“Nicholas?”

“Boring.”

“Avery?”

“Isn’t that a girl’s name?”

“Unisex.”

“No, no unisex names. Boys names only.”

“Like little Jimmy?”

“Let’s leave little Jimmy out of it.”

“Actually, little Jimmy seemed to be in it...”

“Pam!”

“Ooh, what about Dwight?”

“No way, don’t even joke.”

“Michael?”