There are a lot of reasons to call off her wedding, but Pam only thinks about one. A somewhat AU version how that conversation takes shape, incorporating events from “The Merger,” “Cocktails,” and “The Negotiation.” 

Disclaimer: I own nothing, apart from my collection of The Office inspired t-shirts and a gift voucher from winning a The Office themed trivia night (which may just be the highlight of my life to date). Any lines of recognisable dialogue are adapted from the show. The title is a Paramore song (but don’t hold that against me).