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I thought it would be fun to do something short and sweet. ...Five times.

I.

 

To: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com

From: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com

Subject: something you left at your old desk

 

I miss staring at the back of your head.

 

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To: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com

From: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com

Subject: Re: something you left at your old desk

 

I miss staring at the front of yours.

 

 

 

II.

 

To: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com

From: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com

Subject: I can see the ocean

 

from my desk, but the view in Scranton was better.

 

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To: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com

From: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com

Subject: Re: I can see the ocean

 

The view misses you, too.

 

(The view also requests a Stamford t-shirt. I don’t know what that’s all about.)

 

 

 

III.

 

To: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com

From: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com

Subject: Chili’s

 

Chili’s called. They’ve lifted my ban, with the stipulation that I’m suitably chaperoned. Your name came up.

 

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To: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com

From: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com

Subject: Re: Chili’s

 

I’m not surprised. That’s just one of the services we offer here at Dunder-Mifflin. Didn’t you see that in the last product line update?

 

 

 

IV.

 

To: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com

From: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com

Subject: accomplice

 

I want to play a prank on Dwight, but I need your help.

 

So, what we do is we go back in time to casino night, and your lines are the same as before but mine are completely different—I’ll give you full creative input on the script—and then we make out in your car all night and you never move to Stamford. What do you think?

 

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To: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com

From: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com

Subject: Re: accomplice

 

You’re right, that will drive Dwight crazy. I’m in.

 

 

 

V.

 

To: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com

From: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com

Subject: once

 

You said you just needed to tell me once, but I think maybe I need to hear it again.

 

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To: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com

From: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com

Subject: twice

 

I’ll leave in four minutes and meet you in the parking lot in approximately 2 and a half hours.

 

And Beesly? Use the time to study. There will be a quiz.

 

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To: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com

From: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com

Subject: three times a lady

 

Multiple choice, right?

 

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To: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com

From: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com

Subject: Re: three times a lady

 

True/false

 

Study tip: the correct answer is true.

 

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