mind one bit?
PBeesly: Not a microscopic dot Jim.
JHalpert: That’s comforting.
PBeesly: You know why?
JHalpert: Why?
PBeesly: ‘Cos it’s Opposite Day.
JHalpert: …Opposite Day?
PBeesly: Yes!
JHalpert: Isn’t that that 3rd grader thing where everything you say is the opposite to what you mean?
PBeesly: The one and only Jim.
JHalpert: Ah.
PBeesly: So when I say I hate you on Opposite Day, what does that mean?
JHalpert: That you love me?
PBeesly: Bingo!
JHalpert: Oh that makes perfect sense… so by that logic, telling you to re-consider going out with Ryan means that I don’t want you to.
PBeesly: It sure does.
JHalpert: But I don’t think that. I really think you should go to dinner with him.
PBeesly: Now you’re getting the hang of it.
JHalpert: What makes you think I’m speaking in opposites?
PBeesly: It’s Opposite Day… I thought we went through this.
JHalpert: But if it’s Opposite Day… then it actually isn’t.
PBeesly: What?
JHalpert: Hey I asked you first.
PBeesly: …No you didn’t.
JHalpert: Yes I did.
PBeesly: What??
JHalpert: Jeez Pam stick to your own rules!
JHalpert: And keep the laughs coming. You are not getting any strange looks from Stanley at all.
PBeesly: Oh come on. Stanley cares that I’m laughing at nothing?
JHalpert: On Opposite Day he does.
PBeesly: Of course he does.
JHalpert:-D
PBeesly: I hate you.
JHalpert: Ditto Pam, ditto.
PBeesly: OK Opposite Day is officially on hold.
JHalpert: Umm… I don’t think you can put a national day on hold just because it’s confusing you Pam.
PBeesly: It was my idea in the first place.
JHalpert: You invented Opposite Day? That’s a pretty big achievement.
PBeesly: Keep it up, Jim. Ryan’s still here.
JHalpert: Whoa! When did you become so feisty?
PBeesly: That’s what she said.
JHalpert: Again Pam?
PBeesly: I know. I think I need help.
JHalpert: You so do…not.
PBeesly: Dammit! Stop being so funny!
JHalpert: You look like you’re enjoying it.
PBeesly: That’s an illusion Jim.
PBeesly: It’s all in you’re head.
PBeesly: Maybe you need help.
JHalpert: Ok have you made your point?
PBeesly: Yes.
JHalpert: Good.
PBeesly: No.
JHalpert: Oh.
PBeesly: What’s my point again?
JHalpert: You can tell me you hate me on Opposite Day which just happens to be every single day you say it.
PBeesly: Right.
JHalpert: And Opposite Day is really short.
PBeesly: It is?
JHalpert: It only lasts for that one sentence and then its Non-Opposite Day again… a.k.a … normal.
PBeesly: Oh… that doesn’t make sense.
JHalpert: You thought it up Pam.
PBeesly: I did?
JHalpert: Yeah.
PBeesly: You just refined the idea.
JHalpert: Exactly.
PBeesly: Well… no offence but you didn’t do a great job.
JHalpert: You have a better definition?
PBeesly: Absolutely I do.
JHalpert: Ok…?
PBeesly: Ok I call it: Pamopposite?
JHalpert: …Pamopposite?
PBeesly: Yep.
JHalpert: That’s original. I wonder what it means.
PBeesly: Ok it means that when I say something like ‘I hate you’, I’m Pamopposit…ising.
JHalpert: Oh God it’s getting longer.
PBeesly: Shut up.
JHalpert: You’re so sweet.
JHalpert: Is that a Pamopposite?
PBeesly: No. I really think you should stop talking.
JHalpert:…
PBeesly: So ‘I hate you’ is Pamopposite for ‘I love you’.
JHalpert: Then what does ‘I love you’ mean?
PBeesly: It means ‘I love you’.
JHalpert: …Cool.
PBeesly: I thought you’d like it.
JHalpert: So what else is a Pamopposite?
PBeesly: You sound like you’re warming to the idea.
JHalpert: I might be getting there.
JHalpert: That’s what she said.
PBeesly: I hate you.
JHalpert: I love you too.
I'd love to keep going but I need inspiration for the next chapters so if you have any ideas at all tell me! Give me a theme... or one interesting word that I can work on... and you might get your own little PB&J conversation out of it... that should be fun! So review!