JIM: How do I feel about transferring to Stamford? Uh, well, I think It will be a good change for me. I think it will really help me to, um, you know... I really don't know what it will help me do, but, uh, yeah. I'm transferring. It's going to be different, but I got a pretty good feeling about it. I'm obviously going to miss everyone. Even Michael. Even Dwight, actually. Mainly because I won't be able to prank him anymore, but I have an idea which I think might work for long distance pranking. It involves faxes and time travel, so I think it'll be pretty epic if I can get it to work.
How do I feel about not seeing Pam? Well, I mean, I'm sad, you know. She's my best friend, so of course I'm sad from that stand point. I'm extremely sad, but, uh...a little part of me is really glad I won't be seeing her on a regular basis like we do now. Don't tell her that, but, uh, it's just...it's really hard. It's hard knowing she's getting married to, uh, you know, someone who isn't, um, me. That sounds so conceited. I mean, I just...yeah.
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