Summary: An Office-based parody of The Princess Bride.1. Prologue by nomadshan [Reviews - 24] 
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For William Goldman, who told a better version of this story to his daughters. One of them begged for a princess story, the other for a bride story. You know the rest.
I have shamelessly stolen a few pieces of dialogue from Goldman's screenplay, because some things shouldn't be changed. ;)
This story uses characters and circumstances discovered in the season 3 premiere; after that: alternate universe. (So, spoilers for Gay Witch Hunt.)
And, ay-yi-yi! When I posted this, I forgot to thank ElizabethLynn for letting me bounce ideas off her. (Bad Shan!) Thanks, Beth! ;)
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
2. Once upon a time... by nomadshan [Reviews - 18] 11 (996 words)
3. The Awful Contest by nomadshan [Reviews - 24] 19 (1374 words)
The character parallels begin to be apparent in this chapter. Have fun!
4. The Swordfight by nomadshan [Reviews - 17] 13 (1340 words)
5. The Riddle by nomadshan [Reviews - 22] 22 (1272 words)
The riddle used herein can be found by Googling "poison riddle". FYI.
6. The Perils by nomadshan [Reviews - 17] 11 (1602 words)
7. The Pit by nomadshan [Reviews - 14] 12 (1249 words)
So... if you haven't already... you should probably suspend your disbelief now...
8. The Rescue by nomadshan [Reviews - 10] 10 (1693 words)
9. The Finale by nomadshan [Reviews - 35] 34 (1627 words)
