Jim & Pam
"I didn't know if you'd like that, uh... you know..."
"No, yeah, I loved it. I mean, Roy used to, uh... probably - probably shouldn't mention that right now."
"Yeah, I'm not going to be able to go again now. I just... oh, yeah, there it is. Mental picture."
"Sorry..."
Dwight & Angela
"Oh, G... Oh... OH GOD! OH! STOP! STOP!"
"What!? Now? Why!?"
"I have to say a penance! I took the Lord's name in vain!"
Michael & Jan
"I feel uncomfortable."
"The saddle isn't supposed to be comfortable."
"But I just think... I mean, maybe we could cuddle?"
"Just shut up and put the ball gag in."
Ryan & Kelly
"Oh, no. Ew. Not tonight."
"What? Why not?"
"The condoms are the wrong color."
"That's ridiculous."
"None of them match my eyeshadow! That's totally vital!"
Stanley & His Wife
"Honey, I -"
"What's a five letter word for 'enchants'?"
Phyllis & Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
"Wait, wait, hold that thought - I think there's trouble with the fridge."
Toby & His Wife
"I think we should get a divorce."