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DWIGHT: How do I feel about Jim transferring?  I feel like I did when I killed and cooked my first duck. Happy. Joyous. Exuberant. I also felt like this right after my first sale here at Dunder Mifflin, the first time I had sex, after I won first prize at the state fair for "Biggest Beet", when I became Assistant Regional Manager, and when I got a standing ovation for my role as "Mutey the Mailman" in my school's rendition of Oklahoma! The one thing I will always regret is how he went. It wasn't from me firing him or because of the zombie apocalypse, no, no, no, it was because...of something. I actually don't know why he's transferring. But I don't need to know why it's happening to be happy about it.


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