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From our daily Wordle conversations, Yellowberry22 said they needed this fic. So here it is, just a silly little text message exchange between Jim and Pam. Honestly, this is basically how all my messages look these days.

I don't own anything here, but I did get 2/6 once. That was a good day. 

Wednesday 16th February 2022 3.05pm

Jim cell: babe I'm bored

Beesly: How can you be bored? You basically own the company. A company about sports. Go talk to an athlete or something 

Jim cell: I just am. you know what you need to do. 

Beesly: Jim, I'm busy. You'll have to sort yourself out. 

Jim cell: twss 

Jim cell: Beesly, come on. 

Jim cell: Beesly? I need you

Beesly: Jim I love you, but I'm busy here.

Jim cell: you're no fun. I like fun time Beesly, you know that?

Beesly: I know. I'll see you later x

Beesly: Oh, and can you pick up some milk from the store on your way home please?

Jim cell: will do x

 

Wednesday 16th February 2022 4.33pm

Jim cell: still busy over there?

Beesly: yup

Jim cell: no fun time Beesly yet?

Beesly: nope

Jim cell: *sigh*

Beesly: www.nytimes.com/games/wordle

Jim cell: what's that?

Beesly: Something to keep you occupied

 

Wednesday 16th February 2022 4.44pm

Jim cell: I hate this game.

Beesly: Oh babe

Jim cell: it's stupid

 

Thursday 17th February 2022 10.17am

Jim cell: did you Wordle yet?

Beesly: Did I ‘Wordle'? 

Jim cell: yeah. did you?

Beesly: I thought you ‘hated this game, it's stupid'?

Jim cell: yeah, but I did it today, it's less stupid

Jim cell: I did it in 5

Beesly: 4/6 suck it Halpert

Jim cell: I hate you.

Beesly: There's always tomorrow babe. Meet you at the restaurant later?

Jim cell: yup. love you

Beesly: Love you too x

 

Thursday 17th February 2022 1.14pm

Jim cell: ffs

Beesly: What's happened?

Jim cell: today's word was like 1 letter different from the one I started with yesterday

Beesly: Wordle?

Jim cell: obviously Wordle

Beesly: You need a starting word

Jim cell: a what?

Beesly: A starting word. The same word that you start with every day

Jim cell: what's yours?

Beesly: That's a secret

Jim cell: Beesly, we're married. we don't have secrets

Beesly: Oh babe. Of course we have secrets. I know about the cushion in the den.

Jim cell: how do you know about that?!

Beesly: Cece

Jim cell: I can't believe she outed me. what secrets do you have that I don't know???

Beesly: What my starting words are

Jim cell: words?? you have more than one??

Beesly: I alternate between two

Jim cell: what are they?

 

Thursday 17th February 2022 2.47pm

Jim cell: Beesly, don't ignore me

Beesly: I'm not telling you

Jim cell: babe, come on!

Beesly: Babe, no!

 

Friday 18th February 2022 4.52pm

Jim cell: What the hell is a ducat?

Beesly: Huh?

Jim cell: oops, have you not Wordled today?

Beesly: NO I HAVE NOT!!!

Jim cell: I'm so sorry, I'll make it up to you later. I'll organize a sitter and I'll take you out for dinner, wherever you wanna go. Even the vegan place

Beesly: Don't text me for the rest of the day. I am MAD at you.

Jim cell: I'm so sorry

Jim cell: in my defense, it's almost 5pm, I thought you would have done it by now

Jim cell: but I'm still very sorry

Jim cell: I love you

 

Friday 18th February 2022 4.58pm

Jim cell: Beesly?

 

Friday 18th February 2022 5.12pm

Jim cell: Beesly? come on

 

Friday 18th February 2022 5.18pm

Jim cell: Pam I really am sorry

Jim cell: I'll bring your favorite wine home tonight

Beesly: You better.

 

Monday 21st February 2022 11.11am

Jim cell: I HAVE PEAKED IN LIFE

Beesly: Huh? What's happened?

Jim cell: I GOT WORDLE IN ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

Beesly: I don't wanna take anything away from you babe, but getting it in one is just a fluke. Proper skill is getting it in two

Jim cell: Oh come on Pam, that was great! don't ruin the high I'm on right now

Beesly: So JELLO is your starting word then huh?

Jim cell: obviously ;)

Beesly: You know that's a terrible starting word right?

Jim cell: what?? why??

Beesly: Because it has two L's in it. You're taking up valuable letters doing that

Jim cell: oh yeah, I never thought of it like that

Beesly: But enjoy this moment, because you'll never get it in one again

Jim cell: love you too x

 

Tuesday 22nd February 2022 10.17am

Beesly: 3/6

Jim cell: 4/6 

 

Wednesday 23rd February 2022 12.21pm

Jim cell: 3/6

Beesly: Same!

Jim cell: *air five* 

Beesly: *air five*

Beesly: I love you Halpert

Jim cell: love you too Beesly 

 

Thursday 23rd February 2022 3.27pm

Beesly: 2/6

Jim cell: oh wow!

Beesly: I know! I feel SO proud of myself right now!!

Jim cell: and I am very proud of you too

Beesly: So lucky I used that starting word today and not the other

Jim cell: Which is....?

Beesly: Ugh fine. It's TREAD. And my other is BOILS. So I had X???X and just spent a while jiggling the letters about and trying to add in the other letters from 

Jim cell: Oh I see how you got to BEARS then. Nice going Beesly!

Beesly: I feel I need to celebrate. I might post a screenshot of it in my story. Argh I'm so excited!!

Jim cell: haha calm down there!

Beesly: I'm not sure I can ever Wordle again now I've peaked!

Jim cell: now now, let's not get silly now

 

Thursday 23rd February 2022 9.52am

Jim cell: omg. I couldn't do it

Beesly: Oh no. Wordle?

Jim cell: yeah for the first time ever. well, other than that first day, but that didn't really count

Beesly: I think I know what happened

Beesly: You forgot you could do double letters didn't you

Jim cell: YES!! how did you know????

Beesly: It's happened to me sometimes where I've been trying different letters, and then the blocks just keep jiggling, and then I'm like ooooooh I can use the green letters again, duhhhh

Jim cell: It was so stupid. So I had my new starting word which is PRANK, and that didn't help in the slightest. and the next word didn't help. or the next. then I did BIKES and it helped a bit. but then I was just scrabbling around with BENTS and BELTS. and then BEETS comes up.

Jim cell: I literally could have killed Dwight right then and there. first time I fail and it's THAT word

Beesly: Oh I'm sorry babe. On the plus side, you know BATTLESTAR GALACTICA can't come up tomorrow

Jim cell: I'm just gonna go sulk. I'll speak to you later

Beesly: Love you babe x

Jim cell: love you Beesly x

 

Friday 24th February 2022 9.09am

Jim cell: ok, that's it. I'm officially done

Beesly: Done with what?

Jim cell: with Wordle

Beesly: Oh hold on I haven't done it yet. Give me 5 minutes

Beesly: Ok, so what does CYLON mean?

Jim cell: it's a race of robots from Battlestar Galactica 

Beesly: That's kinda funny babe

Beesly: But I'm sorry

Beesly: Try nerdlegame.com it's just numbers

Jim cell: you know what? I think I'll just put a mini hoop up in my office for the next time I'm bored



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